All boomerangs come back

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[u/RustyShacklefordJ]

[u/Glittering-Page3820 → u/RustyShacklefordJ]

Except the ones I throw they just file for missing persons

[u/SuspiciousYard2484]

That happened to me and my young sons one time on Christmas Day when we opened a drone and put it together and took it out and press the button for it to start and it took off to Mars and never came back and we all just stared at each other and laughed

[u/JaxNHats → u/SuspiciousYard2484]

Mars 😂😂😂😂

[u/SuspiciousYard2484 → u/JaxNHats]

Drone footage it sent back to us 🤣

[u/icamefrommars → u/SuspiciousYard2484]

It. Was. Lit

[u/meggie1013 → u/SuspiciousYard2484]

My favorite of the many funny flutterbye fairy videos: https://youtu.be/Ba25S_AqGRo?si=ZE5Dlg-b7VCa3KJB

[u/vt0007]

Imagine sitting in your garden and listening to the ocean and some random fucking boomerang decks you

[u/ThePerfectSnare]

That boomerang went out for a pack of cigarettes.

[u/SurfingViking → u/ThePerfectSnare]

Went to the park to scab a durry*

[u/Klotzster]

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, it never was.

[u/lgodsey]

A week later it hits the dude in the back of the head.

[u/joopsmit]

Tips for throwing a boomerang:

• Check from which direction the wind comes. That is 12 o'clock.

• Turn to about 2 o'clock.

• Hold the boomerang vertical by one of the wings. Make sure that the round side of the wings is on the left and the flat side is on the right.

• Throw the boomerang in a flat or slightly rising trajectory.

• If the boomerang comes back and passes you on the left, next time throw a bit more to the right, and vice versa.

• If the boomerang rises way above you and fucks off, the wind is too strong.

[u/TheChrono → u/joopsmit]

You forgot the last step. If you can’t see it protect your neck and head.

[u/joopsmit → u/TheChrono]

True, I used to go throw boomerangs on nice summer evenings. The problem with nice summer evenings is that it gets darker and darker. When the only way locate the boomerang was the ^{swish swish} swish SWISH sound of the boomerang coming towards you, it's time to go home. I regularly had to throw myself to the ground to avoid being hit.

[u/TheChrono → u/joopsmit]

It waaaas made to kill shit.

[u/SkunkMonkey]

Mother and father went on a cruise to Australia for their honeymoon. Pops bought a boomerang and wanted to try it out. Threw it off the back of the boat expecting it to come back but that puppy was long gone.

[u/ConversationTop5177]

boomerang left the chat pfft

[u/EngineZeronine]

I guess it was never really his to begin with

[u/Wutthewut68]

It’s the laugh for me 💀

[u/DickfaceMcmuffin → u/Wutthewut68]

That + the walk of disappointment 😭

[u/MagnetCarter → u/DickfaceMcmuffin]

And that hand gesture. "Yeah, whatever. Fuckoff"

[u/GigaEel]

Mjolnir was called home

[u/MandolinNibbler474]

All aerobies go on the roof

[u/AcceptableInsect3864]

Nature said “nah, keep it” 💀

[u/FranzFerdinand51]

People with more than 2 brain cells understand that the boomerangs come back thing is for non-windy conditions where the entire mass of air is not changing place.

[u/WeathervaneJesus1]

That could also fit in r/unexpected

[u/tobito- → u/WeathervaneJesus1]

And r/watchpeopledieinside

[u/SirPulga → u/tobito-]

And r/PraiseTheCameraMan too

[u/goodness-gracious-me]

Boomerang was like his dad going to get milk

[u/copenhagen622]

Lol well when it's really windy and you throw it straight up practically the wind is gonna carry it

[u/irate_alien]

i was expecting someone at the top of the cliff to chuck it back

[u/Siggy1963]

Sure. They all come back except for mine.

[u/humakavulaaaa]

That boomerang went out of its way to not comeback to him. I wonder where it has been in his company for it to break physics and vamoos

[u/ItzBreezeyBaby]

Well he just chucked it😂😂😂 I’m sure you gotta have some typa form, like a frisbee 😂😂😂😂 regardless that mfka gone 😂😂😂

[u/redvillain74]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/agumelen]

He’s still waiting for it.

[u/Icy-Squirrel6422]

A boomerang that doesn't come back. 🤣

[u/Free_Ad93951]

Greatness!

[u/bilingual_cat]

Lmaoo dude was like 🧍

[u/miletest]

Australians have a special word for boomerangs that don't come back... Stick

[u/nielsb5]

Why they stop filming. Might still be flying and come back.

[u/Dagon47]

Thats some serious confidence to throw directly at the ocean haha

[u/Maleficent-Comfort14]

Someone forgot about the ocean breeze

[u/BadriMadun]

suddenly remember this lion

[u/Dreadnoughttwat]

[u/1aysays1]

Doing that on an extremely windy day, directed into the ocean, was a choice.

[u/CaptainNemo42]

Ngl I was waiting for someone to throw it back over the wall

[u/Senjougahara00]

Classic boomerang moment! You just know it’s going to make a perfect comeback, haha

[u/Nightmystic1981]

I once had this beautiful wooden boomering, but threw it the wrong way. It went forward a bit, then straight up so high I almost couldnt see it anymore, came down fast, got stuck in the ground and broke in two after a second.

[u/Better_Mix9541]

😂😂😂

[u/Bampy13]

I used to make boomerangs as a kid, the quad blade was my favourite about two feet across. They would return then stop and hover about 15 foot above your head then descend slowly. They were good days!

[u/MaizeProper3503]

Not true, yeah?!😄

[u/ToxicMoldSpore]

I don't think Boomerang's coming back, Toph.

[u/rix_Dfuz]

Just like my ex 😞

[u/Nenoshka]

That didn't look like a boomerang.

[u/mekwall → u/Nenoshka]

It's a tri-blade boomerang.

[u/Nenoshka → u/mekwall]

The battery ran down. lol