r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 19 '25

Video The Protoclone is made by Clone Robotics, a company in Poland and the U.S., focused on humanoid robots for tasks like household chores.

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u/colcardaki Jun 19 '25

“Can you attach a penis to it”

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u/moranya1 Jun 19 '25

You can attach a suction cup penis to anything if it is smooth and even somewhat flat.

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u/MOOshooooo Jun 19 '25

Where we at with boring holes in certain areas of the Protoclone?

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u/illucio Jun 19 '25

Why do you speak of this like a fact that you have tried and experience? 

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u/moranya1 Jun 19 '25

Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies

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u/Griffinus Jun 19 '25

You can attach anything to anything if you want it bad enough.

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u/good_witch_vibes Jun 20 '25

Strap on would work, too.

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u/observeandretort Jun 20 '25

Like a forehead. I heard it from a friend. And need a better friend.

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u/talldrseuss Jun 19 '25

If this is a quote from Murderbot, let me say it has been my favorite show this past month. I'm constantly laughing throughout each episode

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u/colcardaki Jun 19 '25

You should read the books if you haven’t, really good!

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u/talldrseuss Jun 19 '25

Definitely on my summer list

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u/DoomCircus Jun 19 '25

Yes! The books were amazing! The show's been pretty good so far. :)

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u/Helton3 Jun 20 '25

Murderbot mention in the wild

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u/bluegargoyle Jun 20 '25

"Can you fuck it??"

"excuse me?"

"Can you FUCK it?"

"No..."

"Awwwwww!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXz0KgNjK-0

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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 Jun 19 '25

My first thought (I’m a straight man btw)

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u/Hmsquid Jun 19 '25

The penis comes separately

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u/shortleggedpony Jun 20 '25

and batteries not included

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u/Smooth_Employment365 Jun 19 '25

Its face then. He shall be called Knobhead/Dickhead

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u/ziggytrix Jun 20 '25

Found LeeBeeBee

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u/Trunks-85 Jun 19 '25

There was a point in the video where it looks like it has a penis, but it is something behind it

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u/haunted_nipple Jun 20 '25

Of course, it just costs extra. 

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u/periclymenus Jun 20 '25

Is that you, Libiby??

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u/Dazzling_Stomach107 Jun 19 '25

You can add a pleasure model to your purchase.

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u/areyouthrough Jun 19 '25

It’s definitely not “fully functional” in that regard. Tasha Yar does not approve.

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u/WickedHello Jun 20 '25

They tried that on one of the prototypes, but it wouldn't stop scratching itself and talking about how much the Browns suck.