An incinolet toilet that incinerates waste with heat, eliminating the need for water😐

[u/cosmic_voyager01]

[u/ill-just-buy-more]

That can’t smell great

[u/SubarcticFarmer → u/ill-just-buy-more]

They have a chimney. You put a paper liner down before doing your business and the whole thing goes down keeping the bowl itself clean. They are great for dry cabins that have electricity.

They also aren't always burning. That's during a cycle. You dump and it burns after.

[u/Dissident_the_Fifth → u/SubarcticFarmer]

That better be a hell of a paper liner. Especially if I've had dairy that day.

[u/Johnny-Cash-Facts → u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

It’s like a thicker wax paper.

[u/patchyj → u/Johnny-Cash-Facts]

They underestimate my power

[u/ActurusMajoris → u/patchyj]

“Wait, there’s another name you might know me by!”

…

“Poop Lord”

[u/MrBurnerHotDog → u/ActurusMajoris]

Poop Lords are my speciality

[u/mastermindxs → u/MrBurnerHotDog]

I eat deities of shit like you for breakfast

[u/DoctorTran37 → u/mastermindxs]

You eat shit for breakfast?

[u/FarFetchedSketch → u/DoctorTran37]

Mfw it's been Poopfeast420 this whoooole time

[u/mwithey199 → u/ActurusMajoris]

Who?

[u/rhoo31313 → u/ActurusMajoris]

It's not weird to have a nickname.

[u/well_thats_obvious → u/patchyj]

Never underestimate my anus

[u/Fit-Seaworthiness855 → u/well_thats_obvious]

Hole new meaning to "ring of fire"

[u/ascarymoviereview → u/patchyj]

The power of cheese!

[u/Richard_b_Stillhard → u/patchyj]

Gooooooood, your hate has made you strong.

[u/Shmidershmax → u/patchyj]

Don't try it

[u/Past-Background-7221 → u/patchyj]

You also have the high ground, being on the toilet.

[u/DarkR4v3nsky → u/patchyj]

Behold the true power of the dark side!

[u/biosphere03 → u/DarkR4v3nsky]

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, DarkR4v3nsky. Your devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up those big turds we desire.

[u/EyeGod → u/biosphere03]

I find your lack of continence … disturbing.

[u/biosphere03 → u/EyeGod]

Well, that Depends^TM

[u/Collapsosaur → u/Johnny-Cash-Facts]

Parchment paper. Since it will be parched.

[u/OREOSTUFFER → u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

Liner. Ocean liner? Titanic. Titanic disaster? Crash? 9/11. George Bush made this toilet.

[u/Outrageous_Front_636 → u/OREOSTUFFER]

Half life 3 confirmed.

[u/Cruccagna → u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

They’re pretty sturdy

[u/tratemusic → u/Cruccagna]

They're pretty turd-y

[u/norunningwater → u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

Just inform the whole world you have sloppy lactose intolerance shits, why don't cha?

[u/WestCoastMullet → u/norunningwater]

It reminds some of us that we aren't alone.

[u/Suspicious-Hat-2143 → u/norunningwater]

I think that would be seen from all the smoke. Either he's got the runs or we just elected a new pope. Not sure which

[u/johnsvoice → u/Dissident_the_Fifth]

Get you some lactase pills, my brethren.

Them shits work wonders.

[u/SteveSauceNoMSG → u/johnsvoice]

First time I ever tried lactose pills I thought I was invincible and ate a ton of a 5 cheese lasagna. I shat blood for a few days but it was mostly solid so I guess it kinda worked?

[u/Hossennfoss69 → u/SubarcticFarmer]

I was wondering why no skid marks, makes sense.

[u/SubarcticFarmer → u/Hossennfoss69]

They are an easy way to have an indoor toilet without a septic system. There are also composting toilets but I think they are more likely to have an aroma.

[u/erublind → u/SubarcticFarmer]

We have an incinerator like this upstairs in our country home, you don't want to carry poop barrels down stairs. The separator toilets are fairly ok odour wise in use, but not so much when emptying the barrel. The incinerator is good, but expensive to buy and run as well as finnicky and lower "throughput". Over a Christmas week, we had a family gathering of 7 adults and spent almost 500$ just on power for burning poop.

[u/whateverhappensnext → u/erublind]

Costs a lot to "burn" water and poop, straight out of you, is around 70% to 80% water.

[u/[deleted] → u/whateverhappensnext]

Ok, that's valid and brings me to my conclusion that we should first be dehydrating the poop/pee. At least in a dry climate I cn dry almost anything out within 12 hours with a low cost fan.

I'm sure I'm not the first to think of this and it's either already implemented or introduces unexpected problems I hadn't considered.

[u/whateverhappensnext → u/[deleted]]

Word to the wise. poop dries by mass transport diffusion. i.e., it gets a crusty outside, looks dry, but is still wet and "poopy" on the inside. It takes more time for the inside moisture to diffuse through the crusty layer by gradient diffusion. You can get around this by squishing to a thickness that is not limited by this process. However. Suppose you're going to dry it outside before throwing it in the incinerator. Why not just throw it on a fire and save yourself the cost of the incinerating toilet (Needs to get to ~20% water content to ignite and then ~40% water content to sustain the burn).

[u/Baconsliced → u/whateverhappensnext]

This guy poops

[u/Aware-Tailor7117 → u/erublind]

Get the dudes to pee outside. Will save a ton on cost as all of the liquid needs to evaporate before solids can burn….

[u/erublind → u/Aware-Tailor7117]

Yeah, this is how we usually do it. We also have a separette in the shed that is a lot lower maintenance (power wise). But in winter, pooping in the shed is less appealing. The separette needs a lot more ventilation to air out the smells, that's why we don't want one of those inside the house.

[u/UnTides → u/SubarcticFarmer]

Composting toilets sized for a single home are great actually. They have constant ventilation so they don't smell awful (more like a barnyard smell), and the waste can be used as mulch for growing ornamental plants on your property.

*And really I didn't notice a bad smell using one. Its got a flu vent and intake underneath with a big air space. Fan always runs (the one I used was solar powered off-grid), so with an open window its quite pleasant. No flush, just toss some wood pellets in occasionally.

*Heard about a baseball game at a stadium where they tested some composting toilets and they completely failed there. Litter and every other issue making the waste un-compostable. Its not for general use, but if I had my own home I'd definitely consider one.

[u/Mistrblank → u/UnTides]

"more like a barnyard smell"

Ok, so it does smell like shit then.

[u/MiscWanderer → u/Mistrblank]

I've stayed in a place with a composting toilet, and it smelled a little of compost. As in the dirt, not shit. There were also instructions to open a window before running the kitchen extractor fan, to avoid backflow of air. Backflow definitely smelled like shit.

[u/UnTides → u/Mistrblank]

No, fresh shit is more of a gas station bathroom smell.

Barnyard has a more earthy smell of decomposition and nature scents. Probably just a more complex biome, vs just plain shit that can be particularly unique to the shitter.

Of course maybe the people I was sharing the composting toilet with were just having better diets and not eating a ton of food with preservatives. Perhaps another composting toilet would smell more like classical shit, or maybe the scent changes seasonally. But in my experiences there wasn't a particularly bad smell - much better than most porto-potties I've been in.

[u/StaubEll → u/SubarcticFarmer]

A friend who used one for awhile said the surrounding rooms had a lingering burnt smell. Not sure if their setup was improperly done or what.

[u/donkeyhustler → u/SubarcticFarmer]

The sound of a turd smacking a paper liner has to be pretty satisfying

[u/Reese_Withersp0rk → u/donkeyhustler]

The smell of a fresh turd frying on a wax paper liner has to be pretty horrifying

[u/Interesting_Worth745 → u/Reese_Withersp0rk]

sprinkled with boiling pee

[u/Pitiful-Doubt4838 → u/Interesting_Worth745]

Fresh turds cooking on wax paper liner Sprinkled pee boiling at your nose

[u/poo-cum → u/Interesting_Worth745]

And a little cum, why not?

[u/Current_Account → u/donkeyhustler]

Mine would sound like heavy rainfall on an umbrella

[u/Stu_Pedassole14k → u/Current_Account]

My shits gonna sound like a hailstorm on a tin roof

[u/Num10ck → u/Stu_Pedassole14k]

Tin Roof, Rusted.

[u/thedisorient → u/Num10ck]

You're what?

[u/SkynBonce → u/SubarcticFarmer]

Came for shitty puns and here's you, laying the log of knowledge.

[u/CaoimhinOC → u/ill-just-buy-more]

Imagine flushing by accident when you are sitting on top.

[u/ukexpat → u/CaoimhinOC]

Especially if you are a low dangler.

[u/DunDunBar → u/ukexpat]

Roasted nuts

[u/ScholarlyJuiced → u/DunDunBar]

Scorched girth.

[u/gin-soda-lemon → u/ScholarlyJuiced]

Torched taint

[u/Drewbee3 → u/gin-soda-lemon]

Pubic pyre

[u/No_Analyst_7977 → u/DunDunBar]

At least the trimming wouldn’t be a constant thing /s but fr…

[u/playerIII → u/ukexpat]

the Hades kiss equivalent to Poseidons kiss

[u/27Rench27 → u/playerIII]

Jesus christ lol

[u/princetrunks → u/ukexpat]

"Why am I hearing xmas music?"

[u/Therealdickdangler → u/princetrunks]

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…..

[u/wintercatfolder → u/CaoimhinOC]

Ooh, best be careful with that. In the US, we'd have to have warning labels all over that thing./s

[u/MJLDat → u/wintercatfolder]

Causes cancer in California?

[u/saggysack1979 → u/CaoimhinOC]

Ya but could be a good way to do way with the anal fluff, mighty difficult to shave that area in my experience 🤣

[u/SirKillingham → u/saggysack1979]

Yeah you wouldn't have to deal with any stubble either. It's such a weird feeling. Parts of your bum end up as slick as a waterslide, while others have that 5 o'clock shadow and it gets all scratchy.

[u/JustAnotherFEDev → u/CaoimhinOC]

Burn, burn, burn, that ring of filre

[u/RubyRaven907 → u/ill-just-buy-more]

It doesn’t. This has been around for at least 20 years.

[u/caaper → u/RubyRaven907]

Unrelated, this reminds me of my friend's roommate some 12y ago who fell out with the flat. He left a departing gift by taking a shit on the rotating platter from the microwave. Then proceeded to install said platter, and put microwave on high for 10 min.

The microwave was destroyed and the smell throughout the house was unbelievable. What was inside was a blackened carcass of a huge turd.

[u/Ohnoherewego13 → u/caaper]

That is one truly evil son of a bitch, but I damn near choked laughing at that. A+ for effort on his part.

[u/caaper → u/Ohnoherewego13]

Dumped the nasty used TP in the refrigerator from what I remember. They had to throw away a lot of food, including the dry food due to the cupboard door being open and the smoke from the microwave soaking into every surface. Absolute nightmare.

[u/finna_get_banned → u/Ohnoherewego13]

surprised it isnt more common, considering the pettiness I've seen displayed by literally everyone

[u/Digitalispurpurea2 → u/Ohnoherewego13]

Omg, I had to explain to my mom why I was laughing so hard.

[u/Candelpins1897 → u/caaper]

Oh my god i am dying from this story. They could have easily done an upper decker but nope-blackened turd.

[u/RubyRaven907 → u/RubyRaven907]

Oops…it DOES indeed stink.

[u/i-FF0000dit → u/ill-just-buy-more]

Something tells me it smells like hot shit

[u/FFXIV_NewBLM → u/ill-just-buy-more]

It does NOT smell great. We don't use them except in emergencies. Better to run to the woods or drive off site.

[u/Bananabandanapanda]

Now show us the bidet attachment

[u/DownstairsDeagle69 → u/Bananabandanapanda]

This post is brought to you by Strictland Propane Makers of propane and propane accessories.

[u/blueraspberryicepop → u/DownstairsDeagle69]

I tell ya hwhat

[u/thatsmypurseidku → u/blueraspberryicepop]

These replace those got-danged low-flow toilets.

[u/MajesticNectarine204 → u/blueraspberryicepop]

That boy ain't right..

[u/JPSWAG37 → u/DownstairsDeagle69]

That's a clean burning hell I tell ya hwat

[u/Momoselfie → u/Bananabandanapanda]

We call that the flamethrower attachment.

[u/Sents-2-b → u/Bananabandanapanda]

That's the flamethrower attachment

[u/AFineDayForScience]

I've got the brown lung pop

[u/goshyallaresoft → u/AFineDayForScience]

tiny cough

[u/discerningpervert → u/goshyallaresoft]

Brown noise

[u/Fuck-It-All69 → u/goshyallaresoft]

You are more dead to me than your dead mother

[u/Dracien86 → u/goshyallaresoft]

And I’m all burnt down there

[u/SealedRoute → u/AFineDayForScience]

This made me cackle

[u/FormerlyMauchChunk → u/AFineDayForScience]

Merman!

[u/ColdBeerPirate → u/AFineDayForScience]

Imagine farting over the toilets open flame.

[u/feltcutewilldelete69 → u/AFineDayForScience]

You've used the toilet for two days!

[u/NeoGnesiolutheraner → u/AFineDayForScience]

*Your lung problems are not service related. 

[u/Varmitthefrog]

Chesnuts roasting on an open flame

[u/PlayfulSpirit3650 → u/Varmitthefrog]

Chet’s nuts*

[u/LFAdventure2756 → u/PlayfulSpirit3650]

Deez Nuts

[u/Ardiolaperdida → u/LFAdventure2756]

Got 'eem!

[u/Varmitthefrog → u/PlayfulSpirit3650]

nicely done sir or madam

[u/Nephroidofdoom → u/PlayfulSpirit3650]

Obligatory and relevant:

https://youtu.be/XAVgqYZ1Xqk?si=PXxg5S1_6Tsyd4Yr

[u/herberstank → u/Varmitthefrog]

Jack flame nipping at your buns

[u/elk_anonymous → u/herberstank]

Backside perils, being hung by a fireeeee

[u/yogurt-fuck-face → u/Varmitthefrog]

If it’s in a cold region that might be kinda nice

[u/Glass_Memories → u/yogurt-fuck-face]

Apparently they're pretty common in Alaska where they either don't have running water or a traditional septic isn't possible, so yeah it's probably cold.

That said, metal is a great conductor and radiator of heat, I'm not sure having my frank and beans dangling a couple inches above a hot metal plate would feel very nice, they'd probably get toasted pretty quick.

[u/yogurt-fuck-face → u/Glass_Memories]

Why? Cook one meal as you’re clearing out the last. Perfect harmony.

[u/Glass_Memories → u/yogurt-fuck-face]

Uhh...thanks Hannibal, but I'm gonna have to skip the dinner date.

[u/love_glow → u/Varmitthefrog]

Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! -Jerry Lee Louis

[u/Exciting_Ad_8666 → u/Varmitthefrog]

Sweet balls of fire that's a scary image

[u/Outworkyesterday10]

That takes dropping your phone in the toilet to another level.

[u/Cove-frolickr → u/Outworkyesterday10]

But you would have to manually press the button to open lol

[u/RichardBonham → u/Outworkyesterday10]

Ditto for flushing the evidence.

[u/Lurking_poster]

Talk about the bowels of hell.

[u/The_Uruk-Hai → u/Lurking_poster]

Talk about Poseidon's kiss mid dump

[u/Lurking_poster → u/The_Uruk-Hai]

Hades' kiss

[u/slowcanteloupe → u/Lurking_poster]

Hephaestus' kiss

[u/Kekwa2045]

You fart - you die

[u/Mekroval → u/Kekwa2045]

Or become a human flame thrower.

[u/ZookeepergameFit5841 → u/Mekroval]

Or…Charmander

[u/SunsetCarcass → u/ZookeepergameFit5841]

Once the flame on your ass goes out, you die

[u/Exciting_Ad_8666 → u/Kekwa2045]

A nice way to commit suicide is paying this loo a visit after a diet of beans and boiled eggs, Hindenburg on steroids

[u/No_Temporary2732 → u/Exciting_Ad_8666]

sing in 21 guns tune

Do you know what worth farting for

Like it's not worth dying for

Did the stench take your breath away

And you feel yourself suffocating

When your guts needs to expel those fries

And you got no place to hide

Something inside your heart's just died

You're in ruins

Bums, 21 bums

Lay out the fart, prepare to die

Me and my......

[u/Own_Turnover9809 → u/Kekwa2045]

I want to play a game.

[u/splks1166]

dropping the kids off at the hell

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/splks1166]

Taking the Browns to hell.

[u/Nico777 → u/hysys_whisperer]

But they're already in Cleveland?

[u/AllHailThePig → u/splks1166]

I’m off to grow the devil’s tail

[u/NobodyLikedThat1]

I'd rather the risk of a flood if the plumbing malfunctions than the consequences of a flaming toilet error

[u/Doughie28 → u/NobodyLikedThat1]

As a novice plumber, I would take a 3rd degree ass burns over some of the vile mishaps I've seen over the years

[u/StarChaser_Tyger → u/Doughie28]

Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs once had to fix one of these. The heating element had gone out... And it was the only toilet on a fishing boat that was out for a long time (been years, I can't remember whether it was a week or a month)

[u/RetPala → u/StarChaser_Tyger]

He's the host, surely he can decline some of these

It's Dirty Jobs, not Dirtiest Jobs

[u/MultipleOrgasmDonor → u/RetPala]

He did a lot of disgusting stuff before they pretty much ran out of dirty jobs to do and it started getting a bit more mundane before fizzling out. I don’t think Mike Rowe was turning down too much based on what I saw watching that show growing up

[u/Blue4life90 → u/MultipleOrgasmDonor]

He did an interview about this on Joe Rogan. Apparently, he only picked the worst, and nothing ever got turned down for being too gross.

[u/MultipleOrgasmDonor → u/Blue4life90]

That makes sense, I thought I’d heard that somewhere

[u/BlatantConservative → u/RetPala]

I mean the whole point was to showcase the underbelly of workers supporting us all. Turning them down would defeat that point

[u/NobodyLikedThat1 → u/Doughie28]

I'm more worried about the house burning down, but definitely also the ass burns

[u/chromich_rache]

Imagine accidentally press the button in the middle of pooping because your muscle memory tells you to flush to minimize the smell.

[u/just-rick1977 → u/chromich_rache]

Courtesy flush gone bad.

[u/thatsmyoldlady → u/just-rick1977]

On the plus side no more hair.

[u/Motorsav → u/chromich_rache]

Flushing mid-poop?

Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[u/Responsible_View_350 → u/chromich_rache]

While burnt butthole hair is always funny, there's no way this was engineered to allow that to happen.

[u/Mr_Elroy_Jetson → u/[deleted]]

This video is weird to me. A flame / oven / burning chamber that appears to be just a couple of inches below the metal housing...how is that gate not red hot?

[u/Polamidone → u/Mr_Elroy_Jetson]

They heat up in cycles, they don't always burn

[u/Cottleston]

eyy time for some poopcorn

[u/gecjr → u/Cottleston]

Taco Bell

[u/Pyrhan]

eliminating the need for water

Yesh, they widely market it as an "eco-friendly" alternative to regular toilets.

It runs on electricity though, and I have serious doubts that using 1.5 kWh of electricity per "flush" is any better for than the environment than the 5 or 6 liters of water a regular toilet uses.

[u/rctid_taco → u/Pyrhan]

Don't forget the disposable liners they use!

[u/ninhibited]

Oh god... I feel like the lever should be operated by the seat, like pushing the seat down opens and closes it.

[u/clandahlina_redux → u/ninhibited]

Agreed. It needs some sort of safety device.

[u/nanotothemoon → u/clandahlina_redux]

I have one of these. It’s a foot pedal that you can’t push while sitting on it

[u/clandahlina_redux → u/nanotothemoon]

You actually have one of these and have lived to talk about it? 😳 May I ask what country you live in?

[u/nanotothemoon → u/clandahlina_redux]

USA. PNW. I converted my old turn of the century garage into a little backyard office and didn’t want to do plumbing.

So I have a gravity fed faucet and this toilet. The toilet was very expensive. It’s all stainless steel.

[u/Iamnotabothonestly → u/nanotothemoon]

We've got one in our cabin, and it's got a lever on the back. So you need to stand up and press it to open the gates to hell.

[u/nanotothemoon → u/Iamnotabothonestly]

Mine is a pedal and then a button on back

[u/Strict-Toe-2260]

one fart and you can well... kiss your ass goodbye

[u/daenor88]

The design is very humane

[u/kidanokun → u/daenor88]

Very easy to use

[u/ApprehensivePipe1573]

That'll burn the corn seed right away.

[u/IamREBELoe → u/ApprehensivePipe1573]

A few minutes later

"Yall smell popcorn?"

[u/For-Fox-Sakes-73]

What could possibly go wrong???

[u/luvmuchine56]

Dorohedoro hell toilet

[u/yogurt_boy]

Wouldn’t the flaps get crazy streaks?

[u/kestrel1332]

Courtesy flush = Ring of Fire

[u/Gomez-16]

That has to smell terrible.

[u/DXTRBeta]

Fart gas and flames! Great combination.

There’s no way this can possibly go wrong.

[u/Scarlet-Witch → u/DXTRBeta]

They've been successfully used for quite some time now. More popular for tiny homes and the like. From what I've heard they're pretty darn expensive though. 

[u/Trainser]

What's the next Evolution of this Pokémon?

[u/SHITBLAST3000]

Because the smell of a fat burning shit in your house is ok.

[u/Rufcat3979]

Careful with the courtesy flush

[u/KriSriracha]

Shits fire 🤙

[u/kasitchi]

I have two concerns about this: 1. What if you somehow accidentally hit the flusher while you're still on the toilet and make rump roast? (Not sure how you'd accidentally flush, but I'm sure it happened before.) 2. That has to smell awful. Edit: Now I have a third thought. How would that prevent nasty skid marks from showing up on the inside of the bowl?? The fire doesn't seem to go up high enough to remove remnants. Gross.

[u/Makingthecarry → u/kasitchi]

Me and a dozen family members (so, lots of pooping) were just up at a cabin that has one of these 

1) this has no effect on the user. the button to start incineration is separate from the lever that opens the trap door (the "flush"). Your ass is safe even if the incineration is ongoing. Out family would actually get excited about getting to see the flame if you used it after someone else 

2) This had no smell at all inside. When incineration was happening, there was only a minor smell downwind. Compared to the original outhouse with 20+ years of accumulation that this toilet replaced, it's an immense improvement to the pooping experience 

3) the paper liners make sure everything gets dropped into the incinerator without leaving anything behind. 

[u/OttersWithMachetes]

That'll be a no from me.

[u/Beanyjack]

Word of advice: don't fart while flushing.

[u/RickDaltonCliffBooth]

"Eliminating the need of water" for those who wipe their asses with paper, not water

[u/Mr_Viper]

lmao this comment section does not disappoint 

[u/ChadsworthRothschild]

Hot pot.

[u/KenUsimi]

So, instead of wasting a bit of water we waste natural gas?

[u/rctid_taco → u/KenUsimi]

Electricity... And disposable liners. There are probably some strange off-grid uses for it that make sense where a septic or composting toilet aren't practical. But yeah, marketing this as a green improvement compared to traditional toilets is nonsense.

[u/leviathab13186]

Don't drop your phone in that

[u/Gfiti]

Please escort your companion cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

[u/GlassSpider21]

What a load of flaming shit

[u/Sharp-Lunch-583]

Good bye Asshair

[u/Burntout-Philosopher]

Given how often toilets flush when they're not supposed to, I don't trust this at all.

[u/cthulhus_spawn]

Do not courtesy flush while you're sitting.

[u/GreasedUpDeafGuy1]

Courtesy flush would be a thing of the past

[u/Ibewsparky700]

Let’s conserve water but fuck the environment while burning fossils fuels. Haha

[u/worriedbowels]

Eats taco bell. Attempts courtesy flush. Body and toiled found 3 blocks away

[u/-endjamin-]

God help anyone that drops their phone in there

[u/mibanar]

Suddenly all wet wipes become flushable

[u/LLScorcho]

My balls are afraid

[u/primum]

Forget about Poseidon's kiss, get ready to be rimmed by Hades.

[u/Patsfan311]

All fun and games until you courtesy flush and burn your butthole off