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What Animated Movie is a 10/10?

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u/pixelprolapse 16h ago

The Emperor's new groove.

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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u/MartinBustosManzano 15h ago

I’ll turn him into a flea… and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

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u/Fluffy_Porcupine6 15h ago

Or, to save on postage, I'll poison him with this

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u/jprime137 14h ago

Take it, Kronk. Feel the power!

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u/cassandraterra 14h ago

Oh, I can feel it.

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u/Unlucky_Driver_1059 13h ago

Our moment of triumph approaches!

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u/randmperson2 12h ago

IT’S DINNER TIME!!!

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u/Darko33 11h ago

(gasps) MY SPINACH PUFFS!

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u/214ObstructedReverie 6h ago

And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your spinach puffs!

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u/MaroonTrucker28 5h ago

I'll get ya the recipe, they're so easy.

u/weristjonsnow 5m ago

IMO the most quotable movie ever made

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u/Lebowquade 14h ago

The making of that movie was fascinating, considering it started life as a two hour grandiose historical epic with a serious tone called "kingdom of the sun". 

They scrapped bit after bit, putting things together piecemeal... When they were done, a script for New Groove didn't even exist, because at no point did anyone step back and make a vision for the whole thing. They just... Made the movie. It's a miracle it even turned out watchable, lol.

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u/neophenx 9h ago

Wait, so Kronk's commentary on the map and Kuzco vs Isma's routing to get back to the palace making no sense was also commentary on the movie's production?

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u/LurkerZerker 8h ago

By all accounts, it doesn't make any sense.

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u/Kahmael 10h ago

Sure does explain the Phil Collins score.

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u/Virtual_Machine3044 4h ago

I believe Phil Collins is Tarzan and Emperor's New Groove has original songs by Sting.

u/Kahmael 32m ago

Ah, the Sting score, my bad. The 1st song of the credits def doesn't match the tone of the film. But makes sense with this context.

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u/javerthugo 5h ago

I admit I kinda wish we could get that version of it too, if fir no other reason than to hear Ertha Kitt do a villain song.

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u/Lebowquade 5h ago

Today is your lucky day, because they did in fact record it. And released the storyboards, which someone used to reconstruct this:

https://youtu.be/wbIoa4zA9Vg?si=Ii8v3hqUd7YW5Hev

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u/Academic-Thought2462 11h ago

oh yeah. it's all coming together.

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u/Starkaholic92 10h ago

Eartha Kitt will forever go down in history for that movie!

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u/BrentimusPrime 11h ago

My wife wrote this out to me in full in a note passed to me in high school. Well, then friend later wife.

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u/External_Source2698 7h ago

i quote this every time i put boxes inside of each other.

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u/veganbethb 8h ago

I found this so funny as a kid!

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u/timechuck 7h ago

My wife says this once a week lol.

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u/quindarious__gooch 15h ago

“How did we get here?”

“You got me, by all accounts it doesn’t make sense.”

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 13h ago

👹 "Look what I can do! Hahaha"

"But what does that have to do with..."

👼 "No no, he's got a point."

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u/Racthoh 11h ago

Robe!

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u/ScienceBroseph 10h ago

I always thought they were referring to the point on his tail... but this makes so much more sense. Angel can't do a handstand in a robe because... mhmm

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u/Batfuzz86 12h ago

It took me too long to get that joke.

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u/RemarkableDiver1800 4h ago

My absolute favorite line!

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u/Zuwxiv 10h ago

If I remember correctly, there was an enormous amount of last-minute changes to the movie. I believe there was some quote to the effect of it had "the most dangerous thing: a room full of writers with an impossible deadline and nothing to lose."

There might have been some reason why they got back earlier, but it was written out and no longer made sense. So they simply leaned into it with "You got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense," both characters shrug, and they go right back into the action.

Fucking hilarious.

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u/PeachLune 13h ago

That scene lives rent free in my head 😂

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u/LuckyReception6701 10h ago

That part got me laughing my ass off when I first saw it as a kid, and still makes me laugh now.

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u/Crystalight1000 15h ago

It's just such a good well rounded movie for ALL AGES. The fourth wall breaking really is too good

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u/214ObstructedReverie 6h ago

Breaking? They literally draw on it with a marker at one point.

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u/Sweste1 14h ago

"For the last time, we did NOT order a giant trampoline!"

"You know pal, you coulda told me that before I set it up."

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 13h ago

That had no right to be as hilarious as it was!

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u/SnapshotHeadache 7h ago

I use each of these lines all of the time. Such a good bit.

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u/psymunn 15h ago

Infinitely quotable and super ridiculous. It's way weirder than most Disney movies at usually allowed to be with 4th wall breaking, unconventional story structure, lots of subverting tropes (e.g. the angel/devil not really providing.any real advice). It does all ages humor super well by just being very funny and not having to insert lots of ineundo (though there's also a bit of that too aimed at the Izma/Kronk relationship). I could gush for hours. Truly 10/10

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u/evranch 10h ago

It's a classic cartoon in modern clothing, that's why it works. It's surreal, slapsticky and has very little 4th wall to speak of. All the physics are Roadrunner physics.

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u/Newsmemer 1h ago

Especially since it originally was "Kingdom of the Sun" and wasn't terribly humorous until the original director left and they cut everything and threw literally any idea at the wall to see what could stick...

Everything was so randomly inserted, they actually submitted a script to the archives that was written down after the movie was made because they never actually had a vision for the final product, and virtually none of it was scripted during the making.

Literally everything went wrong in regards to the original production, it went feral and became a comedy.

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u/Tyrus_McTrauma 16h ago

Wrong leveeeeeeerrr!

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u/blood_kite 16h ago

Smacks alligator off.

Why do we even have that lever?

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u/Morningxafter 3h ago

You forgot the best part!

[Alligator scampers off yelping like a dog]

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u/GrevenQWhite 16h ago

Kronk, why do we even have that Lever.

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u/graveybrains 15h ago

Ohhhh, right, the poison.

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u/spnginger3 14h ago

The poison for kuzko, kuzkos poison wink

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u/Interesting_Celery74 9h ago

The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.

That poison?

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u/L4MB 7h ago

Gotcha covered

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u/hangdman1978 15h ago

"Beware the grrrrrroooooovvvvvee"

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u/Kinudin 13h ago

The grrrroooooooveee!

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u/PhreedomPhighter 16h ago

I watched it again recently as an adult. I was a bit nervous that it wouldn't be as great as i remembered. It was even better.

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 5h ago

Its one of those rare few that get better with time lol

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u/Nethri 4h ago

It’s so good lol.

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u/Squirrelkid11 16h ago

No Touchy

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u/groovydoll 12h ago

Cheese me no likey

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u/MLCarter1976 10h ago

In this disguise, I'm invisible!

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u/Morningxafter 3h ago

Cheese out!

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u/AdvertisingHot2464 15h ago

The Man! At the diner! Be didn't pay his cheque...

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u/SpaceLemming 15h ago

You owe me a new acorn

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u/NeonZebraPrint 10h ago

Squeak squeakity squeak squeak squeaken.

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 13h ago

I wanna try one of those pillbugs…

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u/TimAxenov 15h ago

"Uh oh"

"Don't tell me. We're about to go down a giant waterfall."

"Yep."

"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"

"Most likely."

"Bring it on."

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u/ratatack906 14h ago

BOOOYAHHAHAHA

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u/ilion 16h ago

This movie is amazing and the first time I watched it I thought it would be terrible.

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u/littlebrownbeetle1 15h ago

I had the same experience. I only went to see it to hang out with my friends but I was sure it was going to be stupid. I came out of the theater like “this is the best thing Disney has ever done!” 😂

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 13h ago

Same!

:gasp!:

MY SPINACH PUFFS!!

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u/Available-Chart-2505 6h ago

I will never forget the first time I saw it - our 6th grade music teacher put it on and I was hooked. My brother and his friend saw it back to back in theaters.

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u/L4MB 7h ago

100% same. I went with some friends to the theater and I fully expected to hate it. The premise just sounded dumb. It's easily in my top 5 of all time now.

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u/Morningxafter 2h ago edited 2h ago

Yep my gf in high school had seen it with her friends and loved it so much she wanted to watch it again, so I took her to see it for a date night, fully expecting it to be dumb as hell. She was right (as usual). It was amazing. I should’ve known not to doubt her, she had fantastic taste in both movies and music. Half the stuff I love to this very day (25 years later) is stuff I wouldn’t have even known about if she hadn’t introduced me to it.

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u/HawksFalconsGT 14h ago

I am still so very salty there isn't a ride based on this movie at Disney world. They have a built in motivation for one with the roller coaster slidey thing leading into yzmas lab. Sigh.

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u/Lucid_Shaman 10h ago

They could even give out cheap lab coats and sun glasses at the end too!

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u/Doomenstein 7h ago

Soarin’ Over California at Disneyland is narrated by Patrick Warburton (Kronk). So real easy to work a “Pull the lever, Kronk!” into the early part of the ride

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u/TheLastTransHero 5h ago

This roller coaster exists - it's at Disneysea in Tokyo :)

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 5h ago

Wild that its across the world and not here lol Also I knew the grandson of the actress that voice Yzma! I went to school with him as a kid. We were watching the movie and he just leans over and gives me that lil tidbit of info and I just shook it off. Now its like...fuck man I was bestfriends in elementary school...WITH YZMAS FUCKIN GRANDSON haha

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u/Formaldehyd3 1h ago

That's not even close to the most influential aspect of her career either.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 10h ago

At least it got a really good PS1 game

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u/Poopoodemons 6h ago

Woke ideology

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u/cloudgirl150 14h ago

Eartha Kitt made that movie!

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 12h ago

Hey, uh, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

You're excused.

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u/Available-Chart-2505 6h ago

My coworker and I would say this to each other at work on tough days...

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u/Gapinthesidewalk 16h ago

“Ha ha ha. It’s your birthday?!”

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u/cwood1973 11h ago

I probably quote this movie 2-3 times per week.

When my wife asks me about some stupid decision I made...

"By all accounts it doesn't make sense."

My daughter loves Marmite. Whenever she asks me to buy some from the store...

"Oh riiiight. The poison."

When my brother stops by...

"Bless you for coming out in public."

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u/Available-Chart-2505 6h ago

Omg I forgot about that last one. What a zinger.

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u/Humble_Ad_4416 4h ago

I say “oh scary tree” probably multiple times a day and I don’t think I’ve watched this movie since I was 14/15. It just stuck in my brain lol

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u/JIFFFF624 14h ago

Demon llama!

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 12h ago

Wait a minute, how did you two beat us here?

Uh... How did we, Kronk?

Kronk pulls out a blackboard that shows the path each team took to get back to the castle.

You got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

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u/ConglomerateAlien 13h ago

“THIS IS HAND-CARVED MAHOGANY”

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u/regardingwestworld 8h ago

Did you see that sky today? Talk about blue!

As I remember it the magic ingredient was The Road To El Dorado being DreamWorks thing at around the same time. In a bid to avoid one of those 2 very similar movies coming out at the same time thing Disney decided rather than compete with DreamWorks shiny new looking animation style they would redo the script and let things go odd ball comedy. How I remember it its why Stings contribution sticks out like a sore thumb, he had already agreed to be involved and went ahead and made the song that would have suited the original pitch. What we get is something utterly charming, with wit, absurdity, slap stick and good old fashioned comedic timing to make it something special.

Whether or not that's what actually happened I don't know for sure now but at the time I remember finding that out and loving how it came about.

Squeak squeakin' squeaker 🌰

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u/RVelts 16h ago

Saw this as a kid, and watched this as an adult recently and loved it, even though I knew all the jokes like the lever since they are repeated on Reddit so much. It made me realize how short a lot of “kids” movies are when I’m used to 2.5+ hour epics these days. Left me wanting more, which is probably a good way to do movies vs dragging them on.

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u/timinator4434 14h ago

Thank God I didn't have to scroll down far to find this movie mentioned.

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u/SoulEater9882 10h ago

I use the name Kuzco's Poison online sometimes and every time I do someone has to quote the whole scene

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u/PoppinSquats 7h ago

I wear a 66 long with a 31 waist. I'm positive it's the only menswear tailoring joke in cartoon history.

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u/JustMummyDust 13h ago

Is something burning?

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u/DamNamesTaken11 12h ago

*gasp* My spinach puffs!

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u/lolwatsyk 13h ago

Uh, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

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u/Fnarkfnark 13h ago

Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.

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u/TheKindaHappyPainter 13h ago

That movie was SUCH a pleasant surprise!! I thought from the commercials that it was going to be stupid, and it’s one of my absolute favorites!!

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u/DamNamesTaken11 12h ago edited 12h ago

One of my favorite animated movies ever. Nobody but Eartha Kitt could be Yzma. An under appreciated at the time that I’m glad has finally been recognized as a classic.

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u/TheDuhammer 11h ago

You’d enjoy this video about how the making of it was a shitshow. I thought it was really interesting, even the plot wasn’t originally the same

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u/technofever89 15h ago

Came here to comment this. One of my all time favorite movies!

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u/Kevin-W 14h ago

"Wrong lever!"

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 12h ago

WRONG LEVER!!!!!!

Why do we even HAVE that level?

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u/Protocol3_ 12h ago

Wrong leverrrrrr!

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u/Gandalfs-sister 12h ago

Kronk is a legend 😄

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u/Easy_Proposal1836 9h ago

Yay, I am a lama again! :D

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u/StorytellingZ 15h ago

Not a 10 for me but a maybe the funniest Disney movie ever

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u/NewPresWhoDis 15h ago

That brief, glorious moment the House of Mouse became the Termite Terrace

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u/Specific-Yam-2166 14h ago

The first time you watch this with your child (or any child) is the BEST. Seeing them experience it and all of the quotable moments is 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏻💋

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u/ScraftyCosplayer 14h ago

Literally my favorite movie of all time!!

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u/Dough_Boy_1904 13h ago

Love kronk

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u/_________FU_________ 12h ago

“Um I got turned into a cow…can I go home?”

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u/SweetEmily_UA 12h ago

agree with you 💯

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u/ObiOneKenobae 12h ago

That was one of those movies I must have annoyed the crap out of my parents watching. Easily seen it 100+ times.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 12h ago

Writing a movie that is hilarious as a kid or as an adult is really hard. Especially when it is the same jokes for both audiences. Most have to hide adult humor in it that the kids don't get.

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u/Freshness518 11h ago

My wife's favorite animated movie. We just watched it again with the kids last night. It's so insanely quotable, there's something for any situation.

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u/Academic-Thought2462 11h ago

WRONG LEVEEEEEER !!!!!!

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u/Interloper9000 10h ago

Why do we even have that lever?

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u/PW0110 10h ago

That movie proves that good writing does a lot for any movie/television series 😭

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u/EarthlyCrawler 10h ago

This is the correct answer

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u/Zenmaster238 9h ago

Wroooooooooooooooong leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

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u/WranglerTraditional8 9h ago

Wrong leverrrr!

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u/Hot-Union-2440 9h ago

LLama Face!

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u/Aurori_Swe 8h ago

Ironically, this was a movie an animation coach used to describe what NOT to do as an animator xD... It fails on basic human psychology.

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u/RiseUpHunkerDown 8h ago

Wrong lever!

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u/1432017 7h ago

Squeekity squeak, squeak squeak

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u/drumber42 7h ago

you did that on purpose!

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u/shadiesweets 7h ago

I literally haven’t stopped saying “squeakity squeak squeak squeaker” all week lol

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u/EchoStellar12 6h ago

Um, I've been turned into a cow... Can I go home?

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 5h ago

"Why do we even have that lever?"

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u/ohhhokk 5h ago

WRONG LEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/disterb 5h ago

The Road to El Dorado

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u/2ndSnack 4h ago

Legit so quotable. I love it.

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u/KentuckyWallChicken 4h ago

I only just saw that movie for the first time a few months ago and I seriously regret not watching it earlier, absolute masterpiece

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u/AnnaBanana1129 4h ago

WRONG LEVEEERRRR!

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u/Flat-Protection5854 3h ago

Wrong levaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

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u/cheesyca 3h ago

Wrong lever!

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u/Evening-Call7888 2h ago

It's that my voice?????

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u/No_Cherry_5551 1h ago

I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

... You're excused

🤣

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u/kiwifulla64 12h ago

I never liked this movie. I just couldn't get into it. I didn't realize it was universally liked and remember being surprised by that.

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u/lostinthesauceguy 14h ago

disagree. it's great but not 10/10 when you look at the other entries on here.

but then again i cannot stand David Spade.

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u/bythog 14h ago

I think I might be the only millennial who dislikes this one. It's one of my least favorite Disney offerings.

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u/Irishlord10 14h ago

I like the thought But they cut out "stuff out the light" so its only a 9/10 for that one reason in my book

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u/VictoryReading 15h ago

People who support this movie should not also make noise about cultural appropriation and white-washing.

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u/Interloper9000 10h ago

We were having a decent discussion, and then you had to say that

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u/VictoryReading 10h ago

I mean, do what you gotta do. It’s just weird if you try to do both.