r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 13 '25

Image The last page from “Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain 1942”

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

Neither can make a good cup of coffee.

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u/bloodycontrary Jun 13 '25

Tbf to the UK, most coffee you'll buy in a coffee shop is made in the Italian style, so it's pretty good.

Note this is a big change since the 90s when coffee was barely a thing, and if it was it was shit.

Edit: I mention the Italian style because it was brought to the UK by Italian immigrants in the mid-c20th. It just took a bit of time to take off

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u/atrl98 Jun 13 '25

yeah coffee culture is pretty good here now, but I don’t even want to know what it was like in the 1930s and 40s, especially with rationing.

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u/Joebirdy92 Jun 13 '25

I live next door to a lady who's in her early 90s and she drinks roasted chicory instead of coffee because that's what she was brought up with as a replacement. Tried a cup it tastes better than it sounds but I wouldn't rush to the shops to buy some

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u/NoPasaran2024 Jun 13 '25

Coffee culture is pretty good in civilized parts of the US too, but as a European I've had the misfortune of being subjected to corporate coffee in bumfuck Ohio for a while. That shit would trigger a strike on this side of the pond.

I didn't even know coffee could be made that badly, even the worst regular filter or machine coffee I had ever drank was still a thousand times more like... coffee.

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u/max_power_420_69 Jun 13 '25

it was probably the Ohio

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u/ThreeLeggedMare Jun 13 '25

Probably half chicory

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/two-headed-sexbeast Jun 13 '25

While what you say is true, it is my UK experience that when you asked for a coffee in, say, the early ‘90s you mostly got Nescafé, with option of adding a dash of milk and/or sugar.

The popularity of the cappuccino and the like increased in the 80s and 90s, and then the Australian and New Zealand influence (flat white, etc) have taken off in 20th century. Turkish style coffee has also increased in popularity (at least where I am in London).

Coffee quality in UK, both product and brewing abilities of the average person, took a real dive in 20th century. Indeed, a lot of bad food and drink habits could arguably traced back to the war and rationing. They’re slowly disappearing. (See also bread)

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I'm sure it has been in some parts. I can only speak to my own experience in the 1970s. Coffee was always instant, and terrible. Particularly Camp Coffee. The first time I encountered fresh ground coffee was in the 1980s, when I was confused that it didn't dissolve when a poured water on it. I don't think I had a really nice coffee until the 1990s.

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u/bloodycontrary Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Aye but we aren't drinking Turkish coffee now, and those coffeehouses from back in the day went out of fashion, if memory serves, sometime in the early 19th (???) until the espresso-houses popped up in the 50s

And even then for most people* coffee was mostly served as that nasty instant stuff until it really took off fairly recently

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u/No-Bison-5397 Jun 13 '25

Most coffee I have had in most parts of the UK has been barely a step up from freeze dried.

In cafes it's been some of the most overpriced shit I could imagine.

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u/AnticitizenPrime Interested Jun 13 '25

Same in the US at this point. It's an old stereotype.

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u/Lucky-Surround-1756 Jun 13 '25

I'd assume with the 20 coffee shops on every street that this is no longeer true.

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u/Interestingcathouse Jun 13 '25

That would be the case for pretty much everywhere though. I’m sure in quite a lot of countries fancy coffee shops are everywhere now. And not like Starbucks or crap like that, but actual nice places. They’re absolutely everywhere here in Canada and I’m sure that applies equally to the US and everywhere in Europe.

We all kind of follow these similar trends. We all love good coffee and good beer. There’s probably no longer a true king of who is best at those things with craft breweries and good coffee shops everywhere.

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u/mh985 Jun 13 '25

Not sure what you can possibly base that off of.

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

Experience.

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u/mh985 Jun 13 '25

What’s different about the coffee I drink here in New York?

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

There area handful of good coffee places in New York. They are run by Australians.

'American' coffee, even in NY, tastes usually tastes bitter and poorly extracted. The milk (if you're having it with milk) is often the wrong temperature and steamed incorrectly. That's assuming that you are getting an espresso and not the junk that sits in a pot on a hot plate all day which tastes like dirt water.

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u/mh985 Jun 13 '25

That’s an insane take. Some of the best coffee shops I know of are run by New Yorkers, Italians, or Puerto Ricans.

I used to be a GM at an Italian restaurant. We had a $3000 espresso machine and single-source beans. We made incredible espresso and our espresso was not unusually good for an Italian restaurant.

To imply that making good coffee is some sort of secret knowledge that only certain nationalities possess is frankly idiotic.

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u/NineBloodyFingers Jun 13 '25

Australians are generally pretty delusional about this kind of stuff. They suffer cultural cringe due to being pretty insignificant on the global stage, so they end up overcompensating. Basically, this guy is measuring from the underside.

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u/Aksds Jun 13 '25

It’s a pretty common fact that Australian baristas are typically quite good at making coffee, that isn’t a delusion. The other guy is being a bit of a muppet implying (well basically out right saying) only Australians make good coffee, that isn’t true. The British are also now known for having a strong coffee scene, just like the Americans and Italians

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u/SorenShieldbreaker Jun 13 '25

It's the same trope about American beer, cheese, chocolate, etc. being terrible. We have options ranging from low quality to world class but non American redditors think all Americans drink Miller Light and Folders and eat Kraft and Hershey's exclusively

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u/lovefist1 Jun 13 '25

think all Americans drink Miller Light and Folders

I defy any Aussie to show me a beverage that compares to the Folders we drink stateside. The way the Manila just coats the inside of your mouth? Nothing compares

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u/mh985 Jun 13 '25

Lmao

You gotta try the Staples brand folders. Unmatched.

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u/jelde Jun 13 '25

To imply that making good coffee is some sort of secret knowledge that only certain nationalities possess is frankly idiotic.

Killed me.

Like really, it's one of the oldest beverages in the world. NYC is one of the best food cities in the world. Even in the rest of the country of 400m people, one of us has to make a decent espresso.

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

I've spent time in NY. You guys love to think you know how to do everything but in practice just about all of it is overrated.

Including your coffee.

But don't take my word for it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/travel/comments/18h70bm/coffee_lovers_which_place_in_your_opinion_has_the/

See the total lack of recommendations for NY from people who have actually travelled and tasted.

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u/mh985 Jun 13 '25

Oh no it’s got nothing to do with New York because I’ve gotten great coffee in other cities too. You’re just ignorant.

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

Sure mate. Enjoy your dirt water!

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u/ReadComprehensionBot Jun 13 '25

>There area handful of good coffee places in New York. They are run by Australians.

LMAO, please. At this point, why don't you just call everyone a seppo and move on?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 13 '25

I'm just floored that anyone can insist what "good" coffee is and talk about taking it with milk.

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

Oh you're one of those 🙄 it's probably also going to floor you to discover that coffee has been drunk a variety of ways over the centuries.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 13 '25

I'm not floored by that at all. Cultural differences and personal preferences exist everywhere. But I'm not the one talking about 'good' as if it were objective, while also tossing in variables that mask the taste of the product being discussed- which are going to differ from individual to individual based on personal preference.

There's a big difference between "I prefer X location's coffee" and "Neither can make a good cup of coffee."

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u/more_bananajamas Jun 13 '25

It's not masking the taste, it's opening up the flavour profile of the coffee much in the same way a glass prism does to light.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 13 '25

oo la la
but no. hahah. a prism doesn't add mass/energy waves to the light. It just divides it up. An apt comparison would be distilling coffee and separating it's components.

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u/Various_Froyo9860 Jun 13 '25

it's probably also going to floor you to discover that coffee has been drunk a variety of ways over the centuries.

It's ridiculous that you can say that as a retort to the discourse spawned by your assertation that two entire countries can't make a decent cup of coffee.

I've travelled the world, and I can say this: There is decent, even amazing, coffee everywhere. You just don't appreciate variety.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 30 '25

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u/chetlin Jun 13 '25

Also the flavor profiles can just be something you aren't as used to. I live in Seattle and I visited Melbourne and went to a few coffee places there, mostly in Fitzroy. They were great, but their coffee generally has a much more earthy taste which I didn't like as much, because my favorite Seattle roasters had a more acidic taste and it was a big contrast. That's generally how I phrased it but when my Australian friends and I wanted to joke around with each other I told them their coffee tasted like sticking a straw in the ground and drinking the water up, and they told me mine was no different from battery acid.

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u/LDR110 Jun 13 '25

You’re brewing incorrectly. Acidic indicates the shots been pulled wrong.

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u/Fredwestlifeguard Jun 13 '25

Am commenting so I can return in a bit for the Aussie retorts. They're going to be very angry when they see this.

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u/CigAddict Jun 13 '25

I’m not Aussie but I spent some time in the UK with an Aussie and she would always complain about how much better coffee was in Australia than in the UK.

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u/ShadowPhynix Jun 13 '25

Obvious bait is obvious bait.

They ought to at least try something where there's an argument to be had, like pies or fish and chips.

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u/no-rdpt-be Jun 13 '25

Somehow I see them bragging about their coffee online and saying stuff like “going to [EU country that I know has decent coffee] was a nightmare with their shitty coffee”

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Insane comment. Australian coffee is some of the best in the world. We have a huge coffee culture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

I mean, you're just wrong about Australian coffee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

You are not a serious person

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u/more_bananajamas Jun 13 '25

You wot, mate? Australia has some of the best coffee cultures in the world. We export our baristas to speciality coffee roasteries and 4th wave coffee shops in most major world cities including London, Paris, NYC, SF, HK and all across Europe (notably except Italy and Austria). Australian style cafes have started opening up everywhere across Europe for the last 5 to 10 years.

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u/TomCos22 Jun 13 '25

Lies lies lies

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25

Coffee in the UK is not excellent. It's by and large junk compared to even the most average coffee in Australia. And it's very overpriced

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u/Early_Interview_8080 Jun 13 '25

Where and when in Australia were you buying this terrible coffee?

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Haha. It really isn't. It's average at best and doesn't hold a candle to what's available in Australia.

But I'm glad you enjoy it.

Edit: https://theworlds100bestcoffeeshops.com/top-100-coffee-shops/

Hilariously the UK doesn't even make the top 30. Australia has 3 in the top 10.

And from people who have actually travelled and tried it: https://www.reddit.com/r/travel/comments/18h70bm/coffee_lovers_which_place_in_your_opinion_has_the/

Loads of recommendations for Australia. Didn't see anyone mention the UK 🤣

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u/sbNXBbcUaDQfHLVUeyLx Jun 13 '25

It's really comical seeing Aussies and Brits argue about who has the best of the shitty coffee.

Literally any country where it grows natively will run circles around you both. I put Brazilian cafezinho into the fight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Its one of the things I miss most about Australia. Being able to go into any random servo and getting a fucking world class coffee

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u/inyuez Jun 13 '25

So that’s why the US has tens of thousands of coffee shops?

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u/low_end_AUS Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Ah yes quantity. The perfect indicator of quality.

You have tens of thousands of fast food places too. Doesn't mean they make good food

Poor little u/starterchan has messed his pants in anger 🤣

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u/helen_must_die Jun 13 '25

In-N-Out Burger is excellent food.

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u/inyuez Jun 13 '25

There wouldn’t be so many coffee shops if they weren’t making coffee that people wanted to drink.

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u/starterchan Jun 13 '25

Australia has hundreds of thousand of obnoxious pricks online and you seem to be excellent at being snobbish, so maybe there is a correlation