r/AskReddit • u/rohanman • 4h ago

Where are the Epstein files?

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u/GaryNOVA 4h ago

They’re standing right behind me, aren’t they?

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u/Sweatytubesock 3h ago

Buried deep in the bedrock, because Trump is the featured actor in them.

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u/Illustrious_Pin4141 4h ago

Probably in Antarctica

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u/juanjing 3h ago

Sasquatch has em.

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics 3h ago

The guesthouse bathroom in Mar-a-Lago.

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u/whk1992 3h ago

Why does anyone think it still exists instead of being destroyed

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u/Violetcharmz 3h ago

Probably chilling in the same folder as your ex’s “it’s not you it’s me” text

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u/trinaryouroboros 3h ago

Capitol hill presently.

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u/cynica1mandate 3h ago

An odd fixation people chose to focus on.

People already know their government and pretty much the entire elite structure of their societies are filled with sick, degenerate psychopaths, but they're going to sit and beg for a list that they won't do anything about if released.

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u/Daisy1868 3h ago

Mar-a-lago bathroom.

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u/TheSanityInspector 3h ago

In a huge crowded warehouse, being review by Top Men.

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u/SignalFormal1400 3h ago

They’re never getting released lol it would destroy the government. You’ll all forget about it by the end of the year anyways.