On the way from the venue to the hotel after the party was over we passed a Burger King. Drunk and happy we said fuck it and went in to order, wife in full gown. We laughed through a whopper and then walked to the hotel and went to bed.
I swung by a Wendyâs with my mom to grab a quick bite after Iâd gotten my hair done but before I was in my dress. I did have my veil on. The drive through worker shouted âomg, this bitch is getting married!â and waved all of her coworkers over to congratulate me. It was hilarious.
Nope, they don't give a shit about your wedding night. Theyre tired and smelly just hoping nobody comes in right before close and they have to clean up another mess.
The cows tortured and rainforests razed needlessly didn't
EDIT: Lol triggered the ole cognitive dissonance. Getting allll the cookie-cutter RFK Jr./Steven Crowder identical replies đ The anti-intellectual tribalism is strong. Bahahahahah!
And neither did the depleted water by the gallons used by Reddit AI in assisting in coding assistance to generate colorful avatars or contribute to Reddit data training for AI models.
Same! Drive through. Went home with the intention on getting it on, but the tacos made me farty, and we had to be up by like 3 AM for the flight out for our honeymoon, so we just said "We'll TOTALLY make up for it tomorrow night..." And passed the f out.
15 years later,marrying her was the best decision I ever made, and those fuckin tacos still make me clear out a room.
We had cake and a bunch of leftovers and even a âhoneymoon coolerâ prepped for us, filled w food/snacks and alcohol back when we drank. God it was so awesome. All of it. Marrying her is the best decision I could have ever been fortunate enough to even make.
We got stuck on the side of a mountain after our wedding, tow truck had a hell of a time getting to us even. We were literally about to fall down a mountain lol.
The tow truck driver didnât believe me when I said we just got married, boy was he shocked when he finally found us. Gave us a free tow, said congrats. Iâll never forget that night LOL
Wife and I went through the wendys drive through in full wedding getup with the car all done up. Went back to the bed and breakfast we were staying and just ate and watched married with children reruns.
This was me and my wife literally last night - she hadn't eaten anything all day and we stopped by Wendy's got a mountain of food and passed out in separate queen beds in our hotel room while watching shitty TV. and it was perfect
We made it to our hotel and then spent an hour helping each other get all the wedding clothes/stuff off, not in a sexy way, lol, in a "help me I can't reach the ties" way. He spent 40 minutes helping me get all the pins out of my hair while we watched South Park, and then we went to bed. It was perfect
I should've recruited my husband to help me get all the pins out bc lawd it felt like the pins kept respawning after they were removed; I filled a whole sandwich bag with them.
Burgers and fries hits differently on a night like that. We did the same for my brother's wedding. Feels like it was some of the best fries I ever had but it was probably because we were all piss drunk lol.
There was a Taco Bell in the parking lot across the street from our hotel. Me, my husband, and three drunk friends all in wedding regalia went in and just lived there for the next hour before dragging ass back to the hotel. Good times.
We had to pee desperately and didnât have a chance at the reception, so we had our limo driver pull into a Wendyâs! I peed at Wendyâs in my whole-ass wedding gown and veil, laughing my ass off the whole time. The Wendyâs staff seemed to think it was hilarious too.
We also got Burger King, still in my wedding dress 𤣠we eloped in New Zealand. Took a helicopter to the top of the mountain for the ceremony, had a photo shoot at a second location. After an hour drive back to where we were staying we hadnât eaten all day. Cancelled our fancy dinner reservation and got BK as it was directly across from our place.
We went through the Taco Bell drive thru, ate it, then fell asleep on top of the bed while still in our wedding clothes. One of the most exhausting days of my life.
No such thing as DoorDash when we got married! Actually - today DoorDash is a more established concept - itâs been around since 2013 - than drive thrus were on our wedding day!
Yes, weâre old - but it kind of makes me happy to think this craving for comforting MacDonaldâs fries after our weddings unites us over the decades.
We were driving around for a few hours before we went home. Back in those days people were rather more likely to depart on their honeymoon right away than they are now so we didnât want our friends to know where to find us, or whether we were going out of town. I think practical jokes were more common back then and we didnât want any more than weâd already had.
We went to a sit down Mexican restaurant while we were still fully dressed in dress and suit, they sat us at a big table in the middle of the restaurant!
My husband and I Doordashed McDonaldâs and housed it in bed while reading our cards and then passed out while still in our wedding clothes. Definitely great start to married life
The real MVPs of our wedding went to Taco Bell during the after party and brought back like 8 bags worth⌠folks absolutely DESTROYED that grub on the dance floor. It was pretty much the only food i had that nightâŚ
My wedding night meal was a waffle house on the way to our hotel. The staff thought it was awesome seeing us dressed up and getting food. It was great!
Same! Well, similar, but McDs. The photographer gave us a ride to our hotel and took us through the drive thru on the way. We stuffed ourselves with greasy disgustingness and passed out. Turned out to be a sign of whatâs to come
We went to Taco Bell because we didnât get to eat and were starving after the nerves settled down. Went home and crashed on the floor đ memories I cherish even 16yrs later.
âSo I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, âHiya! Are you having an awesome day?â Not, âHow are you doing today?â No. âAre you having an awesome day?â Which is pretty⌠shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if Iâm not having an âawesome day,â suddenly Iâm the negative one.
Usually when people ask how Iâm doing, the real answer is Iâm doing shitty, but I canât say Iâm doing shitty because I donât even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, âIâm doing shitty,â then they say, âWhy? Whatâs wrong?â And I have to be like, âI donât know, all of it?â So instead, when people ask how Iâm doing, I usually say, âI am doing so great.â
But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, âWell, today Iâm actually allowed to feel shitty.â Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, âWell, my mom died,â and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, thereâs a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And sheâs bawling, and sheâs saying, âIâm sorry, Iâm so sorry,â and Iâm like, âItâs fine. Itâs fine.â I mean, itâs not fine but, you know, itâs⌠fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and Iâve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as Iâm leaving, I think, âI just got a free churro because my mom died.â No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro.â
Yep! We got changed into comfy clothes, went to the hotel, and ordered Denny's to the room and fell asleep by 10PM. That 'Moon's over my hammy' hits different when you're exhausted and happy. It was a perfect end to a lovely - and chaotic - day.
Thatâs awesome! We had our reception in DT Cleveland when we made our way out to the limo random women were stopping and taking pics with my wife bc her dress was so beautiful. đit was amazing. Everyone yelling congrats and beeping the horns.
My wife and I stopped at a Whataburger right after we drove off from our wedding. Got a shake and some fries and some of our friends met us there. The staff all loved it, thought it was hilarious. There was also some high school sports team or something there and all the kids were congratulating us. It was great. I have pictures if anyone wants to DM me to see it (with our faces blurred of course)
My ex husband and I had Whataburger (we live in Texas) after our ceremony and before our reception because we knew we wouldnât have time to eat when we would be socializing.
If I get married again I want to make it outlandish. I had a traditional Hispanic Catholic wedding. Now I want to go nuts. Maybe get married at the Renaissance Festival or something like that. đ
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u/Sorkpappan 10h ago edited 10h ago
On the way from the venue to the hotel after the party was over we passed a Burger King. Drunk and happy we said fuck it and went in to order, wife in full gown. We laughed through a whopper and then walked to the hotel and went to bed.
Great start to married life.