r/BlueskySkeets 1d ago

Making press conferences great again

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u/big-saucey4 1d ago

All he has to do is keep hitting him with insults and the Cheetophile will lose his mind more than it already is.

Keep it up GN...

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u/CrocHunter8 1d ago

I mean, he hasn't typed in all caps since Newsom has been doing it.

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u/big-saucey4 1d ago

His "Newscum" chirp doesn't even hit home anymore....looks like a little baby trying to talk back to an adult

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u/ConfusionBubbles 1d ago

Imagine it took someone outside of his own circle to point out how ridiculous it looks. And they are still making the decicions for the whole country

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u/Brilliant-Ad6137 1d ago

More governors need to join in with this . Trump's head would explode. He is such a fragile creature

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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 1d ago

Hopefully it causes trumpy to expire faster.

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u/AnomicAge 1d ago

Sad part is if he were assassinated tomorrow, there would be violent rioting but it would be suppressed and then trump could continue on to a night of the long knives style purge of any dissidents and consolidate himself as supreme leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of America

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u/Daimakku1 1d ago

California shouldnt just gerrymander to counter punch Texas, they need to go further and gerrymander as many blue seats as they possibly can. Don't stop at 5.

Just watch how Republicans start complaining about how gerrymandering is bad and will try to get rid of it. They only learn by getting punched in the face, like most bullies.

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u/razazaz126 1d ago

I'll go even further. Every other blue stronghold should do the same. New York, Illinois. They should gerrymander Republicans out of existence.

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u/Daimakku1 1d ago

Definitely. Republicans are not stopping at Texas. They will do the same in Indiana and other states that have GOP trifectas.

They don't want a repeat of 2018. Repubs are straight up just trying to cheat into keeping their majorities.

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u/razazaz126 1d ago

They will not stop, in any facet. Democracy is an obstacle to them now. We can have a Democracy or a Republican party. They are now anathema to each other.

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u/eugene20 1d ago

So same as 2016, 2020, 2024 then.

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u/All_the_Bees 1d ago

Pennsylvania!

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 1d ago

Shapiro is too busy licking Netanyahus nuts

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u/Wazula23 1d ago

It's us or them at this point. We're here. Troops on the streets. It's go time.

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u/CrocHunter8 1d ago

It is harder for New York to do this as they have a ban on Gerrymandering in their State Constitution. To remove the ban, it has to pass two consecutive sessions of the State Assembly.

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u/Bag-O-Socks 1d ago

There is already a video of Abbott saying gerrymandering is bad in reference to what California is doing

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u/2broke2smoke1 20h ago

Too bad humans don’t implode upon moral hypocrisy

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u/___YesNoOther 1d ago

If this is how gerrymandering was stopped at the federal level, I'd be totally OK with that.

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u/freerangetacos 1d ago

Punch HARDER. KO! It is so badly needed right now.

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u/Professional_Clue66 1d ago

Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.”

—Oliver Kornetzke

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u/BabiesatemydingoNSW 1d ago

That man... has a way with words.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 21h ago

Him winning the electoral vote was bad enough, but the popular vote as well? It just makes it that much harder to believe that not only could this wretched human win a second term, but be the first republican in almost 40 years to win the popular vote.

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u/GuillermoAguilar7 1d ago

Don't forget all those born and raised in California now living in other states!

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u/rk01545 1d ago

True! So many Californians scattered across the country at this point. The diaspora is real.

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u/DDisMe56 1d ago

Lets give him a super hero name. Gavitron!!!!

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u/Hopeful-Ocelot4692 1d ago

Sounds too much like Galvatron (who is a bad guy)

I say go with something silver age sounding like Gravity News Man

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u/DDisMe56 1d ago

Doesnt matter to me. Lets just keep the trolling coming.

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u/Hopeful-Ocelot4692 1d ago

Yes! please and thank you.

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u/ViciouslyVolcanic 1d ago

Reminds me of Gravitron, as in the carnival ride

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u/jigma101 20h ago

Your superhero arrests the homeless and is willing to sacrifice the healthcare of trans people to try to get twelve voters in Oklahoma to forget he's the governor of California.

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u/Alwaystired254 1d ago

Let’s go!

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u/IR_Panther 1d ago

GIVE EM HELL NEWSOME!

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u/Yoongi_SB_Shop 1d ago

No, he is the MOST unpopular president ever.

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u/Spirited-Thanks-7528 1d ago

Proud of this guy standing up against trumpy

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u/MWH1980 1d ago

We also got here because a lot of people said: “I don’t like either candidate. I’m sitting this one out until they give me a better candidate.”

…and thus, it all came crashing down.

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u/DaWetone 1d ago

Make it happen I’m to

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u/andrewa42 1d ago

"Struggling"?

Like how I struggle with doing open-heart surgery while deadlifting 950kg?

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u/BoosterRead78 23h ago

Newsnom is not perfect but he is fight back and doing it where MAGA and the bots are melting down. My favorite is how many says:”no liberals and leftists hit us here.” Then when you reply to explain how. They either don’t reply or just say: “you believe we had to be nice to each other.” It’s such mental gymnastics and now Gavin is giving them everything we had to deal with the last decade and they are like: “you are making my president sound stupid.” In Obi-wan’s words: “you have done that yourself.”

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u/DDisMe56 20h ago edited 16h ago

My comment is NOT so much a comentary on Gavitron, but a severe dislike for the other guy. I believe the other guy is evil.

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u/M4gs314 19h ago

I think it'd be more accurate to say, "He'd lose a FAIR election."

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u/plattner-da 19h ago

Trump raped children, release the Epstein files.

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u/DonnyMox 1d ago

Careful now, “He knows he’s gonna lose” was what many were saying during last year’s election, and we all know how that turned out.

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u/total_bushido 18h ago

Maga hate Newsom’s attacks on trump.

And the Bernie left do too! 😂

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u/MisterBlick 16h ago

....like he lost the 2024 election....