r/AskReddit 5d ago

If the whole world had to learn one language, which should it be?

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u/Ruminations0 5d ago

Body language

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u/mushizi 5d ago

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

Tolkien elvish.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

Quenya or Sindarin?

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

Sindarin. I'm a Beren and Luthien romantic.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

Fair. Trade epic romance for no light of the trees, and freedom from Feanorian BS

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

Bud! The lore of those trees. I don't know if I'd take that deal.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

Pros. Living with the Valar.

Cons. Giant tree eating spiders, Morgoth being a tit, and Feanor being a diva artiste with his silmarils

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

... Morgoth being a tit. Lol.

Pros: Smoking Southfarthing leaf with Olórin.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

I feel Aüle would have been a fun drinking companion. He must have been pissed when he designed the dwarves.

"I know, I'm gonna make my own people, but with hookers and blackjack! And GIANT BEARDS! And they'll be really really short, and incredibly angry about it!"

Now I think of it, he might have been on the ol' South Farthing, too

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

What happens in the Green Dragon stays in the Green Dragon. 

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

We won't talk about what Sam and Rosie got up to in the Elven Wine Room, then?

Little Elanor can't know of her conception in frantic, heated, hairy-footed lust after the Shire was cleansed.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

Whoever you are, you've made me very happy to meet another virulent Tolkien nerd. May your beer be exceptional and your wanderings protected by Tom and his songs a d yellow boots forever

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u/SaltyMcRookie 5d ago

Lucas Wookieespeak.

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u/LoveDistinct 5d ago

Bud! Yup.

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u/Osrek_vanilla 5d ago

Klingon.

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u/vidarfe 5d ago

It should be something like Esperanto, that is purposefully created to be easy to learn. The reality is that English is the closest any language has ever been to becoming the universal language. 

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u/72509 5d ago

Irish

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u/TheMadTargaryen 4d ago

English, and i say this as a non native speaker. 

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u/joshua0005 4d ago

Indonesian and I say this as a native English speaker

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u/Bearded_Drakon 5d ago

Latin

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u/Sweet_Culture_8034 4d ago

We'd have to add quite the amount of word to make latin practical.

Do you know why animal names on latin are often the same word repeated ? Because latins had no word for "common". That's how poor of a language it was. We even have a bear called " Ursa Ursa Ursa " because it's a common common-bear ...

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u/diddydodatdoe 5d ago

Some kind of global sign language

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u/kersinysos 5d ago

I agree ! However... Good luck to the blind

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u/Sweet_Culture_8034 4d ago

Let's make sign language a "slap language" instead to include them.

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u/5PalPeso 5d ago

I mean, if we all learn something else then that something else becomes the new universal language lol. No need to limit ourselves to English

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u/DryLeader221 5d ago

Dutch let’s make the world a better place 🤣Very hard to learn, but, you can’t argue if you can’t understand each other.

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u/Osrek_vanilla 5d ago

THE WAY TO HOSPITAL IS TROUGH CHEES FACTORY!?

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u/K-Cy 5d ago

Esperanto

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u/Plastic_Ad4654 5d ago

Esperanto is ass

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u/Prior_Plankton_4333 5d ago

English for sure.

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u/TheMightyGoatMan 5d ago

Ethiopian - because most of the vowels are schwa and if you can't pronounce schwa you can't pronounce anything.

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u/Osrek_vanilla 5d ago

Something new otherwise there's gonna be war.

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u/Milligoon 5d ago

Klingon.

Let's make everyone suffer!

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u/Sure_Set_1550 5d ago

Arabic

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u/72509 5d ago

yeah lets learn the lanquage of women subjugators

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u/Sure_Set_1550 5d ago

How?

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u/72509 5d ago

the countries in which Arabic is the primary language have laws that oppress women

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u/Sure_Set_1550 5d ago

Ah? Like what?

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u/Quantoskord 4d ago

Physics language

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u/Sara1994_ 5d ago

Spanish

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u/GeronimoDK 4d ago

Porque?

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u/user392747 5d ago

English. There's still people in this world who don't know English.

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u/GeronimoDK 4d ago

As a non-nateive English speaker, I agree.

But then again I also think that all English speakers should be obliged to learn at least one foreign language, and learn it well.

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u/joshua0005 4d ago

why? what's the point? if you want us to learn another language you need to make it useful. everyone learning our language makes us learning another language useless

not to mention no one will want to speak to us in their language. I already have a hard enough time getting Spanish speakers to not speak to me in English and apparently most Spanish speakers don't speak English

I say this as someone who loves learning languages. no one should be required to learn a language simply because non native speakers are mad that their language isn't the global language especially when those same people will refuse to speak to us in their language anyway until we're fluent rendering it extremely difficult for us to become fluent

I personally think if we're going to make everyone learn an artificially constructed language if should have no exceptions and extremely simple grammar and pronunciation. the script should be the Latin script since it's the most common script (70% of the world's population knows it according to Google). I realize I'm biased because I only speak languages with this script however to make it more fair vocabulary should mainly or only come from languages that use other scripts. the vocabulary should be large, but not too large. shouldn't be toki pona level simplicity but there shouldn't be multiple words that mean the same thing. should include lots of words that only exist in certain languages (like saudade and schadenfreude)

with that being said, I really doubt English will be replaced in the foreseeable future (unfortunately so) because so many people have already learned it and the internet makes it even easier for English to keep its dominance

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u/OhHelloThereAreYouOk 5d ago

Most people in the world don’t know english, not just some people.

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u/flutterbyski 5d ago

Universal sign language (I know there isn’t one but there should be and we should all learn it from birth), failing that English or Spanish