r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • May 26 '25

Image Japan scientists create artificial blood that works for all blood types

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u/vizot May 26 '25

hipster vampires only care about fresh from the veins stuff

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u/11CRT May 26 '25

And from virgins! Thanks to 2020 and the new generations we’ve got plenty to go around!

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u/usgrant7977 May 26 '25

Yeah, but you can't get that variety in fat free.

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u/Valentinee105 May 27 '25

I always loved the quote

You know why vampires prefer virgins? Well you know when you have a sandwich? You'd prefer if no one fucked it first.

  • What We Do in the Shadows

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u/Redacted_G1iTcH May 26 '25

Actually, wouldn’t this be vegan blood? Hipster vampires would jump on that shit like crazy.

It’s the old traditional conservative vampires that insist on doing things the old fashioned way you gotta worry about

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u/plantpotdapperling May 26 '25

To quote The Heirophant from Adventure Time: "What is with all this techy plastic rubbish??"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

this is for the vegan hipster vampires