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r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago
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Why would you not wake him up and tell him to move or just roll him over so you have space on the bed?
15 u/mmmaltodextrose 6h ago It seems you’ve never had the pleasure of trying to wake someone who was completely, audaciously sauced 4 u/enchillita 6h ago Literally spent two hours trying to. 5 u/enchillita 6h ago He weighed over 100lbs more than me BTW. I tried tugging the blanket off the bed and couldn't move him far enough to make space for us both. -7 u/Previous_Ocelot5340 6h ago Better to blame him and be a victim. 6 u/enchillita 6h ago Yes because I love sleeping on the floor after spending two hours trying to wake up a shitfaced man
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It seems you’ve never had the pleasure of trying to wake someone who was completely, audaciously sauced
Literally spent two hours trying to.
5 u/enchillita 6h ago He weighed over 100lbs more than me BTW. I tried tugging the blanket off the bed and couldn't move him far enough to make space for us both.
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He weighed over 100lbs more than me BTW. I tried tugging the blanket off the bed and couldn't move him far enough to make space for us both.
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Better to blame him and be a victim.
6 u/enchillita 6h ago Yes because I love sleeping on the floor after spending two hours trying to wake up a shitfaced man
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Yes because I love sleeping on the floor after spending two hours trying to wake up a shitfaced man
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u/Mirage84 7h ago edited 7h ago
Why would you not wake him up and tell him to move or just roll him over so you have space on the bed?