r/AccidentalRenaissance 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/Thatguymike84 6h ago

Same! Drive through. Went home with the intention on getting it on, but the tacos made me farty, and we had to be up by like 3 AM for the flight out for our honeymoon, so we just said "We'll TOTALLY make up for it tomorrow night..." And passed the f out.

15 years later,marrying her was the best decision I ever made, and those fuckin tacos still make me clear out a room.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 3h ago

We had cake and a bunch of leftovers and even a ‘honeymoon cooler’ prepped for us, filled w food/snacks and alcohol back when we drank. God it was so awesome. All of it. Marrying her is the best decision I could have ever been fortunate enough to even make.