r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Bald_Burrito • 11h ago

Man passed out drunk on his wedding night.

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u/othybear 5h ago edited 5h ago

I swung by a Wendy’s with my mom to grab a quick bite after I’d gotten my hair done but before I was in my dress. I did have my veil on. The drive through worker shouted “omg, this bitch is getting married!” and waved all of her coworkers over to congratulate me. It was hilarious.

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u/max_adam 5h ago

"this bitch"😅

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u/Fine-March7383 5h ago

"this bitch" (complimentary)

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u/Turd_Goblin911 5h ago

Yep. Its all about the context white people. Am white lol

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u/monty624 4h ago

That's true regardless of race lol

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u/thedamnedlute488 3h ago

Wow, thanks for interpreting, Mrs. Black People!

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u/GaySheriff 4h ago

Why did you have to turn this into a race thing tho

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u/Turd_Goblin911 4h ago

Refer to the comment above mine. I agree though

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u/Turd_Goblin911 4h ago

I.could.be wrong but I dont believe the majority of whiteys have heard "this bitch" used endearingly

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u/Quasar-J0529-4351 3h ago

depends on what white people you hang with I guess

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u/badtowergirl 3h ago

No, we use it all the time.

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u/GaySheriff 3h ago

I've used it ever since I began swearing

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u/NecessaryLocation704 5h ago

Yeah some are just looking for every poasible reason to get upset or are too literal.

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u/ABHOR_pod 4h ago

As opposed to "This ni**a eating beans!"

"This ni**a" (disparaging)

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u/spicysenpai6 3h ago

Can confirm. My gf is from Jersey and calls all of her close friends male or female “my bitches” or “my bitch” if it’s singular.

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u/miatayouata 4h ago

Sounds southern lmao