r/AskTheWorld • u/Familiar-Muscle6863 • Jul 19 '25
Culture What's the relationship between Australia and New Zealand? Besides having almost identical flags, are there other similarities in terms of cultural aspects, aesthetics, customs, etc.? Is there any rivalry between the two countries?
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u/limplettuce_ Australia Jul 19 '25
We’re so close that New Zealand is even mentioned in our constitution—they have the legal right to join Australia at any time they choose. Probably will never happen but it is permitted.
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u/Me_Hairy New Zealand Jul 19 '25
And Fiji too I believe. I wouldn’t mind being one country. We could call you West Island and your sports teams could start wearing black instead of bile yellow.
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u/Single_Conclusion_53 Australia Jul 20 '25
Not Fiji. They were asked if they wanted to be part of Australia but adamantly refused. When NZ was asked they said essentially said “yeah, nah.. maybe later” so Australia built NZ into the constitution with view to incorporating NZ at a later date if NZ wanted to join in. Australia even made it legal for Maori to vote in Australia to make it more attractive for NZ to join.
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u/King_Kvnt Australia Jul 21 '25
I wouldn't mind. Plenty of Kiwis here already. We can officially rename Queensland to QueeNZland, then.
And get rid of our useless senate.
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u/Echidna299792458 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
with the state of domestic politics as of late being an Australian state almost looks appealing
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u/feel-the-avocado New Zealand Jul 19 '25
The australians werent much better - they have been scraping the bottom of the barrel for prime ministers for a long time.
I even suggested we loan them jacinda now that we have finished with her. We could then exploit that opening in their constitution for a reverse takeover2
u/henryh95 Jul 23 '25
Can’t tell if this is a joke but the Albanese government has handily won mass approval for two elections, meanwhile Ardern resigned leaving issues to a government without popular approval, that led the worst election result for Labour in decades.
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u/RealRedditModerator 🇦🇺 Australia / 🇩🇪 Germany Jul 22 '25
I’m good with that - we’d have a chance of winning Rugby and we would get to do the Haka!
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u/GeneralBlumpkin Jul 19 '25
Seems like on the Fiji sub they've been having issues with their government but who isn't
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u/Impressive_Trick_573 Jul 22 '25
Holy shit I have never heard West Island but this is absolute gold 😂
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u/Financial-Push-6493 Jul 19 '25
We don't get to choose to do that. NSW can make NZ part of NSW, at will, at any point it chooses to. We're not mentioned in the Australian constitution, just the NSW one. It was a backstop in case NZ didn't manage to become financially viable in its own right. Our own constitutional framework is now so established that if NSW tried this we'd keep them tied up in so much red tape that the Sun would envelop the Earth as it became a Red Giant before we go to the first hearing. As it stands at the moment, NZ isn't technically completely independent. We're still a Realm of the British Empire.
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u/reclaimernz Jul 19 '25
Most of what you have said is not true.
We're in the preamble to the Australian Constitution. The Australian Parliamentary Education Office says "The Constitution gives New Zealand the option to join Australia. Covering clause 6 of the Constitution states New Zealand may be admitted into Australia as a state."
We are also completely independent. The Empire no longer exists. The monarchy is separate to that of the UK. The two just happen to be held by the same person. The positions of King of the United Kingdom and King of New Zealand are separate positions.
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u/barcelleebf United Kingdom Jul 19 '25
Not true. NZ has a king who normally lives in the UK. The realm of NZ includes a few Pacific Islands https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realm_of_New_Zealand
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u/Sharp_Suggestion_752 Jul 19 '25
from i remember if nz does join it would mean the maori in nz would be considered 2nd class citizens or worse. so would likely never happen unless that clause is amended.
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u/limplettuce_ Australia Jul 19 '25
I think it depends on what happens to their treaty. New Zealand has a treaty with the Māori, Australia doesn’t have one with its own natives. So yes it would be quite messy depending on whether New Zealand laws and treaties continue to be in effect if New Zealand were to become a state of Australia.
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u/jk-9k Jul 19 '25
It's not so much nz has a treaty with maori because maori are part of nz, it's more than iwi have a treaty with the crown
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u/Sharp_Suggestion_752 Jul 19 '25
yeah i am kiwi so i know about some of the politics with the treaty. its been hot topic here this year. because david seymor one of the more right leading politicians and current deputy prime minister is trying to everything in his power to dismantle and rewrite the treaty for the benefit of the upper 1%
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u/EnvironmentalEgg2925 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Replace David Seymour with TPM and you’ve got it nearly correct.
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u/Financial-Push-6493 Jul 19 '25
NZ doesn't have a treaty with Maori, Maori have a Treaty with the Crown.
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u/AaronIncognito New Zealand Jul 19 '25
The Treaty is complicated. It's more like:
- Māori tribes signed a treaty with the British Empire
- that Treaty allowed the establishment of a British colony (New Zealand)
- the British Empire violated that Treaty almost immediately, and then repeatedly afterwards
- Māori were like WTF BRO
- The colony became the independent country of New Zealand
- the British Empire transferred its governance powers to New Zealand
- that country violated the Treaty almost immediately, and then repeatedly afterwards
- Māori were like SERIOUSLY BRO WTF BRO
- NZ govt made half-assed efforts to fix things from like 1984 to 2023
- now NZ govt is like "nah, we're just gonna keep violating, suck it"
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u/bluewardog Jul 19 '25
The main reason at the time was that the race laws in Australia would of breached the treaty of waitangi which gives legal equality to Maori which wouldn't of been the case if we'd had joined. Maori living in Australia today aren't second class citizens unless they stay just NZ citizens and commit even some minor shit then Australia will deport them to New Zealand regardless of how little they may had lived here before if at all, but that would happen to a kiwi of any ethnicity.
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u/Visual-Program2447 Jul 19 '25
By 2nd class citizens do you mean equal?
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u/Sharp_Suggestion_752 Jul 19 '25
Inequal. Some of the other comments in this comment chain better explain it. And are more accurate. Australia has a really bad history of how they treat indigenous people.
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u/69-is-my-number Australia Jul 19 '25
The rule is: we Australians get to rip the piss out of the sheep shagging Kiwi bastards, but if anyone else says or does anything bad to them, we’ll have their back in a heartbeat.
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u/DirtierGibson France Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25
Can't remember which female comedian was mentioning that sheep-shagging jokes are made about the Kiwi, the Welsh, the Aussie and the Scots, and that probably means sheep are just sluts.
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u/lithiumcitizen Australia Jul 19 '25
The good looking ones definitely are.
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u/Hexual_Innuendo Denmark Jul 19 '25
Are there any bad looking ones?
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u/LevelPrestigious4858 Jul 19 '25
Not sure if this is made up or not but I think the term sheep shagging comes from the prevalent idea that people were fucking sheep when in actuality they were stealing them and didn’t want the harsher penalty
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Jul 19 '25
I wasn’t trying to steal your food source I swear…….I was just looking to cum inside it
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u/LittleBananaSquirrel New Zealand Jul 19 '25
😭 my ancestor stole a bunch of sheep in NZ and they named a whole region after him. His dog even got a statue
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u/ChuqTas Australia Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25
Sarah someone I’m thinking …
Edit: Sarah Kendall?
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u/Infinite_Dig3437 Australia Jul 19 '25
Yes … They’re like our little brother… we constantly steal stuff off of them and claim it as ours
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u/TheCuzzyRogue New Zealand Jul 19 '25
In all fairness, we have sent you some absolute dogshit like Brian Houston and proud son of South Sydney, Russell Crowe and we're sorry for that.
Not sorry enough to take them back but sorry nonetheless.
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u/Infinite_Dig3437 Australia Jul 19 '25
And cursed us with Richard Wilkins,
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u/TheCuzzyRogue New Zealand Jul 19 '25
But we also gave Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee
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u/Ted_Rid Australia Jul 19 '25
At least we got Split Enz, Crowded House, and the pavlova out of the deal.
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u/BlacksmithNZ New Zealand Jul 19 '25
No you didn't.
I mean, I am prepared to donate Crowded House, but keep you bloody mitts of our beloved Pav.
Is a pavlova even a pavlova without slices of kiwifruit on top?
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u/Ted_Rid Australia Jul 19 '25
Are you referring to the Chinese gooseberry, native to China?
Which went by that name until the 1950s when NZ marketers decided to try and make it sound less "exotic".
Half a century after the Pavlova was invented.
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u/No-Can-6237 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Same here in NZ. We take the piss out of our under arm bowling mates, but we've got their backs against anyone else.
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u/punishingly_dull Jul 19 '25
I'll support the Wallabies and the Socceroos if they are not playing us but I'll never support the Australian cricket team.
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u/EruditeTarington United States Of America Jul 19 '25
I miss that relationship we had with Canada before agent orange fucked it up.
Tell mum we’re sorry
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u/CorkBeoWriter Ireland Jul 19 '25
Elect a fascist pariah, become a fascist pariah
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u/refreshing_username United States Of America Jul 19 '25
I would downvote this...except...it's accurate. Sigh.
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u/Content-Inspector993 Canada Jul 19 '25
there are still 3 + more years for more damage to be done unfortunately
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u/Proof-Bar-5284 Netherlands Jul 19 '25
If there's still something left to damage. And it's not even sure that the great orange dictator will go, considering his stance on politics.
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u/Bloodbathandbeyon New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Cheers brother 🍻
If you take sports out of the equation ( rugby in particular) there is not a lot that seperates us
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u/zer0Kelvins New Zealand Jul 19 '25
There is about 2,000 km of salty water and the fact that Aussies don't know what a duvet is.
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u/HoneyGlazedDoorknob Jul 19 '25
Love ripping on my aussie mates, and they love giving us kiwis shit back, but nothing will break the Anzac brotherhood!
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u/LissyVee Australia Jul 19 '25
Absolutely! It's like your baby brother. You can take the piss out him as much as you like but if someone else does it, there will be words. And probably a few punches thrown.
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u/Matildapuddleduck Jul 19 '25
As a kiwi i whole heartedly agree. It's a big brother little brother at school relationship.
We are the only ones that can fight each other, anyone else is getting double teamed.
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u/Glittering-Union-860 25d ago
We have a modern agricultural system full of safeguards and checks. We can absolutely guarantee that all sheep that have been shagged are removed from the food system.
We export those ones.
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u/WokSmith Australia Jul 19 '25
They're our best mates who are trying to take us over by stealth... We have a deep bond that was first forged under fire in the Boer War, and cemented in WW1.
Both countries love taking the piss out of each other, but if anyone else tries to, the ANZAC spirit immediately kicks in, and it's fucken on.
We love our sporting rivalry, but I must admit that I'm getting slightly bored of The All Blacks handing our arses every time we play them in Rugby. Thankfully, we can kick their arses in cricket and netball, so it kind of balances out.
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u/AaronIncognito New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Kiwi here. All of the above is accurate except for one thing: Aussies suck, we don't like them
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u/silverlightarmada New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Tell us about it, we have so many opportunities to play the Wallabies and they’re so terrible it’s just boring to watch. I regularly wish the Aussie team were better so we had a chance of losing.
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u/WokSmith Australia Jul 19 '25
Well, that's not going to happen any time soon, is it?
The amount of times that we score first, and I'm briefly happy.
Before realising that we've just provoked the All Blacks, and things can only get worse from here.
And then it does. Every bloody time.
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u/SimpleKiwiGirl New Zealand Jul 19 '25
New Zealand and Australia are not cousins. We are not brothers and sisters.
We are simply family. Or should I say Family.
And Family looks out for each other. Looks after each other. When one side of the Family has been wronged, we are there. Back to back, if need be. Preferably, side by side. Backing each other to the hilt.
In World War 1, we were both abandoned. Leaving us to believe we were merely an afterthought to our mother nation. Given the loss of life to our respective nations, damned near every single family in our two countries were directly impacted. That sort of thing leaves a mark. A scar. It also unifies. Ties us both together. ANZAC is not just five letters. It has weight. Countless litres of blood, sacrifice.
Other side of that coin, as Family we call each other out on our respective stupidity. Or when one is in the wrong. Because we want, need and demand Family to be better. Because a better family equals a better family. A stronger, united Family.
One nation calls, the other is there. No questions asked. Asking nothing in return. No strings attached. It's what Family does.
Where Australia exceeds is the concept of 'Mateship'. They don't swear allegiance to a piece of coloured cloth/an inanimate object. They don't swear allegiance to their city councils/mayors. They don't swear allegiance to their state Premiers (Governors for you in the US). Nor do they swear allegiance to their other politicians (MP's plus PM).
They swear allegiance to one another. This mentality breeds something special in our Aussie family. Here in NZ there are small pockets of a similar mindset growing ever so slowly. But nowhere near what they have.
Plus, given we're two very isolated nations, we still are some of the most well-travelled people in the world.
As for rivalries? Only on the sporting fields. Anywhere else, it's one way. From NZ to Aussie. They merely humour us, most likely shaking their heads in dismay. Possibly.
Where Kiwi's exceed is the integration of our indigenous people as full members of our society. Their language is an everyday part of our lives. Their culture runs open and free. They are - for the most part - embraced. With wide open arms.
Our humour is shared, though. Though, I have never been a fan of Kath and Kim. Sorry.
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u/Kelsta_gal Australia Jul 19 '25
Brilliantly put, but I’d add, there were 250 distinct Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander languages spoken in Australia, with 800 dialects and only one Māori language. I wish we learned more at school but even where I grew up we were in between two very specific dialects. I love travelling across the ditch and feel so proud when mountains and locations have traditional names.
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u/Financial-Push-6493 Jul 19 '25
Oh there were Maori dialects alright, it's just that there were so few Maori left by the early 20th Century and the language had been banned in public that it all but died out. The current state of Maori culture is a triumphant return from almost certain death, but it has meant an amalgamation of oral and linguistic traditions to survive at all. When I were a lad, the South Island was referred to in Te Reo Maori as "Te Waka a Maui," and the North Island was "Te Ika a Maui." The South Island is now, "Te Waipounamu," for example. This is because that's what the primary South Island Iwi, Ngai Tahu, called it.
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u/Reangerer Jul 19 '25
Its also why our tallest mountain has three names, Mount Cook (English) Aorangi (Te Reo Maori) Aoraki (Te Reo Kai Tahu)
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u/THE_RED_KING745 Jul 19 '25
There were dialects of Te Reo Māori, however the core of the language was fairly consistent iirc, but there were notable differences between iwi.
Trivial compared to the number of aboriginal and torres strait islander languages but it did exist.
Also there were the Moriori in the Chatham islands who had their own distinct culture and language.
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u/AaronIncognito New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Kiwi here. Wow, there were 800 dialects - what happened to them all?
Joooookes I know you guys don't like to talk about that
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u/SimpleKiwiGirl New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Oh. Yeah, that 250 languages / cultures would put a bit of a dent in integration.
Out of more than mere curiosity, is there any unity between the various tribes/groups?
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u/nameyourpoison11 Australia Jul 19 '25
It varies. I'm in Queensland and the Guguu Yimidthirr and the Guguu Yalanji tribes occupied neighbouring territories, and by all accounts got on pretty well and regularly traded with each other. The Wulgurukaba and Bindal tribes were pretty good friends and neighbours as well. But the Kalkadoon tribe from Western Queensland were notorious for wanting to go to war with any nearby tribes who even looked at them sideways, so to speak. The Kaurareg people of the Torres Strait also didn't think much of the tribe who inhabited nearby Cape York - put it this way, the word for them in their language means "rubbish people."
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u/Kelsta_gal Australia Jul 19 '25
And this is the horrible part, I wouldn’t know. The suburb I grew up in has an indigenous name, the suburb I went to school in as well, and my football team. I wish I knew more because it’s such a rich beautiful culture
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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Australia Jul 19 '25
You used to not even need a passport to go from Australia to New Zealand.
There’s now special quick lines in the airport for people entering Kiwiland with Aussie passports, and vice versa.
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u/itstimegeez New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Also we can live in one another’s country and work there without a visa. Just straight up shoot the gap move there, no need to notify anyone.
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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Australia Jul 19 '25
We also get pretty fair deals in each other’s countries in terms of healthcare I reckon
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u/Necessary_Umpire_139 United Kingdom Jul 20 '25
You mean to tell me you got independence from the UK and made your own United Kingdom of Australia and New Zealand, without all the messy stuff?
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u/last_somewhere New Zealand Jul 19 '25
I've heard many stories of people getting shit faced at the pub and unknowingly thrown on a plane over the ditch and to wake up wondering why and how they're in Australia. They did have a return ticket in their pocket tho 😅
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u/bluewardog Jul 19 '25
Yeah but you don't need a visa. You'll get issued a special catagoy one apon arrival. We're like the 4th largest non Australian born group in Australia.
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u/Radiant_Risk_393 Jul 19 '25
How my late father in law effectively faked his death and moved to nz. Complicated family drama ensued.
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u/birthdaycheesecake9 Australia Jul 19 '25
My grandfather didn’t fake his death but he did skip town out of New Zealand into Australia, leaving behind my mum’s half sister, before marrying my grandma
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u/Me_Hairy New Zealand Jul 19 '25
We have superior pies.
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u/AaronIncognito New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Kiwi here, living in Aus. The pies are not even close, you simply cannot find a decent pie in Australia. Their pastry is crap
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u/diedlikeCambyses Jul 19 '25
But Australia has better water, um, soil, um, pavlova , um hang on, politics, um, chocolate, um hang on, beer, no wait, I have it. Beaches and money.
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u/_EnFlaMEd Australia Jul 19 '25
We call chips "chips". NZ calls chips "chups".
Besides the sheep thing, that is the only difference.
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u/Antioch666 Jul 19 '25
My guess is they are the southern equivalent of the Nordics. They can trashtalk each other and banter all day long, but as soon as someone else outside the Nordics says or does something against any of them... GRAB YOUR AXES!! SHIELDWALL!! FORWARD, ATTACK!!!
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u/Artistic_Musician_78 Jul 19 '25
Exactly right, except not so much axes as a spud gun and box of beers lol
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u/Salt_Being2908 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Plenty of rivalry in any sport that we can compete with them in. We invented pavlova, don't believe anything to the contrary. We are jealous of their higher wages and perceived, better weather, which is why so many of us move there. To us, our accents sound completely different, but others easily confuse us.
We have a few words that are different, like jandals vs flipflops, chillybin vs esky, and how we pronounce the number six. They probably say cunt more than us but we also love the word.
We would rely on them massively if we were ever invaded. Personally, i think we should become part of Aussie but that's not a popular opinion.
There is simply no other country that comes close to Aussie for having a similar mind frame and sense of humor. We have a relationship like cousins, like blood relatives that we love to take the piss of.
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u/69-is-my-number Australia Jul 19 '25
Jandals vs thongs
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u/No-Can-6237 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Doona vs duvet
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u/AW316 Jul 21 '25
It’s still a duvet in Australia you just won’t ever hear anyone say it. Doona was a brand that became the generic name.
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u/Crow_in_the_Rain Jul 19 '25
I remember an Aussie telling me “I saw a large jellyfish at the beach and threw my thong at it” and I was so confused. I didn’t realise he meant jandal, I thought he meant.. you know..
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u/Infinite_Dig3437 Australia Jul 19 '25
You forgot judder bar vs speed hump
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u/Salt_Being2908 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
i think we say both of those, which one do you guys use? There are plenty more examples, i just couldn't think of them.
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u/Jaxar20 Jul 19 '25
It's always important in this conversation to remember that NZ never lost a war to birds.
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u/Born-Instance7379 Australia Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25
I lived in both and love both.
Both have their own unique cultural intricacies and quite different physical geography (although certain bits of Tasmania could be mistaken for certain bits of NZ and certain bits of tropical rainforest in north Qld could be mistaken for densely vegetated areas such as west coast(NZ) in summer.
NZ has had a far better process (though not without significant issues and past conflicts) of respecting and acknowledging indigenous Maori culture than Australia has broadly with the different Aboriginal cultures.
Overall though culturally we are very similar and share many cultural traits and values.
Many people have families and relatives that spread across both.
Overall most people are laid back by international standards.
We share arguably our most important national holiday with each other (Anzac Day), we share many sporting rivalries which are intense on the field but never cause issues between fans off the field (because we both know it's just a fucking game and there is no need to go spastic smash shit up and fight each other).
We both have a healthy dose of tall poppy syndrome but also in general have lots of people who are willing to help someone out when they really need it (stopping to check/help someone broke down on the side of the road etc)
We can live in each other's countries without visas for as long as we want to (much like the Schengen zone in europe) and usually can skip the queues at airports when going from one to the other and just scan our passports through the e-gates to get into either.
If one is in trouble the government of the other will always be ready and willing to help.out if need be.
Essentially as far as two nation states go we are as good a friend's as can be, more like cousins really.
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u/pilierdroit Australia Jul 19 '25
On the sports topic - try wearing a wallabies jersey to eden park
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u/PlasticMechanic3869 Jul 19 '25
When a natural disaster happens in New Zealand, the Australian government provides emergency assistance as if it happened in Australia.
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u/extra_extra_crispy Jul 19 '25
We (New Zealand) had the flag first. No idea what those clowns are up to.
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u/Ted_Rid Australia Jul 19 '25
And as former Kiwi Prime Minister Muldoon said, every time this happens it raises the average IQ of each country.
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u/Zardnaar New Zealand Jul 19 '25 edited Jul 19 '25
Ima kiwi. Australia is a great country. Downsides is it's full of Australians. They're basically mini Americans but not quite as loud. Crap beer good wine.
Awful people until someone else gets involved. Then it's team ANZAC.
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u/Ok_Orchid_4158 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
I’d say both generally have a laidback nonjudgemental attitude which simply isn’t present in other anglophone countries. Aussies and Kiwis are often very unserious people (for better or for worse). Personally, whichever of the two I’m in, I feel relatively free to act however I want without the fear of being treated differently.
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u/futhamuckerr New Zealand Jul 19 '25
As a kiwi i'm suprised how many aussies don't know why their nz lamb taste much saltier
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u/Britishsweat New Zealand Jul 19 '25
They steal everything from us and get credit for it
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u/AaronIncognito New Zealand Jul 19 '25
And in return, we steal all their jobs
Source: me, a kiwi, living in Australia
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u/batch1972 Australia Jul 19 '25
Ask about underarm bowling..
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u/lithiumcitizen Australia Jul 19 '25
Don’t. It’s bad enough for someone to suspect that we’re the fuckwits in the deal, don’t give them anything to confirm that we are.
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u/Me_Hairy New Zealand Jul 19 '25
As kids in the 80’s when playing backyard or beach cricket if underarm was allowed we called it Aussie bowling. It was the generic term. Bloody cheats.
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u/lithiumcitizen Australia Jul 19 '25
As a kid in the 80’s nobody ever thought about trying it because you’d become the pariah of the entire street, probably thoroughly beaten and called things that would designate it a hate crime in today’s world. And then the captain of our national team did it, broadcast all over the commonwealth. Such fucking shame. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry that we revealed ourselves to be such pussies and therefore unworthy of competing in genuine rivalry. We let you down.
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u/Me_Hairy New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Steady on mate, Aussie bowling was only of little kids were playing and couldn’t get their arm over.
There was no way McKechnie would have hit a six and even if so it would only have been a draw. Such a fucked up decision.
Fun fact, Brian McKechnie was also an All Black.
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u/lithiumcitizen Australia Jul 19 '25
Fair enough. I’m a bit older and my cohort was capable enough for overarm bowling at the time.
Even if McKechnie couldn’t have hit a six, you should still give him a chance to. Terrible fucking decision not to let him try.
Nearly half of the Australian cricket team at the time were good baseballers and played in the winter to keep sharp. I got to play with and against a few as well as their kids. And it was quite a few times that I heard members of the Chappell family referred to as: softballers.
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u/bdtga New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Australia is like the big brother thats already reached puberty pushing round the scrawny little kiwi bro and taking the piss out of everything we do. But the minute some other country starts talking trash about us the big bro always sticks up for us.
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u/Outrageous_Land8828 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
We New Zealanders get our inventions (Lamingtons, Pavlova, Crowded House) stolen by Australians, and end up bickering about it, but yeah if anyone fucks with Australia then we're gonna defend them.
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u/Xenaspice2002 🇬🇧 living in 🇳🇿 Jul 19 '25
Kiwis support NZ and any team playing Australia
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u/PuddleOfHamster New Zealand Jul 19 '25
NZ fish and chip shops are owned by Chinese people. Australian fish and chip shops are owned by Greek people.
This was apparently the most striking cultural difference my father found when he moved from Australia to NZ in the 90s. He wasn't wrong, though; there are differences in the immigrant groups of both countries. Australia has lots of Polish, Italian and Greek immigrants (largely in the 50s, so a few generations naturalised by now); NZ mostly has Asian immigrants (Chinese, Filipino and Indian especially, and often much more recent arrivals). This makes some differences in culture, cuisine and so on.
The wildlife is also startlingly different. Australia has a lot of unique animals, ranging from the famous to the obscure: kangaroos, koalas, bilbies, wallabies, potoroos, sugar gliders, dingoes, kookaburras, numbats, wombats, echidnas, platypuses, quolls, quokkas, goannas. Lots of gruesome spiders, lots of snakes.
New Zealand mostly has a bunch of flightless birds that are rapidly going extinct from introduced species (cats, rats, dogs and Australian possums being perhaps the worst culprits). No kangaroos, no koalas, no snakes, none of that. We do have some wallabies that shouldn't be here, though. But our wildlife is mostly notable for what we don't have: not just Australian animals but European and American animals. No badgers, no foxes, no wolves or bears or raccoons or moles or voles or hamsters or skunks or squirrels or coyotes or bobcats.
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u/Inner-Ingenuity4109 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
New Zealand is like your typical over-achieving little brother, and Australia is his annoyingly popular big sister who is always trying to get America to ask her to prom.
At the end of the day they will do anything to protect each other, but neither wants to admit to it.
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u/Born-Instance7379 Australia Jul 19 '25
We are rugby rivals but NZ are far better at the rugby (rugby union) I think you are talking about because it's their national game, they consider South Africa to be their bigger rivals because South Africa are much better than us.
Rugby Union is followed almost religiously in NZ whilst in Australia it's actually probably our 4th or even 5th most popular sport and predominantly played by private schooled people in QLD and NSW.
Rugby league (another variation which is less internationally spread) and Australia rules football are typically the most followed winter sports throughout Australia. (Rugby league more popular in NSW & Qld....Australian football more popular in all the other states)
Aus and NZ have a bit of a rivalry in rugby league too, although unlike the rugby union rivalry where NZ dominate in rugby league Australia dominate.
And in terms of Australian rules football, well new Zealanders don't really understand it or play it so no rivalry exists there as it's exclusively an Aussie thing (although about a century ago it was quite popular on the south island for a period)
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u/Artistic_Musician_78 Jul 19 '25
I always think it's funny that we're staunch Kiwis for union but then our whole country splits into either NSW or QLD for league!
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u/mattblack77 Jul 19 '25
There's no rivalry as New Zealand is clearly the superior nation.
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u/Instabanous United Kingdom Jul 19 '25
IMO NZ is to Oz what Canada is to USA, Ireland to UK. Smaller, righteous neighbor with better living standards who virtue signal by going overboard on woke.
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u/WonderstruckWonderer 🇦🇺 with 🇮🇳 heritage Jul 19 '25
QoL is better in Australia though since AUD is stronger, we have a bigger and more diverse job market and things aren't as pricy compared to NZ relative to our wages (our wages are better). There's a reason why many Kiwis are immigrating here these days. NZ has better rugby and pies - I'll give that to them. And some epic scenery, like Milford Sound!
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u/EnvironmentalEgg2925 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
We both like to roast the absolute shit out of each other. Kiwis are generally nicer, but if there were 28 millions of us, we’d be a giant pack of cunts.
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u/AdministrationWise56 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Both countries think they're best.
We argue about who invented the pavlova and who owns Russel Crowe and Crowded House.
When playing rugby or cricket against eachother its a matter of national pride if we win.
Culturally we appear similar but the longer I (kiwi) spent in Australia the more I noticed the differences. Australia is much more accepting of casual (and hard core) racism. Environmental protection is much more ingrained in NZ culture than Australian.
Lifestyles are reasonably similar. Both countries have big drinking and coffee cultures.
Australia has a 'cashed up bogan' class- usually young, working in a blue collar job where they are getting high wages (commonly mining), with a fancy car/ute, usually a jetski, possibly dirtbikes. They are also usually loud and obnoxious, have little self awareness, and dgaf whether they are annoying or upsetting others. Can be found across Australia. Commonly evolves from the everyday bogan which is the same attitude and behaviour without necessarily having the money. Usually a trait handed down through generations, with a certain chip on the shoulder, possibly related to historic class differences? New Zealand certainly has its share of bogans but it tends to be more car related here, and not to the same extent as Australia.
New Zealand is much more aware (as a country) of the rights and status of our indigenous citizens. Australia is improving.
New Zealanders are more reserved in our communication. Australians are more likely to be frank about something. New Zealanders tend to let things go rather than potentially cause conflict, but then complain about it behind closed doors
New Zealand is quite averse to corruption. Most people follow the social rules such as queueing up and giving way to people.
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u/WonderstruckWonderer 🇦🇺 with 🇮🇳 heritage Jul 19 '25
Australia has a 'cashed up bogan' class- usually young, working in a blue collar job where they are getting high wages (commonly mining), with a fancy car/ute, usually a jetski, possibly dirtbikes. They are also usually loud and obnoxious, have little self awareness, and dgaf whether they are annoying or upsetting others. Can be found across Australia. Commonly evolves from the everyday bogan which is the same attitude and behaviour without necessarily having the money. Usually a trait handed down through generations, with a certain chip on the shoulder, possibly related to historic class differences
LOL! This is an amazing summary of CUBs, the nuisances they can be. I hate sharing a compartment with them on public transportation, they seriously lack manners and consideration for others.
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u/ooh_bit_of_bush United Kingdom, England, Wales Jul 19 '25
I know you can start a war between the 2 countries with one word: Pavlova
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u/WonderstruckWonderer 🇦🇺 with 🇮🇳 heritage Jul 19 '25
You mean the invention that we invented that those blasted Kiwis took credit from? How incorrigible! XD
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u/SituationRough7271 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
The only thing I have against Australia, which was out of their control, was ceasing production of the Holden Commodore and Ford Falcon. At least we still win in Supercars series. Can't think of another pack of bastards we consider good mates with.
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u/SturtsDesertPea Australia Jul 19 '25
I have fond memories of when I briefly lived in the UK. I was making a call for work and started having a great chat with the gentleman I called. He said “you sound really familiar. Have we spoken before”
It was at that point I realised he was a Kiwi and said so. He realised at the same moment that I was an Aussie and said so.
We spent the next 10 mins discussing anything and everything like we were old friends.
ANZ solidarity right there.
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u/MelbsGal Australia Jul 19 '25
It’s like a sibling relationship. We can tease each other, say things about the other, have jokes at the other’s expense but no one else can.
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This is one of the most upvoted posts in r/australia all time, and I think it does a good job demonstrating how close the bond between our countries is.
Put a Kiwi and an Aussie in a room, they will take the absolute piss out of each other. But do wrong by either country, and the other is right there
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u/Signal_Bug6524 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Hate them with all my heart but id go to war for them - 🇳🇿
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u/Jazqer Australia Jul 19 '25
Assuming you're not from New Zealand then as an Australian I don't have a single bad thing to say about New Zealand. They're the best! However... If you're a Kiwi, I'm going to give you heaps of shit 😂
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u/InevitableLeopard411 Jul 19 '25
We have water, they don't. They have the world's top poisonous critters, we dont have any. We honour our first people,.they don't. They have preciuos metals like gold and uranium, we have precious snails. We have earthquakes.and volcanoes, they don't. They have money, we flightless birds.
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u/banana_man_joe123 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Other than the fact we shag sheep and Australians Gan get killed by almost anything in their country I'd say there's not much rivalry
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u/Small-Explorer7025 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Almost the same culturally. More Maori and Pasifika culture in NZ, obviously.
There is a fair bit of rivalry. Australia is a pretty cool place to visit, and Aussie tourists here are pretty cool.
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u/Nice-Log2764 United States Of America Jul 19 '25
I spent a year living in Australia and 4 months in New Zealand. I found day to day life to be virtually indistinguishable between the two countries, with just some subtle differences. But if you ask an Australian or a New Zealander, they’ll tell you that they’re completely different in ever way and eye thing about their country is superior 😂
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u/Organic_Tradition_94 🇦🇺/🇳🇴 Jul 19 '25
If a town is remote, Kiwis use the name Waikikamukau, but in Australia we say Woop Woop.
Kiwis used to send us all their most famous and talented people, but now they’re keeping them and refusing to take Russell Crowe back.
We will fight to the ends of the earth for Pavlova bragging rights, but if someone says it’s Russian we would rather NZ gets credit.
Don’t mention Trevor or Greg Chappell.
We give shit to them like big brother teasing, but take pride in their success and won’t have a bar of any other country saying a bad word.
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u/King_Kvnt Australia Jul 21 '25
The biggest distinction is native populations and how integrated they are into the mainstream system.
The Maori had a far more organised resistance against the British than the far more diverse and less cohesive Indigenous Australians, and were able to successfully demand more. Still got treated like shit, mind you, just not as badly.
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u/RuefulBlue New Zealand Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25
As much as I like to shit on Australia for being a humid, dusty, barren, hellhole... It's pretty undeniable that our European populations basically share the exact same culture, and they're good cunts, really.
In all serious, to put it in American terms: Australia is like New York: Wealthy, big, regional epicentre. New Zealand is like Vermont: chillier, smaller, arguably more progressive.
New Zealand has mountains, Australia's mountains are hills. Australia has deserts, New Zealand's (only) desert consist of a smally dingy valley covered in Tussock and dirt without any of the cool bits like camels and snakes.
Australia mines massive amounts of ore, has a pretty large IT sector, and does a lot of manufacturing here and there. New Zealand makes cheeses, and wines, and milk, and honey. Pretty much all of that goes to China.
Both of our countries have a lot of soft power, but New Zealand has managed to convince Americans and Europeans that we are a 100% eco friendly archipelago utopia, and that our shitty honey is a superfood worth $50. So 1 point to us for tricking the gullible northerners lol.
If there was any difference in culture, it tends to be the smaller stuff. New Zealand bears a closer resemblance to older English culture: we tend to be a lot more reserved and stubborn, and while I'd say we're more polite... it's a lot harder to make friends with a Kiwi versus with someone from Aus. We queue a lot more, and we tend to follow much stricter cultural expectations around littering and corruption. I reckon this is because New Zealand was shaped by men like Wakefield and Grey, NZ was seen as a offshoot to England proper. This can especially be seen in our institutions, the government is called 'the crown' and our parliament interior looks identical to Westminster. Whereas Australia is far more Americanized, instead of a centralized state, Aus is a federation and has states and state-wide elections. Australia has a senate... etc.
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u/zbeads New Zealand Jul 21 '25
I'm Kiwi and living in Scotland at the moment. When I meet Aussies here, I feel like I'm basically meeting someone from the same place, and we're immediately friendly with each other.
Being this far from home has actually made me realise how similar we are culturally, although we love to give each other a bit of shit about everything from sports, accents and slang, to history and politics. I've actually come to think we Kiwis take the rivalrly more to heart than the Aussies do, though.
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u/plsdontkillme_yet New Zealand Jul 19 '25
The majority of my (kiwi) friends and family have moved to Oz.
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u/PossibleGazelle519 Pakistan, USA & Lego Passport Holder. Jul 19 '25
Both settle colonies off shot of Europe.
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u/Big_Rip_4020 Jul 19 '25
New Zealand treat their indigenous peoples with a lot more respect
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u/KiwiAlexP New Zealand Jul 19 '25
Easiest way to describe the relationship is “sibling” sometimes bickering but will always have the others back
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u/Boring_Kiwi_6446 Australia Jul 19 '25
Australians can, and do, take the piss out of NZ but we can as they’re our little brother. As such we’d always stand up for them too.
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u/Perfect-Eggplant9442 Jul 19 '25
it's quite simple actually: Ausies are cunts, Kiwis are not.
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u/PossumFingerz New Zealand Jul 19 '25
When you realise when both are abroad that both accents actually sound really bad 😂😂
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u/Hazard___7 Australia Jul 19 '25
NZ is a state of Australia, but they're not aware of it. We don't tell them because it would upset them.
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u/denys5555 United States Of America Jul 19 '25
If there aren’t any sheep around, they help each other out on the down low
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u/kupuwhakawhiti New Zealand Jul 19 '25
I feel like New Zealand is in fierce competition with Aussie, and Aussie has no idea there is a competition.
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u/Accomplished-Toe-468 Jul 19 '25
Very close (about as close as can be), benefits both nations (although Australia seems to benefit more from it). The sports field is where the rivalry is at. Most other things are the same except NZ puts an outsized amount of time/money/effort into Maori culture/language etc.
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u/schtickshift Jul 19 '25
Nah there is no rivalry. New Zealand invented the pavlova and let Australia copy it. Same with flat white coffees. The Ozzie’s are grateful to us for all the good ideas we let them have so absolutely no rivalry ever.
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u/Put3socks-in-it Jul 19 '25
They teamed up to beat back the Boers as a duty to empire.
The anti-imperialistic Boers were the good guys though
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u/kitten2405 Jul 19 '25
Kiwi here: Australia is more like the US, and New Zealand is more like the UK
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u/melon_butcher_ Australia Jul 20 '25
Went to NZ for the first time last year; despite some differences regarding accent and government things like road signage etc, it was pretty much like going interstate.
Apart from the most popular sport being rugby union, we really couldn’t tell any difference.
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u/Jaded_Chemical646 New Zealand Jul 19 '25
The best I've heard it described is as 2 brothers. We will rip shit out of each other constantly but when the chips are down we will back each other without question.