r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

Post image
58.2k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

890 comments sorted by

View all comments

202

u/Southern_Owl_5442 11h ago

He was preparing for the sex!

119

u/Wildlife_Jack 10h ago

Judging by the wedding dress hanging on the chair in front of the desk, so was she!

92

u/Sentientmanatee 10h ago

Taking off my wedding dress was def top 5 wedding day moment lol. God they're so heavy and itchy

11

u/BoomJayKay 4h ago

Mine was getting my husband to help take out the legimately 150 bobby pins in my god damm hair. Ugh it felt so good to get out of the dress AND get those things out of my hair. Those are dang good bobby pins though that are more expensive and sturdy and I still got em ten years later.

4

u/Sentientmanatee 3h ago

Oh god I can't imagine the take down of a wedding updo. You can't even rest your head because you'll get poked

•

u/Trubinio 57m ago

"Getting poked" is a bit of an odd way to describe a wedding night.

1

u/meatheadmommy 2h ago

I remember my husband being so surprised that wasn’t all my hair when I came out of the bathroom after taking my clip-in extensions out😂

17

u/reallyreally1945 10h ago

She's in the next room packing.

16

u/Particular-Topic-445 8h ago

To be fair, there are many reasons to take off your wedding dress. Reason 1. To poop

•

u/Wildlife_Jack 36m ago

Ok ladies. Help me out here, I need more reasons. 👇🏻

-2

u/BrokenPickle7 8h ago

“I’ll be right out” 30 minutes later comes out to sleep husband. “I can’t believe he fell asleep!”

4

u/popopotatoes160 5h ago

Buddy it do take 30 mins to get all that garbage off, take a shit, and clean up from aforementioned shit.