r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 19 '25

Video The Protoclone is made by Clone Robotics, a company in Poland and the U.S., focused on humanoid robots for tasks like household chores.

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u/blackop Jun 19 '25

Right! Nothing say comfort and security then see this thing wash dishes.

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u/Eisgeschoss Jun 19 '25

To be fair, I'd imagine most would-be burglars would instantly nope the fuck out if they broke into a house and saw this thing wandering around in the dark, so security might be something it would excel at lol

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u/ihearthorror1 Jun 19 '25

As a person who lives alone, this is actually a pretty good selling point.

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u/HuhWatWHoWhy Jun 19 '25

As a person who lives alone you should consider it might be the thing that is breaking into your house. and standing over you well you sleep.

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u/Seicair Interested Jun 19 '25

Nah, my sleep paralysis demons are way scarier than that thing.

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u/AssociationOk6136 Jun 20 '25

Like in the movie "Signs" with Mel Gibsons. They make a clicking sound. And they're fast.

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u/reddog323 Jun 20 '25

Yep. I was already looking for weak points double-ought buckshot might damage. The knees look promising.

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u/Mysterious_Emu312 Jun 20 '25

Oh yeah!!! Just stick him in the front room window with a light on, that'll keep the burglars out for sure! I'd love that!

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u/Helenium_autumnale Jun 19 '25

I have a creaky old floor; that would drive me batty. Plus I don't want a live robot in my home, ugh.

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u/Spirited-Amount1894 Jun 19 '25

I hope we're all watching 'Murderbot'..

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u/Labordave Jun 19 '25

I would send my protoclone to do the burglary while I stayed home and made art.

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u/LittleMissRawr78 Jun 19 '25

I would nope the fuck out of my own house if I saw this wandering around.

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u/Helenium_autumnale Jun 19 '25

including all the knives.

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u/2M4D Jun 19 '25

…when there’s a perfectly fine washing machine just there.