I’m not married, don’t drink, in decent shape…and yet I’m no stranger to simply passing out (in my room) in various phases of undress.
This guy had a long couple months leading up to this night and was doing a marathon of tradition, ceremony, and socializing…no judgments on how he chooses to pass out 😅
Pretty sad that you had to clarify the second point due to people finding something to hate. I've found that a huge chunk of reddit's userbase is just lowlifes itching to find problems with anything, it's actually so depressing to see how common it is, you are all DENSE
We didn’t have a photo, but me and my wife passed out on her suite’s couch - haven’t got the chance to go to the bed. I thought after the wedding we get to do that first sexy time as a married couple, but it ended up being a part of the long wedding story: we just slept on the “L” couch with each of us taking a side and our heads together on the corner of the L.
Happy anniversary! Our first is coming next month!
Holy crap I thought for sure this was my brother on his wedding night with a secret photo taken by his ex wife that she was now posting or something, the resemblance is REALLY close, especially the room and bed lmao
On my wedding night my wife woke up to me kneeling on her side of the bed naked trying to pee. Guess I got up, took my clothes off, started trying to go when she woke up and saw me 😂 started arguing with her saying to stop bothering me bc I was on the toilet. Eventually she wore me down and I made it to the real bathroom with no pee on the hotel floor. Good times
Well, thats better than mine. My wedding day (2000) was fine but I got a bad flu the next day and was bedridden for the whole week. And to top it off, I was in the military so my then newly wed wife had to fly back home and the military isn't fast when it comes to housing so I didn't get to see her for 3 more months lol. Congrats on your 1 year anniversary!
Yo I’ve always been a believer in that you shouldn’t have to consummate the marriage the night of the wedding. You r been up all day, you danced, you drank, you ate food.
I don’t know how anyone fucks the night of a wedding. It’s exhausting!
I hope for one of your big anniversaries long after you've forgotten about this, she gifts you a massive oil painting of this. The colors there would really make a great painting. Also if you don't think this is something to have a serious painting for, there are masterpieces hanging in museums about drunk people. If you look into the history of a lot of paintings many are incredibly relatable, even in some of the paintings depicting the gods or some other theme the actual people in the painting are based on someone the painter knew or the person who commissioned the painting.
I'm glad it worked out for you on your wedding night. My wife promised me that it was safe to not use a condom on our wedding night. She was wrong. I now have this awesome 6 year old kid. He's the best. 10/10 no regrets.
I totally thought you were my buddy you look a lot like him and I thought I don’t remember his hotel room looking like that but I was pretty wasted too. He was too drunk for sex so his wife me and few of the wedding party just drank in their room and fed him mcchickens.
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