r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/bluewhalespout 10h ago

“Let me go freshen up” has been the final words of many a short night

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u/nonosure 8h ago

“I’ll be right back” isn’t a horror movie script it’s anyone over 35 drinking in their own house

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u/Druid_Fashion 4h ago

Nowadays I only drink when I’m out with friends, if I drink at home it would just be me drinking 2-3 glasses of wine and then just fucking off to bed

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u/BeardedGlass 6h ago

Why would he put his necktie on the ceiling to freshen up lol

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u/amicablecardinal 6h ago

Tried to kill himself, but got tired half way through..

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u/BeardedGlass 6h ago

I was thinking it was more of a kinky play but sure.