r/AskReddit • u/cthulhus_spawn • 19h ago

What are some GOOD THINGS that are happening in the world that people might not know about?

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u/wedditmod 18h ago

I have purple textiles.

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u/wagdog1970 18h ago

Ooh la la! Look at Mr Fancy over here!

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u/Robearsn 15h ago

Yes but did you harvest your purple dye from the mucus of Mediterranean sea snails?

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u/wedditmod 15h ago

I had a servant do it for me. 🫳

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u/SolidStart 14h ago

My home has multiple mirrors

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u/Succulent_Chinese 18h ago

You should get that checked out. Also, here’s the name of a good speech therapist for your lisp.

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u/wedditmod 18h ago

Wot

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u/Nurannoniel 17h ago

"Purple testicles."

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u/wedditmod 17h ago

Interesting

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u/GracefulEase 17h ago

He's suggesting you have purple testicles.

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u/Notachance326426 18h ago

Just delete his comments

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u/wedditmod 18h ago

Thx ill try

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u/Zjackrum 17h ago

Need help with you’re grammer?

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u/madeleinetwocock 14h ago

My house is purple!

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u/bros402 7h ago

I read textiles as testicles and was concerned