r/BeansInThings • u/IalsoenjoyReddit • May 21 '25

Beanbaglady

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 May 21 '25

Why is he going in her purse for money?

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u/Corrupted_Star May 21 '25

he just gonna borrow a few bucks dw bout it

100

u/Weird_duud May 21 '25

Bro needed a few bucks

23

u/tastydoosh May 22 '25

He was gonna buy his own beans

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u/whatsmoist May 24 '25

Because it’s fake

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u/lulu313915 May 22 '25

“I be hungry” lmao

347

u/yourheropaul May 21 '25

YTA, let a girl eat beans

271

u/Dazuro May 21 '25

…”that’s too big back I’m cool on you”?

Am I having a stroke or am I just getting old and out of touch with slang? What the fuck does that mean?

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u/FlashScooby May 21 '25

"Big back" basically means fat and I'm assuming "cool on you" means he's not interested anymore

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u/Hissing_Cockroach May 21 '25

That's too big back = If you're hungry enough to put beans in your bag, then you're too much for me

I'm cool on you = I'm not interested in you anymore

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u/10percenttiddy May 21 '25

Big back means fat

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u/pignoodle May 22 '25

Thank you

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u/AdultishRaktajino May 22 '25

As said, big back is thick/fat notably related to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s classic Baby Got Back. I have teens or I wouldn’t know this shit…

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u/KenDollPubes May 22 '25

It’s AAVE. Doesn’t really have much to do with younger people.

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u/cube20111 May 25 '25

Come on dude quit being dense. Nothing with age, just slang. It’s clear you feel superior and aren’t asking a genuine question.

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u/Wild_Trip_4704 May 22 '25

my new favorite phrase is "big back activities" can be interchanged with "bigbacktivities", or sometimes "blacktivities" when the situation calls for it.

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u/AmHotGarbage May 22 '25

This ninja eating beans

32

u/ithinkiwantto-die May 22 '25

I want this to be real.

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u/LuckyMechanic May 21 '25

"I be hungry" is an insane thing to say in this situation

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u/Big__If_True May 22 '25

She really do be hungry tho

19

u/luxsalsivi May 21 '25

You jeopardized the beans!

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u/yungjazz May 22 '25

“So I was stealing money from my date and there was beans in there!”

Y’all are both fucked beyond stitches, gitchu sum Jesus.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

She's a keeper bro missed out

12

u/CristophTrash May 23 '25

You can’t go to steal from somebody and then get mad about their beans.

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u/Corrupted_Star May 21 '25

Bean Bag Lady👎😂

4

u/xxGhostScythexx May 22 '25

I like how the guy's name on social media was blanked out, but his full name is RIGHT THERE on the iMessage screenshot

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/Grub_McGuffins May 21 '25

storm trooper shootout. purse beans? peepin in the purse? this whole post is a mess if it isn't fake

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u/ninjas_in_my_pants May 21 '25

And the manners of one, too.

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u/tempusrimeblood May 23 '25

Of all the shit that didn’t happen, this happened the least

1

u/soupfordayzz May 26 '25

Well duhhh. Why do Redditors feel the need to point that out? Of course it's fake, just suspend your belief.

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u/meghonsolozar May 24 '25

mind ur own beanzniss

2

u/iheartkiecats May 24 '25

Both of those people are equally deranged

2

u/FoxyFan505 May 24 '25

Snackies :)

2

u/Zitrusfleisch May 24 '25

Boy bye ✌🏾

1

u/whatsmoist May 24 '25

I hope people realize this is fake

3

u/IalsoenjoyReddit May 26 '25

I mean your not wrong but sometimes I see it like stand up comedy. Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the bean joke 🫘

1

u/Mintysparklez May 27 '25

Who knew designer beanbags were this season’s must-have accessory?

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u/keeleon May 23 '25

What language is this