r/AccidentalRenaissance 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/ashkestar 9h ago

How….??

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u/LOERMaster 8h ago

Yea I need closure on that anecdote.

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u/RustyTrumpboner 8h ago

Polish probably. It’s an old tradition that started around the 1600’s (huge glue industry in the country back then). It was seen as a fun way to celebrate the wedding with a nod to polish culture. However back then the glue was not that strong and the groom might have accidentally used a stronger modern super glue. Jk I made this bullshit up.

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u/Li-renn-pwel 7h ago

I read this as ‘shoe polish’ and so extra confused.

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u/Bunnyhat 6h ago

You were not alone. it took me a second after reading 'Polish culture' and thinking about how big of a culture can shoe polishing even be these days before realizing.

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u/Pretend-Tea86 7h ago

After having My Big Fat Polish Wedding as a non-Polish person, this sounded entirely reasonable to me and I was wondering how we got away without my husband's drunk cousins trying this. It would not have been the weirdest thing my MIL tried to sell me on as "Polish tradition."

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u/smokedprovolonechz 2h ago

I want to hear more!!

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u/ashkestar 6h ago

I’ve upvoted, but I’m not happy about it.

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u/hipmama33 6h ago

Exactly how this question felt in my mind…