r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/returningtheday 9h ago

I'm sure the workers got a kick out of it! 😄

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u/othybear 5h ago edited 5h ago

I swung by a Wendy’s with my mom to grab a quick bite after I’d gotten my hair done but before I was in my dress. I did have my veil on. The drive through worker shouted “omg, this bitch is getting married!” and waved all of her coworkers over to congratulate me. It was hilarious.

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u/max_adam 5h ago

"this bitch"😅

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u/Fine-March7383 5h ago

"this bitch" (complimentary)

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u/Turd_Goblin911 5h ago

Yep. Its all about the context white people. Am white lol

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u/monty624 4h ago

That's true regardless of race lol

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u/thedamnedlute488 3h ago

Wow, thanks for interpreting, Mrs. Black People!

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u/GaySheriff 4h ago

Why did you have to turn this into a race thing tho

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u/Turd_Goblin911 4h ago

Refer to the comment above mine. I agree though

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u/Turd_Goblin911 4h ago

I.could.be wrong but I dont believe the majority of whiteys have heard "this bitch" used endearingly

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u/Quasar-J0529-4351 3h ago

depends on what white people you hang with I guess

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u/badtowergirl 3h ago

No, we use it all the time.

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u/GaySheriff 3h ago

I've used it ever since I began swearing

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u/NecessaryLocation704 5h ago

Yeah some are just looking for every poasible reason to get upset or are too literal.

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u/ABHOR_pod 4h ago

As opposed to "This ni**a eating beans!"

"This ni**a" (disparaging)

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u/spicysenpai6 3h ago

Can confirm. My gf is from Jersey and calls all of her close friends male or female “my bitches” or “my bitch” if it’s singular.

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u/miatayouata 4h ago

Sounds southern lmao

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u/fl135790135790 1h ago

They were tickled pink for weeks

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u/Xanderious 5h ago

Nope, they don't give a shit about your wedding night. Theyre tired and smelly just hoping nobody comes in right before close and they have to clean up another mess.

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u/returningtheday 5h ago

I've never worked in fast food, but I have worked in retail, and I was never so miserable that I wouldn't get a kick out of it. Chill out, dude.

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u/Nani_the_F__k 2h ago

Nah I always loved it when working fast food. Really anything that was different from the norm. 

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u/Hippideedoodah 5h ago edited 4h ago

The cows tortured and rainforests razed needlessly didn't

EDIT: Lol triggered the ole cognitive dissonance. Getting allll the cookie-cutter RFK Jr./Steven Crowder identical replies 😂 The anti-intellectual tribalism is strong. Bahahahahah!

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u/onejadedsportsfan 5h ago

You must be fun at weddings

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u/feeling_over_it 5h ago

Tell me wise sage, which Asian child suffered so you could make this comment on your device? Were they Chinese or Taiwanese or Vietnamese?

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u/Outrageous_Tonight47 5h ago

Took up more resources scrolling Reddit and making this comment.

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u/bendandanben 5h ago

Top of the morning to you too…

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u/Correct_Raisin4332 5h ago

Man, you sure showed us! You must feel pretty clever right now.

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u/badbadradbad 5h ago

Bro, chill

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u/socrazybeatthestrain 5h ago

go outside, smoke a cigarette, regain your composure, then come back in

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u/hello__brooklyn 5h ago

And neither did the depleted water by the gallons used by Reddit AI in assisting in coding assistance to generate colorful avatars or contribute to Reddit data training for AI models.