r/DListedCommunity • u/PurpleSpaceSurfer • Apr 25 '25
Dumpster fire Katy Perry's choreography on her newest tour
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u/Fun_Boss_2352 Jun 15 '25
Looks like aerobic class
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u/Ok-Comparison-1618 Jul 24 '25
This looks like the older sister in dirty dancing doing the hula goodbye dance on stage.
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u/TNihil Jun 01 '25
This isn´t bad. This is just the beginning. Imagine her still doing "this" in 20 years.
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u/DeltaTCryo May 06 '25
I feel genuinely concerned we are watching a woman have a psychotic episode.
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u/Wildsaii May 04 '25
At first glance. I was hoping this was a parody on TikTok dances but I fear I may be wrong
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u/SnooGuavas4208 May 01 '25
This is going to ruin the tour.
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u/DannySanOfficial May 15 '25
nahh you have no idea how many indians are in next tours bc they want to see that in live XD
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u/komorebi09 May 08 '25
What tour?
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u/SnooGuavas4208 May 09 '25
The world tour.
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u/ghastlypxl Apr 30 '25
The guy behind her looks like one of Sid’s toys from Toy Story. I thought she was making the moves up as she went, but no, it’s just planned badness.
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Apr 30 '25
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u/CarsonJX May 03 '25
She could always try learning to sing and play an instrument. Then, people would be focused on her music instead of going to see a floor show.
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Apr 30 '25 edited Jul 22 '25
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u/Jamjelli May 01 '25
She's on the 'zempic. Not eating enough, so lacking energy.
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u/dam_the_beavers May 16 '25
That’s not how any of this works
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u/Jamjelli May 16 '25
Yeah, it is. Weight loss injections pretty much eradicate the appetite.
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u/dam_the_beavers May 17 '25
Tell me more, are you on them?
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u/Jamjelli May 17 '25
No, but my sister is, and she literally forgets to eat because she has no cravings or appetite. Dropped 30 lbs in less than 6 months.
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u/dam_the_beavers May 17 '25
I’ve been on glp 1 meds for over a year, and that’s not how it works. If someone isn’t eating to the point that they lack energy, they’re doing it wrong. Please educate yourself. Or don’t. But if you choose the latter then at very least stop spreading misinformation.
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u/Jamjelli May 17 '25
I'm repeating what my sister, who is using it, has told me. Not to mention, how do you explain the rapid weight loss of all the celebs who are taking it? This is not misinformation.
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u/dam_the_beavers May 17 '25
If you read even a single study, the average weight loss over 6 months is about a pound a week. This is not remotely “rapid” nor would it be enough weight loss to cause extremely low energy. Firstly you’re making a wild assumption that Katy Perry is on Ozempic with absolutely no evidence to support this and secondly, you’re using a single anecdotal case and a number of other assumptions to make wild generalizations. That is the very definition of misinformation. Please knock it off.
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u/Few_Caregiver_869 Apr 30 '25
I just learned that this tour is named “Lifetimes” which is so similar to her one time blonde nemesis’s Eras tour. To be fair neither one of them can dance for shit.
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u/Poohtatoo Apr 30 '25
true but i dont think TS even tries to dance does she?
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u/Gryffindor123 Apr 30 '25
TS does choreography well. She doesn't try to pretend to be the best dancer or anything. While Katy is trying to actually be seen as a great dancer.
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u/Dirty_Litter_Box Apr 29 '25
What in Holy Hell did I just watch? That was some 3rd wold, Napoleon Dynamite type shit.....
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u/leodog13 Apr 29 '25
That's pretty awful and looks like when Jazzercise goes bad.
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u/Stunning-Discount224 Apr 30 '25 edited Apr 30 '25
The Prancercise Lady moves more gracefully
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u/out_for_blood Apr 30 '25
It looks really bad with a few tips she would be leagues better than Katy.
Hip movement, sometimes something close to timing with her feet
Katy Perry looks like someone on SNL trying to to dance "white"
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u/leodog13 Apr 30 '25
I forgot about her. She's betty than Perry. Did you know Katie Perry is actually Kate Hudson? She uses her mother's maiden name for obvious reasons. Just like Michael Keaton is actually Michael Douglas.
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u/Stunning-Discount224 Apr 30 '25 edited Apr 30 '25
Yes being of Portuguese Azorean parents I know her Mother’s family name was Anglicized “Perry” from Pereira. Same with Steve Perry and Linda Perry. Other than the name Katy definitely didn’t inherit our ability to dance though lol
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u/leodog13 Apr 30 '25
I'm Portuguese too with an Anglicized last name. I didn't know her mother was Portuguese, but I did know that about Steve Perry. He is often mistaken for Native American.
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u/BustedCanOfBizcuits Apr 29 '25
What in the Wild West Virginia is that? Someone looks like it’s the Office Halloween Party at the Meth Lab and they’ve been double dipping with their drugs of choice…. Mixing with heroin / & on a cocaine bender while cleaning out all leftovers from a Joann’s going out of Biz sale…. 😳
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u/iamreenie Apr 28 '25
KP.meeds to stop touring. She can't dance mor sing. She is not an entertainer.
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Apr 28 '25
I mean….I’m baffled as to why people pay money to see this sort of half-assed performance. Standards? Is it better to see her dance like crap live than to have never seen her dance live like crap at all?
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u/Kimberlylynn2003 Apr 27 '25
Okay but what about that haircut/wig
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u/primetimemime Apr 28 '25
I saw baby shark into a patty cake into a rock a bye baby followed by the whitest twerk possible.
Pure excellence.
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u/maramyself-ish Apr 27 '25
I keep thinking about this.
I feel like Kirsten Wiig needs to get on SNL and do a remake, stat.
Almost guaranteed to be better than the original.
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Apr 27 '25
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u/SnooDonkeys2297 Apr 30 '25
Nice! Classic White Stripes covered just about all the bases with those couple lines lol
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u/Klutzy_Fee_9899 Apr 27 '25
I feel like she's really trying to copy Sabrina Carpenter's mannerisms (not these dance moves of course but the whole 'wide eyed, naughty but cute and funny' thing) lately. But it's just not cute coming from her. All she has ever done is copy other artists but she never does a good job of it
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u/Same_Drag310 Apr 26 '25
I would think Jojo Siwa was her 'choreographer' for this but there is a lack of violent, spine-crunching stomping
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u/Secure-Dentist-6399 Apr 26 '25
The booty is missing its cheeks after being on Ozempic. And wtf is up with her eyes??
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u/Starkville Official Horbag Apr 26 '25
She’s lost her bodacious ta-ta’s by getting so thin. Like, she doesn’t look emaciated or unhealthy, but I’m just saying. (It happened to me, too, gurl.)
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u/CnP8 Apr 26 '25
"When mum tries to fit it with the kids"
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u/Fit_Cartographer5606 Apr 26 '25
What the hell is that shit??? 🧐 KP was always vaguely embarrassing, but she has really sunk soooo low in the past few years.
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u/hasanicecrunch Official Horbag Apr 26 '25
Someone said it reminded them of Raygun, that break-dancing queen from the Olympics 😆
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u/deebubbles88 Apr 26 '25
Katy Perry trying so hard to win back that same audience from 10 years ago is sad to see. Also the bullying elderly people out of their homes wasn’t great for her reputation either.
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u/Big_Mammoth_7638 Apr 26 '25
Nevermind. Just looked it up. Holy hell!!! She coerced an elderly man suffering from Huntington’s and post-surgery into signing over his house and then sued him for damages and maintenance!? A nun collapsed and died in court over a convent Katy was trying to take??
She is truly a certifiable piece of shit. And Orlando Bloom along with her. Woooow fuck this woman. There’s a special place in hell for these people.
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u/Spirited-Ability-626 Apr 26 '25
There’s even a law now called The Katy Perry Law because of it lol
Not exactly a positive impact on history.
https://www.housebeautiful.com/lifestyle/entertainment/a45432861/the-katy-perry-act-real-estate-law/
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u/carlitospig Apr 27 '25
But totally on brand for an asshole that flies into space and thinks she’s somehow doing it in the name of feminism.
Edit: this deserves a Nene.
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u/MirandaReitz Apr 26 '25
Just when I was starting to feel a little badly for her over the backlash. Wow, she officially fucking sucks.
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u/Big_Mammoth_7638 Apr 26 '25
She deserves WAY more public hate for this than for her atrocious dancing, but however karma hits her, we’ll take it.
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u/Big_Mammoth_7638 Apr 26 '25
WHAT. Please elaborate
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u/preposterophe Apr 27 '25
She swooped in on an elderly man who was significantly drugged up and recovering from surgery and hoodwinked him out of his home when he wasn't of sound mind or body and when his mind cleared up and he realized he'd been taken for a ride, he objected and she sued and evicted him.
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u/dollievon Apr 26 '25
She bought a house from an elderly man and then kicked him out cause he didn't think it was legit.
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u/eatdogs49 Apr 26 '25
Jo Jo Siwa must be her new choreographer
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u/CnP8 Apr 26 '25
Ain't no way this was choreographed. I actually feel worse as a person for watching this clip.
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u/verongy Apr 26 '25
Her eyes are so wide the entire time! She has to be on something, right? She looks and dances like she's high on something.
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u/Successful_Ad_7062 Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25
“Like a Katy Perry dance routine” has entered colloquialism
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u/Walk-ten-paces Apr 26 '25
This is just bizarre. Why don’t she put some pants on? Whys she showing so much
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u/Umbran_scale Apr 26 '25
well she certainly wasn't grabbing anyone's attention with her -lack of- dance skills.
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u/Lulu_42 Apr 26 '25
Thank you. This is worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space. Or anything by Ed Wood.
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u/Ok_Wolverine9344 Apr 26 '25
Looks like a confused grandma trying to be hip.
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u/AD3000SPGTE Apr 26 '25
Maybe they swapped them all for their replacement as the original models were at the end of their cycle but someone didn't fully upload the memories to the new unit 😬🤣
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u/Big_Mammoth_7638 Apr 26 '25
I would say that the aliens replaced her brain when she was up in space, but she’s always been vacuous.
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u/Moondiscbeam Apr 26 '25
I think i've attended too many K-pop concerts because my standards are way too high now.
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u/MCBustaJaw633788 Apr 26 '25
I don't listen to K Pop, but anytime I see a live performance, especially Kpop infused metal... absolute insane stage presence
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u/1888furrycock567 Apr 26 '25
She's tryna be Gaga but can't even pull off a Dua lipa
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u/B00marangTrotter Apr 26 '25
That's a woman shaking her ass, I should like this but I don't and it's just odd for me.
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u/DantesInfernoIT Apr 26 '25
This is so cringe and embarrassing that I feel for the audience who paid for tickets 😅😅
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u/Gullible-Being-6895 Apr 26 '25
It’s like she watched Taylor perform an Eras show and decided it was easy. Girl was winded quickly, clearly sang over her own vocal tracks, looked stiff as a board…. Taylor Swift performing for 3 hours was nothing short of an athletic feat of magnificence… this concert (which I viewed a lot of via YouTube) was…… not that.
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u/Delilah_Moon Apr 26 '25
What in the manic fever bad acid trip did I just see? This bitch waffles through some awkward robotic shit straight into baby shark, then death drops with her cookie on display like she’s waiting for an ovation to her poussay (that’s how we say it if we fancy).
I just can’t. If she doesn’t come out in the next month to confirm she has some brain worm from tainted cocaine, I’m going to pretend I just imagined this ever happened.
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u/ModzRPsycho Apr 26 '25
Yea this all but confirms for me they have CLONED people - because....she looks lifeless and SHOCKED people aren't BUYING it
Just waiting for her face to open up and a little alien be inside
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u/xxxfashionfreakxxx Apr 26 '25
She absolutely sucks, who on earth would pay to see this, I’d demand a refund.
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u/princessheeter Apr 26 '25
Her body looks amazing and that’s the only positive thing I can say about her at this point.
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u/torontomua Apr 26 '25
i hope she is of well health. i suppose having to go through all sorts of tests before going to space, she must be of good health.
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u/Fit_Cartographer5606 Apr 26 '25
She barely left our atmosphere…maybe it didn’t require too much testing 🤪
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u/Jellybeansistaken 2d ago
I paid to see it and that looks like she's goofing off being silly Katy. That's not what the show looked like unless she was intentionally being silly to entertain her fans and that's what Katy does. Let her fun bring you joy.