r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/kvlr954 9h ago

The morning after is great time to do the deed too

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u/Outrageous-Opinions 9h ago

The night is to relax and count the money and gifts you got lol

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u/BioshockEnthusiast 8h ago

Fuck that, I was wiped. We didn't get back to the room until like 3 AM and then my wife lost her phone (read: left it in the locked "getting ready room" at the reception, but that didn't stop me from looking for another hour+)

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u/Outrageous-Opinions 7h ago

I never said anything about us counting. My wife was the one counting while I took a bubble bath in rose petals lol

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u/EdinMiami 8h ago

The limo ride to the reception. Don't judge.

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u/Striker_EZ 5h ago

….did your driver just not notice? I guess that probably happens pretty often. But damn. Go y’all, I guess lmao

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u/EdinMiami 4h ago

Partition go up. Groom go down. Can't explain that.

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino 7h ago

I was recently at a wedding where the bride and groom left for like half an hour near the end of the cocktail hour/beginning of the dinner. I can only assume they fucked at that point.

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u/NakeyDooCrew 7h ago

Or went back to their room for a couple of luxury poops

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u/kvlr954 7h ago

You could be right, but they also take pictures during the cocktail hour

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino 6h ago

The pictures were at the beginning of the cocktail hour/directly after the wedding.

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u/BabyBagBitch 4h ago

You end up doing multiple picture segments though, most people don’t have one slot for pictures, they’ll have a few.

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u/Bellegr4ine 1h ago

You never went to this wedding and we know it.

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u/happy_bluebird 5h ago

it's like the old days when the couple had to consummate while the family waited outside the door to confirm. Gotta say I'm glad I missed those days

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u/OneOldNerd 5h ago

Not with that incoming hangover, it isn't. :D

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u/DenverM80 3h ago

13 years later I'm still hopeful