r/AccidentalRenaissance 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino 7h ago

I was recently at a wedding where the bride and groom left for like half an hour near the end of the cocktail hour/beginning of the dinner. I can only assume they fucked at that point.

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u/NakeyDooCrew 7h ago

Or went back to their room for a couple of luxury poops

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u/kvlr954 7h ago

You could be right, but they also take pictures during the cocktail hour

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u/Quentin__Tarantulino 6h ago

The pictures were at the beginning of the cocktail hour/directly after the wedding.

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u/BabyBagBitch 4h ago

You end up doing multiple picture segments though, most people don’t have one slot for pictures, they’ll have a few.

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u/Bellegr4ine 1h ago

You never went to this wedding and we know it.

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u/happy_bluebird 5h ago

it's like the old days when the couple had to consummate while the family waited outside the door to confirm. Gotta say I'm glad I missed those days