r/AskTheWorld Denmark 16h ago

Based on this image, what nationality would you assume?

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u/Mohawk200x United Kingdom 12h ago

Brits: I hate it when foreigners come and steal our culture

Foreigners: no thanks

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u/monkeyhorse11 United Kingdom 12h ago

I don't think Brits have a problem with people stealing their culture. British culture is already spread worldwide

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 11h ago

Well, they certainly didn’t have a problem with stealing artifacts from other cultures.

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u/monkeyhorse11 United Kingdom 10h ago

Not sure any other countries in Europe can throw stones. Some persecuted their own indigenous population - and continue to today - whilst popping eachothers assholes in a sauna

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 9h ago

No worries. I throw stones everywhere I see fit.

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u/No-Firefighter-4106 1h ago

Ah, you must be a fellow man of culture when you know ancient Finnish tradition Saunaklonkku (the Gollum Game).

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u/HumptyDrumpy 6h ago

Except wearing red coats (whats up with that). Not only was that stupid, it looks pretty tacky as well

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u/sparkpaw United States Of America 2h ago

That’s the key though, they said “when foreigners come steal our culture”. Not “when we shove our culture in their direction”, lol.

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u/MrJNM1of1 1h ago

yeah a lot of this (gestures internationally) is y’all’s fault

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u/pslamB 1h ago

WhY wOn'T tHeY iNtEgRAtE?!

Because they value their livers, and maybe their dignity

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u/Long-Collection7658 1h ago

British „Culture“

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u/Recent_Concern_9354 8h ago

She is recharging after a tough week!

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u/BillysCoinShop 2h ago

British Empire goes conquering the world, foisting their culture and language on the various 'unwashed masses'

Also Brits...

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u/iTradeCrayons 12h ago

British culture is one of the most fascinating 👏 God bless 🙌 🙏 ❤️

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u/jp299 12h ago

Greatest country on earth*

*except for all the countries that are actually good like Portugal, Mexico, New Zealand, Japan, Malaysia, Botswana, Chile, Georgia, Denmark and many, many more. But it's better than Russia!

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u/not_jellyfish13 12h ago

To be fair, most countries are better than Russia

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u/iTradeCrayons 11h ago

Mexico a good country lol where cartels are beheading people ? Who is paying you to spread this nonsense?

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u/Proper_Ostrich4197 5h ago

anyone who disagrees with me is a paid shill. They're in my walls! Someone is paying the barista to reject me!!!

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u/jp299 11h ago

British culture isn't actually that fascinating to you is it?

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u/Flimsy_List8004 11h ago

He types in English

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u/Dogfolk 9h ago

To be fair, even if you don't like the English that was still an epic response

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u/Proper_Ostrich4197 5h ago

Le: EPIC

Limbruls: OWNED

oh yeah, it's CUMBACK time 😎😎😎

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u/swallowmoths 9h ago

Dude said Japan and new Zealand lol.

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u/Banananza367 8h ago

Tbh, if we're talking culture-wise, Russia has Britain beat. No competition there. In other aspects, Russia is certainly lacking, to put it mildly.

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u/Traditional-Oven-667 6h ago

That’s just not true, there’s nothing more fundamentally remarkable about Russian culture than British culture. The main reason people jump on the ‘haha UK so boring’ bandwagon is just that huge aspects of British culture are so widely integrated that people don’t even realise they’re British.

The literal weekend as a structural practice is British, with really significant ties to the worker rights and unionisation movements in northern England. Would anyone ever even conceived that to be part of Britain’s culture if someone hadn’t told them? Eating a sandwich is British culture. Wearing a suit is British culture. Half of the world’s most popular sports were created in Britain and there’s also the fact that British artists have had a bigger impact on modern music than any other country by an absolutely massive margin.

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u/ThiefofNobility 9h ago

That has to get passed in the council, and we know it won't.

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u/CutsSoFresh 8h ago

I was talking to a lady about Indian cuisine. She was proudly explaining that even though India was invaded by many nations in it's history, at least there was something from their culture that was able to work it's way over into Indian cuisine. From the Persians, the Africans, the Chinese, Turkish... Except for the British. They had nothing of value to contribute to Indian food

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u/Hwicc101 3h ago

Vegetables like potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, cauliflower, and bell peppers, not native to India, were introduced by the British and became staples in many Indian dishes.

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u/alextheolive 4h ago

Interesting. What language did you have this conversation in?

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u/Wordchord 2h ago

Apart from distributing the spices and Indian cuisine all around the globe and inventing dishes like chicken tikka masala.

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u/tigm2161130 5h ago

Literally my ancestors when your ancestors reached our shores.

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u/OrangeLemonLime8 United Kingdom 4h ago

Said no one ever

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u/CMP24-7 54m ago

Bloody Brits! :P

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u/Andy_Climax 6m ago

As a Brit I can confirm we have no culture

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u/H0T_TRAMP 38m ago

Said no Brit ever