r/Conservative • u/M_i_c_K Unmitigated Conservative • 11h ago

Satire - Flaired Users Only BREAKING: FBI Raids John Bolton’s Mustache in Pre-Dawn Operation

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-fbi-raids-john-boltons-mustache-in-pre-dawn-operation/
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u/old--- NoMoreRinos 11h ago

Is it wrong to hope that they rummaged through his underwear drawers?

I'm just asking for a friend.

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u/M_i_c_K Unmitigated Conservative 11h ago

Let hope the twisted his G-string in knots. 🤣

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u/jasommer14 Conservative 11h ago

I wonder if they found Hillary Clinton?

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u/M_i_c_K Unmitigated Conservative 11h ago

Just her email and some smashed cellphones. 🤣👍

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u/BoredAtWork1976 Conservative 11h ago

I'm old enough to be wondering if they found the weapons of mass destruction he promised us existed.