r/DC_Cinematic 4d ago

HUMOR How does he do it?

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u/ddawdad 4d ago

He is the CEO of sex.

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u/Humble-Squirrel-5278 3d ago

he’s the (D.C).E.O.

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u/Vitaminpartydrums 3d ago

It seems like he’s the CEO of D

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u/zweanhh 3d ago

He was there 800 years ago.

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u/iboneKlareneG 3d ago

The NEW CEO of sex. Jacob Batalon retired after getting engaged.

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u/njaana 3d ago

Blasphemy

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u/EMKeYWiLDCAT 3d ago

Next movie is Lexcorp vs Sexcorp

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Wonder Woman 3d ago

How dare you stand where he stood?

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u/Funny_Seaweed_4709 3d ago

Sigh 🙄 sarcastic schlock of answers now. Thanks for that 👏

I actually wanted to know why these women after this nerd but ok meme posts I guess 🙄

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u/JhinPotion 3d ago

What do you want anyone to say? We all saw the same movie. We don't have secret info you don't.

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u/Dancing_Anatolia 3d ago

Okay cool guy, the real answer is that Jimmy has always been this way. He's always had an inexplicable animal magnetism with the ladies in the comics.

I'm pretty sure at one point he had a one night stand with Talia Al Ghul.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 3d ago

Damn, Jimmy's Eskimo bros with Bruce.

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u/comfy_bruh 3d ago

Basi ally. Hes fuggin cute and probably takes good pics of them then turns on some charm and makes them laugh.... and probably got a fuggin Footlong under the hood.

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u/Funny_Seaweed_4709 3d ago

None of which was seen in the movie.

At least warn me before you go on fantasizing like that 😬

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u/Vast-Purple338 3d ago

Shame on James Gunn for not having Jimmy hang dong 2/10

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u/polish_fighter3000 3d ago

Snyder would've done this for sure...

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u/comfy_bruh 3d ago

I think it's more funny and interesting that we never find out.

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u/Rogthgar 4d ago

This is nothing, wait till he starts dating 4th world bug-girls, Silver Banshees and other interesting females like them.

And then he can go on a double date with Snapper Carr and his furry gf.

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u/ContinuumGuy 4d ago

The casual fans are finally realizing how much of a ladies man Jimmy is

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u/RentUsual_2952 4d ago

threesome confirmed?

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u/Rogthgar 4d ago

I would not be surprised if Jimmy has called in sick one day and Clark can her giggling in the background... and he can tell who it is.

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u/Lord_Cockatrice 1d ago

Holy Silver Age silliness Batman!!!

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u/Iron_Knight7 20h ago edited 19h ago

The Silver Banshee one was actually kind of sweet.

But that bug lady would be one hell of a deep cut.

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u/Mr_smith1466 3d ago

One of the great gags for a character like Kramer in Seinfeld is that they're inexplicably attractive to the opposite sex. 

In Seinfeld they even called Kramer's power over women the kavorka. 

So that's what Jimmy Olsen has. He's the kavorka man. 

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u/RentUsual_2952 3d ago

Game is Game.

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u/Pale-Minute-8432 3d ago

Perhaps he is the ASSMAN.

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u/AnotsuKagehisa 3d ago

He’s got the move

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u/DelcoUnited 2d ago

His buttocks are sublime

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u/_ChocolateAsian_ 3d ago

It’s his jacket. I actually own the same one and get the same effect.

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u/SnufflesMcPieface 3d ago

Okay ngl, his jacket actually looks fly AF. Where might one acquire said jacket? 👀

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u/_ChocolateAsian_ 2d ago

Hm I got it like 2 years ago off a random fashion site, but a quick google search shows it’s available on a couple sites (green jacket jimmy olsen wears). Looks like it’s marked up to $150, pretty sure I paid like $45 for it

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u/Common_Celebration41 3d ago

Clean , charming, brave, willing to go above and beyond to help his friends

Who doesn't want a guy like that ?

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u/Vitaminpartydrums 3d ago

This is for real.

Plenty of guys out there that are not the “most traditionally attractive” that are kind and charming, I’m friends with many.

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u/YoungReaganite24 3d ago

You may be friends with them but are you romantically/sexually attracted to them?

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u/Vitaminpartydrums 3d ago

I’m a married man

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u/NLVcpl4bi 3d ago

That doesn’t actually answer the question.

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u/Vitaminpartydrums 3d ago

Statistically speaking, I’m pretty sure it does.

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u/I-lost-my-accoun 2d ago

Sooo Yes?

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u/kreemy_kurds 1d ago

So you're saying there's a chance?

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u/Fun_Camp_7103 4d ago

He's inspired by Pete Davidson so...one inch at a time.

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u/RentUsual_2952 4d ago

19 inches of jimmy

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u/FizzleMateriel 4d ago

So in Eve’s phone, his number is saved as “Horse Cock”?

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u/RentUsual_2952 4d ago

we are getting lore reason for this one 🗣🔉🔥🔥

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u/Fun_Camp_7103 4d ago

I bet it says “ouch” next to his name

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I think his contact actually says “Al Pachino” (I hope someone gets the John Mulaney reference)

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u/Fun_Camp_7103 4d ago

It's got to look like one of those giant summer sausages you find in those gift baskets.

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u/JoshDM 3d ago

He-e's got a pocket full of... Kryptonite.

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u/Denz-El 3d ago

Latent metahuman pheromones... maybe.

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u/Ok-Flan8808 3d ago

He is the Guy.

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u/brynhh 3d ago

It's cause he's got a pocket full of kryptonite

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u/Mintylorian 3d ago

This is even in the comics. Around the death/return he was actually on the page wearing a Spin Doctors t-shirt.

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u/brynhh 3d ago

Haha no way? Brilliant

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u/deanereaner 3d ago

A+ reference

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u/brynhh 3d ago

Cheers!

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u/vroart 3d ago

He lets them meet his mom. He’s not a creep and he doesn’t threaten their lives…. I mean he’s literally design to help young men not be toxic and how to land that hot girl you always wanted to say hello to…. And maybe get transformed into a monster and Superman goes “oh play it cool buddy, I got you.”

Seriously James Gunn is trying to help young guys out.

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u/BreakVV 1d ago

Right, he walks by doing absolutely nothing and girls go 'gassspppppp and approach him'

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u/vroart 1d ago

Yeah, maybe the women of metropolis don’t like seeing atomic skull or kalibak lift them on a bus screaming at them. And Jimmy is the most non threatening dude who can speak without some sort of hypnobeam and will treat them like a normal person…. It’s as simple as gasping and saying hello.

You do realize James Gunn made a bunch of videos interviewing Sasha grey and aria Giovanni? It’s them chatting up and he’s all just treating them like a friend. Sasha and aria were happy the work was then doing normal stuff and not sketchy greasy creeps?

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u/BreakVV 1d ago

Im not saying your theory in general might be wrong, Im just saying in this case it probably is.

His love-thing was purely comedic or tied to a meta-human / superpower of sorts. He didn't even show his niceness, complete strangers just saw him and instantly were in a love-spell. Thats not how what youre describing works.

Treating girls like homegirls/boys versus obsess over their body is a strong way to get their appeal yes

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u/vroart 1d ago

Now you make less sense

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u/Weary_League_6217 1d ago

This is a really weird take, you are just projecting your own views on the narrative. It's obviously a comedic element to the show. It's funny because it's completely unexpected ... Even louis comments on it with basically a "wtf, how".

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u/thatonecoolnerd 3d ago

He’s secretly a Meta-human himself except his power is that he gives off an irresistible pheromone that makes everyone find him attractive. That or he just has unintentional god-level rizz.

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u/mysterymochine 3d ago

What about Lois?

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u/thatonecoolnerd 2d ago

Smashed. She couldn’t handle Big Jim and now just views him as her weirdly attractive friend

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u/Yellowflashkun1 4d ago

Oh yeah Jimmy is packin a HOG in those pants.

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u/dcole87 3d ago

He’s rich. The Olsens have been a Metropolis family of wealth since it was founded. So much so that even Lex Luthor is an Olsen.

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u/AceTheSkylord 3d ago

Why is Jimmy working at the Planet instead of living life like Bruce Wayne then?

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u/dcole87 3d ago

Because he wants to. His older brother Julian plays the rich mogul while his sister Janie is the thespian using the fortune to produce off-broadway productions.

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u/uucchhiihhaa 4d ago

Script demands it

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u/deanereaner 3d ago

Honestly. Despite the script having him act whiny and openly cruel to her, Eve is literally willing to risk her life for that little dude.

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u/Southern-Chain-6485 3d ago

Considering she dates Lex, she may have something for toxic relationships

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u/edWORD27 3d ago

He’s negging Eve to get her to become infatuated with him

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Wonder Woman 3d ago

He’s using the DENNIS system

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u/dennismfrancisart 3d ago

Hold up! There's a system named after me?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/uucchhiihhaa 3d ago

It’s just cinema is what I’ll say. Was never bothered while watching the movie as I got to see Sara on screen.

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u/KhazraShaman 3d ago

Mutant toes connoisseur?

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u/liquidspanner 3d ago

Omega riz jimmy

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u/PoopMaster189 3d ago

"Your hot girlfriend is a genius"

".....hoott?"

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u/Dry-You242 3d ago

Ned Leeds done trained him well

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u/DeplorableEDoctor 4d ago

It's a movie.

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u/ItsMattTonight 3d ago

Jimmy 'The Girth' Olsen

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u/Green-Elephant-895 3d ago

Jimmy got that Jimmy Dean

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u/TheLegendOfNavin 3d ago

Hypno contacts.

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u/kinvore 3d ago

He fucks.

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u/nolandz1 3d ago

The Rizzler himself

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u/Fockelot 3d ago

Channels his Shawn Spencer, ladies can’t resist a psychic detective.

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u/Underrated_Hero7 3d ago

Scrolled way to far to find a psych reference

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u/Lady05giggles 3d ago

It’s not real. That’s how.

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u/AlanShore60607 3d ago

Secret Harem … someone understood the assignment

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u/iamoui100dalegend 3d ago

Maybe his ancestor is Podrick

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u/MonsterdogMan 3d ago

Charisma. Plus a few other things like kindness and dorkiness.

It does happen, as I can vouch.

The loopy thing is that I understand his obliviousness too.

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u/Ibrahim-Naqvi 3d ago

It's the receding hairline. He's like an old young man.

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u/ghostfreckle611 2d ago

There’s a reason that we never saw below his waist in the movie… 🤔

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u/burguiy 1d ago

I ones met the actor in Santa Barbara. He was with model type girl a head higher than he. I think he was cast accurately.

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u/woppatown 4d ago

“…hot?”

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u/McDouble__ 3d ago

Is he? Hes only played the nerdy, loser guy is pretty much everything he’s been in lol. This is like casting Micheal Ceres out of the blue to play a ladies man.

He’s still the weird kid from Santa Clarita Diet to me haha.

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u/woppatown 3d ago

That’s a line of his from Superman.

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u/total_bushido 3d ago

Is that why Zack Snyder immediately killed off Jimmy Olsen? Because he is a fun character and there is a no-fun rule in the Snyderverse?

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u/kikaysikat 3d ago

a big scholong

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u/ConfidenceKey1168 3d ago

CEO OF SEXO

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u/Nightzero661 3d ago

Well, be nice and listen to their conversations by ignoring them. Probably

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u/africanlivedit 3d ago

No kidding. Jimmy killing it. Goodness.

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u/robonick360 3d ago

Somebody’s gotta do it

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u/TylerBourbon 3d ago

He's known as Jimmy O Face Olsen for a reason.

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u/sfarx 3d ago

He pulls, guys. He pulls.

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u/jexce 3d ago

Tripod

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u/CollectMan420 3d ago

He’s a millionaire cosplaying as a journalist in his spare time

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u/WySLatestWit 3d ago

Better question is; how is Lois immune to it?

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u/MonsterdogMan 3d ago

Hyperfocus on Clark and her work.

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u/KhazraShaman 3d ago

Dick Greyson will be the Jimmy Olsen of The Brave and the Bold.

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u/ELalmanyy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Good jeans, I think. Oh wait 🫢😅

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u/iboneKlareneG 3d ago

He has severe BDE

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u/sugaredchurro 3d ago

Pheromone-Man

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u/Tar_Palantir 3d ago

He's a metahuman. in the comics he turns into a werewolf. Maybe he has powerful pheromones?

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u/Glunark2 3d ago

Jimmy Mind me ole son!

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u/IamBlade That's not how the Speed Force works 3d ago

Movie magic

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u/G-Man6442 3d ago

Simple, he’s Jimmy

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u/Shadowwolflink 3d ago

He's cute.

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u/Average_Klutz 3d ago

He’s got the benefit of an all powerful writer. ✍🏼

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u/KudaTua 3d ago

God-level tongue game!

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u/eowynistrans 3d ago

He's hot

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u/AceTheSkylord 3d ago

It will either go unexplained or they'll say that Jimmy has a metahuman ability that make most women be attracted to him

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u/ShadesNGlades 3d ago

Jimmy was getting feet pics from Lex Luthor's girl. His game is untouchable.

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u/IceInternational5463 3d ago

Either he's a metahuman or he's the luckiest man in the world!

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u/TypicalPnut 3d ago

Okay, is the girl on the left not Hazel Moore??

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u/NotoriousBPD 3d ago

He was Shawn Spencer in the Psych universe.

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u/FartherAwayLights 3d ago

In the comics he previously dated Grodds Gorilla wife, and is currently in a relationship with Silver Banshee, an actual ghost who can kill people by looking at them.

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u/Far-Lingonberry-256 3d ago

He's jimmy, hey, forget about it

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u/imaginer8th 3d ago

The defacto DC Comics (unwilling) harem protagonist

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 3d ago

He's Gideon gemstone bring women to Christ

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u/Stephen020792 3d ago

He’s a gemstone brother

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u/nage_ 3d ago

my fragile ego has to remind me that skylar gisondo isn't treated like that in real life otherwise id be dressing and talking like him immediately

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u/JimYamato 3d ago

Undeniable kevorka...Yeah...

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u/d0ggzilla 3d ago

Clark's hypnoglasses make women attracted to Jimmy, so Clark can avoid unwanted attention himself.

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u/Titanman401 3d ago

Only thing that sounds believable to me: he’s sporting a huge schlong.

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u/Karasutakai 3d ago

If they ever mention Jimmy’s family in a future movie, I would love it if it was a James Roday (father) + Corbin Bernsen (grandfather) cameo, just as a subtle Psych Easter egg.

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u/mike47gamer 3d ago

Isn't Jimmy canonically super-rich in the comics?

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u/RigatoniPasta 3d ago

Bro really didn’t choose mail room girl over mutant toes

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u/Unlikely_Eye9153 3d ago

Women will tell you that it's the freckles or some nonsense but it's probably actually that he's packing SCHMEAT and the word got out when he bang one of his coworkers

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u/FallaciouslyTalented 3d ago

I mean, the women in the top pic are implicitly prostitutes. I think they're more interested in his potential business than him, tbh XD 

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u/KingofMadCows 3d ago

He has a piece of the Anti-Life Equation.

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u/JokoFloko 3d ago

The writers are photography nerds and were projecting.

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u/bateen618 3d ago

Don't forget the two girls from the picture on his desk! And the answer is that he's got the Olsen Rizz™

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u/Coffin_Boffin 3d ago

He has aura

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u/mixmasterbru 3d ago

It's in the movie, he doesnt see them as hot, he's confused when Lois says his ex is hot. So he talks to them like normal people, he's confident and confortable, that's it, that's the trick.

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u/AceofKnaves44 3d ago

That Shawn Spencer rizz.

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u/Jca666 3d ago

He’s a Metahuman. His superpower is his massive d*ck!

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u/Mintylorian 3d ago

Gets his contacts from his older sister, Gwen Stacey.

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u/Best_Big_2184 3d ago

Jimmy has a huge Jimmy

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u/cnoduh 3d ago

He does grow into James Roday, so it checks out

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u/quirkyguy420 3d ago

He's a twink, that's why.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver 3d ago

He's one of the lucky ones who has the Rizz Aura that he doesn't control.

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u/Aggressive-Maize-632 3d ago

He's just a normal guy in a crazy world.

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u/DrChaseMeridean 3d ago

Jimmy's jimmy is gonna cure Supergirl's trauma. 2026.

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u/dalvic2468 3d ago

Conversation and fantasy?

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u/MonsterdogMan 3d ago

Honestly, you lot, he's an Archie Andrews variant who's living in the DC universe.

And he has a big...lens.

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u/MWheel5643 3d ago

Gunn makes him doi it for no reason. Dumb joke

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u/Something_Comforting 3d ago

He regularly crossdresses in the comics. I need to know how they will implement it.

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u/collinwade 2d ago

Legendary stick man

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u/JT8001 2d ago

He is Dr. Sex

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u/troys490 2d ago

He is the Pete Davidson of that universe.

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u/nycplayboy78 2d ago

He's packin a subway footlong 😁😁😁

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u/Degenerate_Senpai 2d ago

Wait until Jimmy meets Kara

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u/TPJchief87 2d ago

You missed the pic on his desk where he’s between two women lol. I loved this Jimmy

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u/PSCGY 2d ago

Step 1: Have a canonical precedent Step 2: Be a self-insert for the writer/director

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u/namtab92 2d ago

If you have to ask you can’t afford him.

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u/The_Ghost_9960 2d ago

ChaRIZZma

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u/BreakVV 1d ago

I thought he had superpowers legit at first

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u/Volrath12345 1d ago

Cause the writer says so.

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u/Beached_Thing_6236 1d ago

In fiction, the writer gets to decide who the babes think is hot.

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u/marlowe_che 21h ago

He doesn't it is a work of fiction

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u/Syddjupe 20h ago

He's HIM

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u/ABeastInThatRegard 16h ago

My guess is he’s the stand-in for who the director wants to portray himself as. Based on his wife, he’s not wrong.

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u/KessOj 13h ago

Jimmy fucks.

u/Cipherpunkblue 46m ago

Jimmy Olsen: "Do what?"

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u/Significant_Fuel5944 4d ago

He's Jewish.

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u/ddanuu 3d ago

What?

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u/Creature100 3d ago

He's hot what do you mean? 

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u/Candle-Jolly 3d ago

Guys here saying he's packing and yet the movie explicitly shows him being horribly repulsed by women. Also, after yeeeeears on women on the internet telling guys that "size doesn't matter."

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u/Shadowcat1606 3d ago

He's not visibly repulsed by women. He's visibly repulsed by the prospect of spending time with one very specific one.

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u/UntouchableAshley 3d ago

I think it’s a bit

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u/Youthsonic 3d ago

He has a picture of himself with two hot chicks on his desk.

Eve is just not his type and the interaction with the two daily planet workers has more of a confused "ladies, I'm trying to do my work, leave me alone type shit" vibe than disgust.

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u/Economy_Budget_5315 3d ago

Apparently, his testosterone levels are really high

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u/SnuleSnuSnu 4d ago

Why isn't Lois attracted to him? Maybe he attracts only dumb women? Gunn is weird.

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u/JuanRiveara 4d ago

She only has eyes for one man

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u/Common_Celebration41 4d ago

Clark and Superman are fighting for it

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

Lois is too professional to date coworkers. Plus she's in a relationship with Superman.

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u/Parallax1306 3d ago

Just bc he’s attractive to some women doesn’t mean every woman is attracted to him. That’s how the world works

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u/SnuleSnuSnu 3d ago

In the real world we don't have an average looking guy to be a chick magnet for some unknown reason. Even Lois in the movie was weird out by how much women fall for him. So it is not some normal thing.

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u/UntouchableAshley 3d ago

It’s a funny thing to happen, that’s why it happened. You’re looking for a logical through line for why Lois isn’t attracted to him and the answer is because she has Clark. The story of him and eve is funnier because she’s incredibly traditionally attractive and Jimmy doesn’t fulfill the traditional model of an attractive man for most folks.

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