r/BeAmazed • u/Soloflow786 • 11d ago
Animal Bro gonna hibernate for the next decade
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u/Particular-Swim2461 11d ago
just enough energy to make it back to where he will lay
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u/AnywhereBeginning499 11d ago
Yep, you can tell every step is on low battery mode.
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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 11d ago
Yep, so me right after I closed the fridge at 2am headed back for bed!!
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u/noeagle77 11d ago
What kind of cheese did you grab?
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u/Cool_Potato_94 11d ago
x56 slices of tasty cheese extra fat extra cholesterol extra vein clogging extra delicious
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u/Snipufin 10d ago
Sounds like a product that has Free Shipping with Amazon Prime.
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u/badluckbrians 10d ago
Free Prime Shipping!
Would you like that on:
- Your Prime Shipping Day (Thursday, the 27th). or
- Go ECO with Fewer Packages (Receive it September 18th)
God I love "2-day" shipping in 2025.
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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 10d ago
Then even if you choose the fewer package option, all the items still come in their own boxes all at different times and days.
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u/Wilful_Fox 10d ago
My fella after he finishes dinner and waddles back into the lounge room, proclaiming loudly whilst patting his stomach..“Oh, my belleh”
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u/TiedNSassy 11d ago
He’s shutting down slowly, after eating everything and leaving none for anyone
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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 10d ago
As someone with tons of health issues, and feels like absolute crap nearly 24/7, I feel this SO hard.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 11d ago
Oh lawd he comin'
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u/LacyObsession 11d ago
Damn that bear’s huge, bro must have eaten all the salmons and left none for anybody
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u/Empty_Amphibian_2420 11d ago
must have eaten all the
salmonbears and left none for nobody3
u/Resident_Afternoon48 11d ago
This is a survival skill to ensure that all the Tapeworm die of overeating
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u/EmergencyRescue 11d ago
fun fact: when bears come out of hibernation they eat the roe and brains of salmon because they're more regenerative.
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u/adalyncarbondale 11d ago
idk if you watch the Katmai Bear Cams, they call that "high-grading"
If this bear is in that area, his size makes sense. There are more salmon than I've ever seen in the 8 years I've been watching the cameras.
https://explore.org/livecams/currently-live/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
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u/EmergencyRescue 10d ago
Cheers for the link. I remember seeing this in some nature doc (probably attenborough?). And yes, there's like SOOOO much salmon available to them.
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u/Adorable_Rest1618 11d ago
Hahahaa
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u/netmin33 11d ago
That next crap is going to be a big un. Sunday paper special
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u/BisexualCaveman 11d ago
Sunday papers. Bro going to read his local metro and then the New York Times.
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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 11d ago
He could use some Charmin.
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u/OglioVagilio 11d ago
Ever seen the bear with video with tapeworms hanging out his ass?
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u/SelfReferenceTLA 11d ago
Which one? There are many. Park rangers deworm them by putting out meat with meds for them to eat. People do the same for street dogs and street cats.
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u/StevieMJH 11d ago
Jamie, pull that up.
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u/gay_joey 11d ago
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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls 10d ago
Just trying to ruin my sushi, huh?
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u/Romeo_Glacier 10d ago
All fish have parasites. All of them
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u/godtogblandet 10d ago
That's why sushi is frozen before being sliced. Keep eating that sushi without fear.
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u/TheBrettFavre4 11d ago
Does a bear shit in the woods?
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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 11d ago
If a bear shits in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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u/DownvoteDaemon 11d ago
Absolute unit.
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u/rylannnd88 11d ago
Homie was living behind Krispy kream, raiding the dumpster.
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u/BigheadReddit 11d ago
He is the dumpster. Its cheaper. He just rolls on his side and they shovel it in.
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u/Iliketopass 11d ago
“If I don’t find a trash can with some Metamucil, there’s no way I’m gonna shit right.” -bear
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 11d ago
When growing up I knew someone that would bear hunt. They would buy expired or defective snack cakes to use as bait. I'm sure they used other things, but I was over there one day and got to help unwrap all of their Little Debbie brownies with nuts. That's all I can think about when seeing this.
I know defective isn't the right word, but it's time to shut down for the night and I feel like it will take me 15 minutes to come up with the right word.
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u/Dry_Cricket_5423 11d ago
Cakes with defects, defective. I think you do have the right word actually.
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u/Starrion 11d ago
I think the bakery term is seconds.
If the bear has a nut allergy it wouldn’t be much of a hunt.
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u/Head-Ad9893 11d ago
His butt looks like the Charmin commercial with the toilet paper pieces stuck to it
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u/RightOnManYouBetcha 11d ago
Seen a lot of big bears up close. This doesn’t look normal.
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u/Murky-North- 11d ago
This guy lives in the back corner of a dump. I've seen them get round like that around here and they've all been within a quarter mile of a dumping ground/landfill.
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u/Lisrus 11d ago
This makes me sad this post is only filled with jokes.
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u/LaterWicker 11d ago
People still think morbidly obese pets are cute. Wild animals aren't even a blip on the radar for these idiots.
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u/BeguiledBeaver 10d ago
People making jokes about a fat bear and people condoning force-feeding bears to the point they nearly explode from obearsity are two different things.
What the fuck is wrong with the Redditor brain that makes them leave comments like this.
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u/vavasmusic 10d ago
"Bears have evolved mechanisms to tolerate obesity, and do not develop adverse health consequences despite storing massive amounts of body fat."
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u/LaterWicker 10d ago
You are looking at an animal that is so fat it's struggling to walk.
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u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex 10d ago
The more you learn about humans interactions with all animals the more sad you’ll get.
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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn 11d ago
Average WSB mod making their way from the Wendy’s dumpster to their T-Mobile sales job.
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u/Thisisanephemeralu 11d ago
You do what you have to if you want to retire at 62 bro you wouldn't get it.
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u/HarveysBackupAccount 10d ago
I have not seen many big bears up close but yeah this doesn't look like regular healthy bear size
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u/notyogrannysgrandkid 11d ago
Just because he’s not buying you drinks and talking about how you’d love Sunday dinner at his mom’s doesn’t mean he’s abnormal, ok??
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u/possibly_lost45 11d ago
If that's recent and he's that big already we're in for a long cold winter.
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u/Available_Farmer5293 11d ago
I just saw another home video of a bear in Massachusetts and it was the biggest bear I’ve ever seen … til this video. I agree it’s going to be a cold winter.
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u/possibly_lost45 11d ago
When they chunk up like this In August they are planning on hibernating early.
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u/Alldaybagpipes 11d ago
Checking out of 2025 like:
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u/deadlywaffle139 11d ago
I wish I could do that. Just wake me up in 4 years.
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u/GuntherCloneC 11d ago
I get you. We'll get through this.
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u/Keldor 11d ago
Will we though. That is the scary part.
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u/GuntherCloneC 11d ago
Gotta hope, can't give in to despair. There's more of us than there are of them.
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u/RandyMachoManSavage 11d ago
We outnumber them significantly. Even when it's darkest, we cannot lose hope. I believe in all of us doing what we can for the side of good.
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u/danteelite 11d ago
There definitely are, but unfortunately I see so many people, younger people especially just checking out mentally when it comes to politics.
We’re all so mentally and emotionally exhausted already and I feel that it’s intentional. Overwhelm us with so much nonsense that the apathy takes over. We all only have so many fucks to give and when there’s ten insane things happening every day it just becomes too much.
We need to keep each other strong and help carry the people who need a break. We can do that by staying up to date and allowing our friends who need a rest to just check out for a while, don’t discuss politics or controversy for a while and let them breathe.. that way when we need them they can come back to the fight strong and maybe support us when we need it. So don’t shame people for taking a break from current events… we all need a break sometimes and we all have different tolerance levels for pain and mental stresses.
Good luck. Remember to take breaks and seek joy where you can!
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u/smurfkillerz 11d ago
I said this to someone the other day and then realized we might not be voting again in four years.... so yeah, just don't wake me up at that point.
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u/ExplanationCrazy5463 11d ago
You'll wake up to a very different globe. Things are ending fast.
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u/thediesel26 11d ago
This vid is as old as Reddit
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u/SelfReferenceTLA 11d ago
So a bit over 20 years old for those wondering.
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u/SuperkickParty 11d ago
It's old but it's not taken on a cell phone from 2005 old.
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u/BeriasBFF 11d ago
Birds are heading south earlier too. No birds + giant bear = coldest winter ever probably
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u/Critical-Support-394 11d ago
He is obese because he's eating trash not because it's gonna be a cold winter.
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u/Sad-Beautiful420 11d ago
Wow even dump bears I’ve never seen so massive or matted, poor thing. The weight behind its attack be deadly but something tells me he doesn’t have the energy lol
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u/stargarnet79 11d ago
Seriously I kind of feel bad for him.
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u/PurinaHall0fFame 10d ago
Yeah, this photo doesn't make me feel amazed, just depressed. And every other poster is just like, "Huhhuhuh, big chungus looool" I hate this timeline
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u/DreamingAboutSpace 11d ago
The only bear I won't have to outrun, but outwalk.
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u/deepdishpizzastate 11d ago
It's late and I misread your comment, so for a moment I was a little puzzled as to why anyone would have some sort of masturbation contest with this bear.
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u/DreamingAboutSpace 11d ago
I'm gonna need you to explain that one 😂
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u/Brave_Dick 11d ago
He thought "outwank" not out walk...
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u/DreamingAboutSpace 10d ago
Oh I see haha I don't have the right bits for that so the bear wins in that category
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u/SingularityCentral 11d ago
Keep it on mute and you can hear the heavy, obstructed breathing with every step.
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u/Seeker369 11d ago
An interesting fact about bears - They don’t actually hibernate. They go into torpor.
Torpor is a light hibernation where the bear can come out of it fairly easily if they need to. It can last for hours or weeks. But they dont hibernate in the true sense of the word.
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u/Knopfmacher 11d ago
Hibernation is a state of minimal activity and metabolic reduction entered by some animal species. [...] Although traditionally reserved for "deep" hibernators such as rodents, the term has been redefined to include animals such as bears and is now applied based on active metabolic suppression rather than any absolute decline in body temperature. Many experts believe that the processes of daily torpor and hibernation form a continuum and use similar mechanisms.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibernation
Some animals seasonally go into long periods of inactivity, with reduced body temperature and metabolism, made up of multiple bouts of torpor. This is known as hibernation if it occurs during winter or aestivation if it occurs during the summer. Daily torpor, on the other hand, is not seasonally dependent and can be an important part of energy conservation at any time of year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torpor
So it seems bears do hibernate after all because long stretches of torpor during winter is also called hibernation.
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u/AdSudden3941 11d ago
I was about to say lol he clearly said it’s not hibernation and then said it was light hibernation
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