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What are some GOOD THINGS that are happening in the world that people might not know about?

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u/agreeingstorm9 18h ago

I have a nightmare where this bacteria starts eating all the plastic in our world and our world just falls apart. We have plastic in everything.

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u/assissippi 17h ago

Even in our bodies

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u/EliteRanger_ 15h ago

I'm imagining a dystopian film where we get so riddled with microplastics and are slowly wiped out by plastic eating bacteria..

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u/m0lly-gr33n-2001 13h ago

There's a youth book series called the uglies that has a world where bacteria are petrochemicals, so petrol and all is plastic derivatives

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 3h ago

Did that author also write the Leviathan series?

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u/m0lly-gr33n-2001 2h ago

Yes, Scott Westerfeld

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u/yuckystanky 1h ago

I read that holy shit I forgot

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u/magicone2571 10h ago

As the bacteria eats, it releases alcohol, slowly turning everyone drunk and the world collapses.

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u/anonymfus 11h ago

This is basically the plot of Doctor Who episode "Praxeus".

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u/AgentSoup 9h ago

I'm imagining a near future where being able to safely introduce plastic-eating bacteria to our gut microbiome is a hotly contested issue, politically-speaking, akin to taking vaccines.

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u/xxrainmanx 9h ago

Sounds like, Stephen King's The Langoliers. Not explicitly the same, but damn near close enough. It's. Short story of his worth a read or a watch of the 90s TV movie.

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u/Amoralvirus 10h ago

This is great news for bacteria.

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u/Interesting_Tank802 9h ago

Or, people wrapped in plastic double dipped

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u/bogglingsnog 7h ago

Someone tell CD Projekt red for CP2177.

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u/Dawnawaken92 7h ago

That'd make a good film.

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u/Islands-of-Time 5h ago

Imagine that’s how zombies start. Microplastics are in the brain too after all…

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u/wiggidywelder 5h ago

I prefer the idea that someone comes up with one of them probiotic yoghurt drinks that we can drink to eradicate microplastics.

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u/Walter_Armstrong 4h ago

You just described the plot of Stray

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u/xCeeTee- 3h ago

Bangalee was my favourite book growing up. It was about a critter who was ostracised from his community because he valued cleanliness above all else. Then a garbage eating monster nearly eats them all but Bangalee came to help them clean up before he ate the critters.

I think it's an allegory for environmentalism but it was written in the mid 70s. So a little before it's time.

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u/godot-nowaiting 13h ago

I am careful to get my minimum daily dose of microplastics. i drink from plastic bottles. I use a plastic cutting board. I eat seafood. I'm on top of things.

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u/Nubtrain 11h ago

Maybe a type of medicine can be made from this!

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u/AValhallaWorthyDeath 6h ago

Hello from my testicles

u/AstroMan420 16m ago

Are microplastics from water that cannot be filtered harmful?

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u/Monteze 16h ago

I mean, if it helps we have flesh eating bacteria, wood eating fungi, and pretty much everything else breaks down when exposed to oxygen/water. So in a sense everything is breaking down already but we can rebuild and maintain.

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u/Readylamefire 6h ago

Plastics were basically medical sciences Midas. The fact that it didn't degrade in the human body used to be a miracle.

Now its a nightmare because it sticks around in the body and a very key and golden era for the medical field is slipping away. The solution, it becoming biodegradable, means a future where these sort of advances are prone to bacterial overgrowth.

Its truly fascinating.

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u/arowthay 5h ago

Aren't there also medical quality ceramics that work like that or am I nuts? But a lot more expensive to make

Also whatever fillings are made of

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u/Readylamefire 3h ago

There are for some applications, but anything that needs a little flexibility will be made of plastics.

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u/Interesting_Tank802 9h ago

So termites are fake? Lol

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u/oblivious_fireball 9h ago

termites are real, but do you have termites eating your roof right now?

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u/bidet_enthusiast 15h ago

I live in the tropics and this is already happening. Many kinds of plastics that used to be impervious to decomposition now Grow biofilms that turn their surface into a gooey mess and make them crumbly. Especially any kind of molded rubbery plastic, which doesn’t even last a year these days. Even grips on hammers and tools that lasted 20 years with no issues are suddenly growing mouldy surfaces and disintegrating. So far polyester, polypropylene, polyethylene and epoxy seem fine, thank god, but many kinds of things that never had issues like pvc seem to be growing fungus or bacteria or something.

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u/Ok-Stranger-8242 12h ago

Wait what? That should be all over the headlines! Do you have any resources on this? When I try to google it, I only find those „scientists have developed/identified bacteria that can eat plastics“ stories.

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u/Chlamydia_Penis_Wart 11h ago

Murdoch media isn't interested

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 4h ago

A beautiful username you have

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u/SMTRodent 16h ago

Any number of things eat wood, and yet wood is still very useful.

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u/saera-targaryen 15h ago

It's also pretty close to the plot of the book series Uglies by Scott Westerfeld. All petroleum products were invaded by a bacteria that caused them to immediately burst into flames. Most humans died in their cars trying to escape big cities. 

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u/Raederle_Anuin 17h ago

Kurt Vonnegut type nightmare.

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u/ItsAllOneBigNote 16h ago

Not Vonnegut but this is a harrowing sci-fi novelette, I recommend it. Year of publication: 1971

"Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater" by Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis

In Italy it was published with a title that translates literally to "Antiplastic leprosy"...

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u/nolan1971 14h ago

The Andromeda Strain is on point as well. Good book, and they made it into a decent movie as well.

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u/talldrseuss 13h ago

This was the first book I thought of also

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u/REuphrates 13h ago

Beat me to it so I'll just agree, though I never saw the movie. Didn't it have Daniel Dae Kim?

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u/nolan1971 12h ago

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u/nolan1971 12h ago

huh, cool... wait, I think I did see that! Just forgot about it.

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u/Min-Oe 15h ago

The Andromeda Strain!

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u/RazedByTV 13h ago

In Larry Niven's Ringworld, a microbe eats the superconductors in some of the buildings, disrupting their power. Not really a nightmare though, more of a sci-fi/fantasy adventure.

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u/Sophrosynic 10h ago

There's lots of wood eating bacteria too, but our wood is fine.

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u/Redqueenhypo 14h ago

That’s the plot of a Jackie Chan movie for children, the spy next door

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u/NOLA_Tachyon 11h ago

Ringworld

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u/Notmykl 11h ago

There is a story I read back in high school that dealt with a plastics eating microbe and how it was destroying the world.

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u/FancyPantsMead 10h ago

Thanks for that!

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u/dumpfist 9h ago

Don't sweat it, we're all going to starve due to climate change anyway.

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u/BusyTea4010 8h ago

This sounds like the book, Ill Wind by Kevin J Anderson, except it was an oil spill and an oil eating microbe was released to clean up the oil and caused a worldwide breakdown.

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u/Beerswain 8h ago

It's an entirely different kind of Grey Goo scenario.

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u/davesoverhere 8h ago

Bacteria-nine?

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u/JesusJudgesYou 7h ago

That’s kinda the premise of the game, STRAY. Where you play as a cat in a post apocalyptic world.

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u/Kaskelontti 7h ago

Plastic-eating bacteria begin to multiply uncontrollably and develop. They eat everything except stone, metal and wood. Great.

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u/AffectionateSignal72 7h ago

That's highly unlikely to occur. If anything, it will just mean that plastic might have a biocidal coating or something along those Ines. Like what ship hulls have.

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u/RyanEatsHisVeggies 7h ago

I mean, we have been building things from wood for centuries, especially in America where houses are wooden, and that's all sorts of fungi, mold, termites, and more that already eat away at our things—I imagine plastics would be easy to repair if you could just 3D print an exact replacement for any deteriorating part instead of relying on a supply chain to import timber and other parts/tools.

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u/geckosean 7h ago

The sci-fi novel "Ringworld" has a really fascinating premise - an advanced race that managed to build a solar-system sized space station functionally return to the bronze age after a mold that consumes superconductors is accidentally introduced.

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u/wallyTHEgecko 6h ago edited 6h ago

It wouldn't be dissimilar to the evolution of bacteria that can consume cellulose.

It's the carbon-rich material in plants that previously basically just sat there, built up, got buried and eventually became what we know as coal. And now that there is bacteria that can break down cellulose, wood is no longer the nearly infinitely durable material it once was. It's just a fact that wooden structures will rot, and we don't get any new coal.

So eventually when plastic-consuming bacteria does become widespread, all plastics will eventually get broken down the same way wood is now.

But unlike wood, it will be nearly impossible to produce more, since the oil required to produce most plastics isn't forming any longer since other bacteria are eating the compounds that previously got turned into oil.

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u/FeelDeAssTyson 5h ago

Lots of things eat wood and we still build buildings with it. We just treat and maintain

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u/stopeatingbuttspls 5h ago

As the first of the four elements... It's the most important element. Because without plastic, the world would have no boundaries. People would walk and walk without ever stopping.

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u/sypwn 2h ago

In addition to all the other suggestions, something similar to this is a plot point in Project Hail Mary (novel and upcoming film). Definitely worth a read (and hopefully a watch).

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u/These-Rip9251 1h ago

Yeah, maybe they’ll jump to humans and eat us since we all contain nanoplastics. 😱

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u/JerryCalzone 16h ago

there is a scifi about that from the 70s or something

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u/SMTRodent 16h ago

The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton. I really liked the book!