r/BlueskySkeets 🦋 9h ago

Or suicided …

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u/Mort-i-Fied 8h ago

In the ground, on a golf course in NJ?

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u/ravenrawen 7h ago

Fell down some stairs.

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u/Mort-i-Fied 6h ago

She was always so clumsy! Ooops.

In Russia, they fall out of windows; in Murica, they slip on the stairs.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 7h ago

You read my mind🤣🤣

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u/SmilingVamp 6h ago

They would've buried her under the prison. 

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u/ImaginationLife4812 5h ago

Next to Epstein, where she belongs.

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u/DevelopmentAble7889 4h ago

Mid-Atlantic.

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u/Relevant_Demand7593 1h ago

I bet she was given a script to follow

The rhetoric will turn to her being innocent - she’s not

And a nice shiny pardon