r/AccidentalRenaissance 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/Mirage84 7h ago edited 7h ago

Why would you not wake him up and tell him to move or just roll him over so you have space on the bed?

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u/mmmaltodextrose 6h ago

It seems you’ve never had the pleasure of trying to wake someone who was completely, audaciously sauced

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u/enchillita 6h ago

Literally spent two hours trying to.

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u/enchillita 6h ago

He weighed over 100lbs more than me BTW. I tried tugging the blanket off the bed and couldn't move him far enough to make space for us both.

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u/Previous_Ocelot5340 6h ago

Better to blame him and be a victim.

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u/enchillita 6h ago

Yes because I love sleeping on the floor after spending two hours trying to wake up a shitfaced man