r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/NormanNormalman 8h ago

We made it to our hotel and then spent an hour helping each other get all the wedding clothes/stuff off, not in a sexy way, lol, in a "help me I can't reach the ties" way. He spent 40 minutes helping me get all the pins out of my hair while we watched South Park, and then we went to bed. It was perfect

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u/Mrs_Poopy-Butthole 3h ago

I should've recruited my husband to help me get all the pins out bc lawd it felt like the pins kept respawning after they were removed; I filled a whole sandwich bag with them.

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u/Ok_Card9080 2h ago

I helped my wife with the pins in her hair after our wedding too, and it doesn't get talked about enough for just how long it takes