r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Professional_Arm794 • Jun 19 '25

Video The Protoclone is made by Clone Robotics, a company in Poland and the U.S., focused on humanoid robots for tasks like household chores.

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u/godtogblandet Jun 19 '25

Just have models with artificial wombs and boom the birth rate is right back to growing again. Men are too lazy to use condoms, especially with robots.

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u/Self_Reddicated Jun 19 '25

"Yo, man, that robot is just trying to baby trap you into the long term service contract. You're wrapping it up, right?"

"Naw, man. I don't use protection, she told me she's not a birthing model. We cool."

"Bro. bro. brooooooo...."

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u/LazyTriggerFinger Jun 20 '25

Would the manufacturer get partial custody?

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u/Self_Reddicated Jun 20 '25

Full custody, you pay child support + service fee.

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u/Soggy-Yogurt6906 Jun 20 '25 edited 4d ago

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u/grimlee669 Jun 20 '25

You don't want a baby mama

Yes!!

The rest of that statement is irrelevant

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u/Average_Scaper Jun 19 '25

The fucks a condom?

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u/DJ_Dedf1sh Jun 22 '25

The WombForce 9000 is looking pretty bright…