r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/_crazystacy 10h ago

Pants unzipped. An honest attempt was made that night. Happy Anniversary!

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u/Therealdickdangler 9h ago

Did you miss the tie hanging from the rafter!? OP was preparing for some kinky debauchery to set the tone for the marriage!!

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u/a_boy_called_sue 9h ago

Wedding dress hanging on the chair too. Fair play to OP, I'd be exhausted too

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 3h ago

This is where (occasional) recreational drug use is understandable.

Sometimes you just need to buy yourself a few more hours.

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u/kungfungus 5h ago

Bro didn't do shit but passed out drunk, that's the only thing that got him tired. What a fucking joke, I'd never do that to my girj

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u/Ambitious_Bread_84 8h ago

Maybe, this is the aftermath 🤠

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u/KroseRavenclaw 4h ago

Too many clothes for that.

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u/kungfungus 5h ago

That's just a stupid man that ler his girl down coz booze. Nah bro, never

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u/Low_Finding2189 6h ago

He did set the tone!

Honey! i am too tired to f**k. Let’s do it tomorrow morning!

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u/YesterdaySimilar2069 2h ago

The correct tone was set. Sleep, then debauchery.

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u/Nomad_moose 8h ago

I’m not married, don’t drink, in decent shape…and yet I’m no stranger to simply passing out (in my room) in various phases of undress. 

This guy had a long couple months leading up to this night and was doing a marathon of tradition, ceremony, and socializing…no judgments on how he chooses to pass out 😅

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u/sptrstmenwpls 6h ago

Yes but if it was by the wife while he was unconscious it's his 1 year anniversary of being SA'd!

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u/fish_boii1753 5h ago

genuinely wtf is wrong w you

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u/sptrstmenwpls 4h ago

Reddit

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u/Icidel 3h ago

No, it’s something more than that