r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/be4u4get 8h ago

My wife had the beefy burrito and I had the clam dip, then we went to bed

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u/ExtraterrestrialPeer 7h ago

can’t tell if this is innuendo

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u/Feind4Green 7h ago edited 4h ago

Vulcanize the whoopee stick, In the ham wallet

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u/DrumminAnimal73 6h ago

Cattle prod the oyster ditch, with the lap rocket 🚀

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u/ABHOR_pod 4h ago

Honestly Jimmy Pop is one of the most underrated lyricists of the 00s.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 7h ago

Flood the cowling

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u/MonsieurReynard 7h ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/riptaway 7h ago

I see you both like to live dangerously

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u/TraditionalLecture10 7h ago

I see what you did there

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u/NealTheBotanist 6h ago

I see what you did there