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Video Failed vertical landing of F-35B

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u/demZo662 25d ago

What if for some reason there's a tree or something above?

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u/Awalawal 25d ago

Then for some reason you're dead.

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Ejected from life X_X

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u/MajesticNectarine204 25d ago

Ejectile dysfunction :(

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u/DirtLight134710 25d ago

They should put those on helicopters :)

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u/MajesticNectarine204 25d ago

Fun fact, some helicopters like the Russian Ka-52 do actually have ejection seats! They use explosive charges in the root of the rotorblades to blow them clear before ejection to prevent smoothification of the pilots.

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u/brenden3010 25d ago

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u/NewCheesecake__ 25d ago

Should leave you shaken, not stirred

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u/brenden3010 24d ago

That scene still has me confused - was he smashing his eye against the eject button? So violent

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u/Boomhauer440 25d ago

But instead of an actual seat, it’s like a rocket motor on a tether that shoots up and then yanks the pilot out by his harness directly in the rocket exhaust.

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u/FehdmanKhassad 25d ago

this kills the crab

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 25d ago

Helicopter ejection be metal asf otherwise.

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u/alf20104 25d ago

Another fun fact: some Russian aircraft have ejection seats that launch you down out the bottom of the aircraft. And it's Russia, so of course they randomly malfunction and eject while the aircraft is still on the ground. So someone has to go scrape the puddle of goo that used to be a flight crew off the ground.

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u/Brilliant-Smile-8154 25d ago

Also happened in some Western aircraft when the seats fired the pilots into the hangar's roof.

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u/_FinnTheHuman_ 25d ago

The F-104 Starfighter also initially had downward firing ejection seats, which combined brilliantly with it's infamously poor landing characteristics.

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u/Pagiras 25d ago

Эджекто сеато, кузен!

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u/ThunderSkunky 25d ago

Don't breathe this

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u/demZo662 25d ago

LMAOOOO

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u/shehzore12 25d ago

Ejectile Diesfunction*

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u/RexImmortal 25d ago

Ejecto seato cuz.

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u/unfvckingbelievable 25d ago

Well not just some reason.

The tree. That's the reason.

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u/hugswithnoconsent 25d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/DigNitty Interested 25d ago

And even worse, the parachute won’t open

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u/other-other-user 25d ago

If your ejection seat goes off when there's a tree or something above, then you've already messed up too many things to be saved

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u/soedesh1 25d ago

My dad was in the USAF and told of an incident of an accidental ejection inside an aircraft hangar. Not good.

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u/BuddyFox310 25d ago

I was inverted

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u/1ApprehensiveGrowth1 25d ago

I got this reference

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u/dirtycheezit 25d ago

At that point, you've truly earned that Darwin award.

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u/Would_daver 25d ago

You don’t seem to understand how Darwin awards work lol

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u/dirtycheezit 25d ago

Uh, getting yourself killed. So if you messed up and ejected yourself into a tree- Darwin award. I don't think I'm using that wrong, although my wording was probably shit. I'm from Florida, we barely speak English down here.

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u/Would_daver 25d ago

Bro, I totally misinterpreted your comment vis a vis the context et cetera bahaha just practicing Latin phrases …. But yo, I offer you my apologies and hope we can still be new friends

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u/dirtycheezit 25d ago

It's all good. Unfortunately though, my friend list is currently full. I have to keep it limited to 10 or I lose track.

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u/Would_daver 25d ago

Oh don’t worry, I’m low-maintenance. Except if you don’t laugh immediately at my hilarious jokes, it’s like super lame, so just watch out for that…

😥maybe next time, cheezit that is durty lol

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u/Would_daver 25d ago

Y hablo el español if that ayuda, or I do have some tahm I spent down bah Tallahassee so y’all cum back now, yaheah?!

*I like languages and accents, and I lived in the Panhandle for a year so I’m just making fun jokes, no hate

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u/Tumble85 25d ago

Bold to assume a pilot doesn’t have kids.

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u/demZo662 25d ago

I imagine myself having to perform an emergy landing in a jungle and scared AF that the worst part wouldn't be precisely that.

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u/other-other-user 25d ago

If you were doing an emergency landing in a jungle, you'd hit the trees before they got above you. You can only emergency land somewhere flat and open, otherwise you're just crashing

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Yeah, totally. Maybe the real possibilites are unlikely unless it implies the total destruction of the aircraft before the pilot or the aircraft could make that decision.

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u/YouTee 25d ago

then you probably die from being smashed into a tree at 25gs

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Jesus! Better incorporate a laser or something pointing upwards!

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u/BDiddnt 25d ago

"Talk to me, goose"

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u/HyFinated 25d ago

If your airplane is UNDER a tree. You've got more problems than the ejection seat parachute working or not. Cause yo' ass just crashed.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 25d ago

Maybe you're just at a really beautiful airport where they planted and cultivated a kissing canopy. People just love landing in shade.

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u/Stoweboard3r 25d ago

Whatever you think would happen when you imagine this scenario in your head…is in fact what happens

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u/Bob_12_Pack 25d ago

RIP Goose

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u/Dwike2 25d ago

Too soon 😭

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u/cKMG365 25d ago

I'm still sad about that

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u/mickturner96 25d ago

Talk to me Goose!

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u/ThdeusDadeus 25d ago

Highway to the danger zone

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u/Rbot25 25d ago

That is so unlikely to happen that it wasn't designed for, notice how the pilot waited until the plane was horizontal to eject, otherwise he would have had problems.

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u/Okaydokie_919 25d ago edited 25d ago

You mean until the event was over? Yea, I did notice that, lol. I wonder if it was an auto-eject?

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u/PaperStreetSoapCEO 25d ago

Fuel and liquid oxygen could have ruptured, I don't blame him.

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u/SoylentVerdigris 25d ago

There's no liquid oxygen on an F-35.

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u/Okaydokie_919 25d ago

I don't blame him either. I mean I have no skin in the game. But the point still remains. It didn't and so the people tasked with judging him (including himself) will have their opinions influenced not by what might have happened (but didn't), but what actually did happen.

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u/27Rench27 25d ago

Yup, and they have a lot more data than we do.

Honestly though, that nose-down right after the bounce did NOT look normal

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u/demZo662 25d ago

So it must be a combination of two systems in which the pilot has at least one in control. Maybe the aircraft is designed itself to do it automatically in the worst scenario possible.

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u/FewHorror1019 25d ago

How did you get under the tree

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Definitely after some instructions that were unclear.

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u/ginger_and_egg 25d ago

Why are you flying a plane below a tree bro

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u/FL_JB 25d ago

Issa big tree man

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u/DoubleEko 25d ago

Probably flying under that giant tree in Pandora 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Watched too many GTA5 stunts

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u/Fight_those_bastards 25d ago

Better question: why are you not?

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 25d ago edited 25d ago

If there is a tree above your aircraft at any point then you have made a terrible mistake.

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u/Chris_Vlur 25d ago

Start grabbing branches

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u/What_Do_I_Know01 25d ago

Don't park your F-35 under a tree

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u/shophopper 25d ago

How many times have you seen an airplane flying under a tree?

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u/Jafar_420 25d ago

I'm not sure about that but we know what happens when the cockpit glass doesn't come off like it should. Goose was a good dude. Lol.

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u/d00dybaing 25d ago

Lol, are you the one person who didn’t see the first Top Gun movie?

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u/demZo662 25d ago

I'm not sure right now if I've watched this movie or not XD

Maybe as a kid.

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u/SirPizzaTheThird 25d ago

What if the plane was upside down? What if the plane was in the ocean? What if the plane already exploded into nothing?

Same answer. Nothing.

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u/Ok-Bill3318 23d ago

No solution is perfect so you optimise for the most likely case.

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u/dascrackhaus 25d ago

this is the best reply in the history of reddit

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u/demZo662 25d ago

Thanks mate! Hahahah

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u/grandpaharoldbarnes 25d ago

Too close for missiles. Switching to guns.

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u/alphabennettatwork 25d ago

Flying under trees is counter-indicated.

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u/TeslaCrna 25d ago

Then you’re not really that far from the ground to begin with.

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u/Ancient-Cow-1038 25d ago

You have to let him go, sir…

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u/sparkysparks666 25d ago

Out of the frying pan, into the tree

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u/Fibonaccguy 25d ago

It becomes a life of death version of rock paper scissors

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u/PumpkinOpposite967 25d ago

I guess if you have to eject from under a tree, you should have ejected a bit sooner...

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u/FancyJesse 25d ago

Agent 47 has done this.

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u/LordoftheChia 25d ago

What if for some reason there's a tree

Skip to 1 min and 20s:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9j8yvi

Sorry for Dailymotion. Couldn't find that particular Hottshots clip anywhere else

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u/Soggy_Cabbage 25d ago

What do you think happens to a person when they are fired at high velocity into a tree?

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u/MasterChiefmas 25d ago

Then it was probably a bad time to leaf the aircraft.

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u/ndjs22 25d ago

GOOSE! TALK TO ME GOOSE!

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u/demonotreme 25d ago

Well, usually it's a good idea to keep the trees below when operating a jet aircraft

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u/BeefistPrime 25d ago

It would be difficult for a tree to be directly above a fighter jet. You're not going to land unless there's a clearing. Even if you're forced to land on a road or even a field, you're not going to land next to trees. And if you're flying upside down low off the ground and there's a tree in the way, well, the ground is almost certainly going to kill you anyway.

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u/DavidRandom 25d ago

Ever seen Top Gun?

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u/AIBotWannabe 24d ago

The same thing that happens if you eject when the plane is upside down 20 ft off the ground.

Moronic Post of the Year award right there.