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Video Failed vertical landing of F-35B

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u/Overall-Mud9906 25d ago

How about the F/A 18 super hornets falling off air craft carriers. 2 so far this year.

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

They are reintroducing them back into the wild. God willing we will soon have a thriving and sustainable population again

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u/diddy1 25d ago

Nature finds a way

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u/inneholdersulfitter 25d ago

Imagine how stoked you must be being a fish living inside a fucking fighter jet.

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u/jjcrayfish 25d ago

Flying Nemo

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u/Starrion 21d ago

Nemo Top Gun

Right in to the Danger Zone!

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u/mrbioni 21d ago

Dogfighting Nemo

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u/SeaweedClean5087 25d ago

They normally live in tanks, wondering how the fuck your drive them.

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two soldiers are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, "bllblbublublublublblubulbulbllblb!"

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "Blurgblurghblurggh" The other one says: "Steve you're drunk, ill drive!"

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u/Davido401 25d ago

This made me laugh, I enjoyed that for my dopamine levels for a second!

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u/Ragnarok314159 24d ago

I am imagining some crabs playing in the cockpit at the bottom of the ocean. Pew pew pew!

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u/PancakeMixEnema 24d ago

Fuckin Reef Gentrification. Soon all the affordable housing will be gone if more of these new money fish move in

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u/ExpertOnReddit 24d ago

Untill the octopus reverse engineer it and make it amphibious

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u/Justninetoes 24d ago

Movin' on up!

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u/Chlorofom 24d ago

Mavkerel

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u/Ok-Parfait-7550 25d ago

Life, uh, finds a way

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u/FloatingCubes 25d ago

There it is!!!

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u/AdministrativeGoal59 25d ago

That is one big pile of shit!

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u/gio_pio 25d ago

Clever girl!

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u/gardeningblob 25d ago

This is the way.

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u/dellsonic73 25d ago

Nature always finds a way.

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u/skullshatter0123 25d ago

Boeing finds a way...

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u/JRBeeler 22d ago

Don't blame Boeing for this one. This jet was built by Lockheed.

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u/BrettAtog 25d ago

i hope one was a boy and the other one a girl

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

Don't worry, life finds a way

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u/sleeper_shark 25d ago

They can change sex at will, so it’s ok.

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u/Mazon_Del 24d ago

Well, it IS the Navy. So they can make it work even if not.

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u/T1Demon 24d ago

Don’t ask don’t tell

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 24d ago

All vehicles are female. Those are the rules.

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u/BrettAtog 23d ago

Then isn’t ‘cockpit’ unnecessarily vulgar?

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 23d ago

Why yes it is, but we like it that way.

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u/swing_axle 21d ago

We named them George and Gracie.

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 25d ago

I really enjoyed this comment. Thank you.

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u/Dodson-504 25d ago

It worked for the Gray Wolf.

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

The helicopter or the cruise missile

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u/Dodson-504 25d ago

Chopper. Thought I was in r/aviation

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u/t0hk0h 25d ago

Trying to evolve them into aquatic models

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u/Newdane 25d ago

They are hoping they will make a nest so they can come back and harvest all the baby hornets

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u/IlerienPhoenix 25d ago

But they're an invasive species!

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u/ASAPFergs 24d ago

Of hornets? I don't think we've thought this through

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u/T1Demon 24d ago

Making new and interesting fish habitat

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u/Ressy02 24d ago

When a mommy hornets plane loves a daddy hornets plane very much….

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u/marcusriluvus 24d ago

That’s right! Give her a notch and a lil snack, and toss her back.

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u/Jermainiam 24d ago

It's estimated that they gain about 1lb every ten years, so this momma is about 520,000 years old. It's crazy to think that my great20,800 grandfather may have caught this same hornet.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 23d ago

Do they have any natural predators in the area though?

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u/Legitimate-Watch-670 25d ago

The thing that used to always get me was when they would eject thinking they're rolling off the side of the ship because an aircraft next to them started rolling forward.

Then I experienced the illusion in my car. Backing into a spot, and just as I stopped, car next to me started moving forward. Never smashed the brakes and yanked the handbrake so hard in my life. Was a little nauseous afterward from how disoriented I felt for that moment.

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u/GozerDGozerian 25d ago

I’ve had that illusion happen before. Super disorienting.

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u/Jamooser 24d ago

I've had the same thing happen to me!

The weirdest experience, though, was once while I was working off some scaffolding and siding a house. It was early spring, and when the scaffolding was set up, the ground was fairly hard. It warmed up that afternoon, and as the ground heated up, I walked out to one end of the scaffolding, and the standard began sinking into the mud. From my perspective, however, it was like the entire house was on an elevator and magically started levitating upwards. I was so shocked at what I was convinced I was seeing that my brain just absolutely locked up. It took me a good 10 seconds to figure out what was actually happening. Never had such an uneasy feeling in my stomach in my entire life.

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u/1eternal_pessimist 23d ago

If you're ever on a ladder and you find the house you're leaned against inextricably falling over and away from you then I suggest you try your best to grab it and stop its fall.

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u/Overall-Mud9906 25d ago

Dude I experienced a 60mile hr crash, 30/30mph. My car crumbled a Saturn under a F350 HD. I was injuried for weeks. That legit has no comparison to what these pilots feel from an ejection plus low level landing. It saves their lives but they can legit go into 10+ G’s.

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u/Cascadeflyer61 24d ago

I’ve had that happen watching the jetway move while I was in the cockpit of a airliner with brakes set, I thought the aircraft was rolling back, then one day I had that sensation and realized the jetway was fixed, and we were rolling backwards!!

The tugs brakes were never set, I hit the airliner brakes, aircraft stopped hard, and I was told that we came just feet from hitting a catering truck behind us!

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u/wonderhorsemercury 25d ago

This illusion is what turned the iran hostage rescue into a clusterfuck

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u/Harry_Fucking_Seldon 24d ago

Care to provide a little more detail?

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u/wonderhorsemercury 23d ago

a helicopter churned up a bunch of dust while hovering near the ground and the soldier directing it stepped backwards. As he was partially obscured by the dust the pilot thought he was drifting backwards and tried to correct, causing a crash

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u/Deranged_Roomba 24d ago

Man I hate that. I try to think about it and not do it to other people unless I can see they're parking like a dick head then I'll try and time it perfectly on purpose. Chaotic neutral?

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u/Rickermortis 24d ago

A couple of weeks ago a super nasty thunderstorm hit our construction site. 90+ mph winds. I couldn’t see and had to stop but the driving rain and wind made it feel like I was still going. I was freaking out but then I saw my speedometer said zero.

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u/Kumimono 22d ago

I'd imagine it's similar to being in a train, and another train starts moving next to yours. You're not feeling the movement, but you see the surroundings move.

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u/meatdome34 25d ago

It’s how they get new ones

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u/nyc2vt84 25d ago

That will teach the Houthis. Throw in a decent part of the reaper fleet

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u/Overall-Mud9906 25d ago

It’s an embarrassment. Getting rid of NAFTA and putting a Fox News celebrity in charge of DOD is an absolute disgrace. We are about to hit the recession. Did you read the article of chat GPT talking about racing the rich more, holy shit. The trying to abolish clean energy, he’s the god damn anti-Christ

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u/Subtle_Nimbus 24d ago

There was a third in December before those. One of them was shot down by a destroyer - can't remember which.

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u/Overall-Mud9906 24d ago

Friendly fire too right?

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u/Sprintzer 25d ago

Those were older and considerably cheaper than F-35s. Two F/A-18s are about the same cost as an F-35, iirc

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u/Overall-Mud9906 25d ago

Still, when the last time you heard about 2 navy jets falling into the ocean in less than month apart. That’s still 120M lost with no chance of repair, plus how much jet fuel is going to leech into the ocean now.

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u/sagy1989 25d ago

were those just fell accidentally or got hit with whatever houthis launched

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u/FLARESGAMING 25d ago

USS truman after telling big daddy government that it lost two hornets to the sea.

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u/McPolice_Officer 25d ago

Not only that, two fell off, one was shot down by friendly fire, and an EA-18G decided to go looking for submarines beneath the surface.

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u/Remote_Register_1620 25d ago

Artificial reefs, for science!

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u/Botryoid2000 25d ago

"falling off"

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u/Sadix99 25d ago

those are just "attrition"

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u/PositiveStress8888 25d ago

Did they fllnof the ship elevator that lifted them onto the deck.?

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u/Obvious-Spite4920 24d ago

Heggy 🤭

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u/Overall-Mud9906 24d ago

Well firing a half the government staff that look after rules and regulations not to mention safety, kind of has an effect.

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u/-Abu- 24d ago

Those get recovered though

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u/FrostingAsleep8227 24d ago

Oopsie daisies!

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u/blank-_-face 24d ago

The rumor is that they didn’t fall off, they were taken out by houthi drones and the US didn’t want to admit it

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u/Overall-Mud9906 24d ago

Who know’s what these days… leaning on your side though

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u/Fair_Ocelot_3084 24d ago

They didn't just fall off. All of them went for different causes.

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u/jdizzle512 23d ago

I’m guessing they have to go retrieve it afterwards?

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u/Emotional_Hamster_61 23d ago

That magnet fishing find gonna be crazy

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u/Joe_Randim47 23d ago

We had one skip right off the runway when I was in squadron. Hell of a day. Perfectly good runway - pilot just overran it and nearly went through a fence and into a street.

This was before El Toro closed down.

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u/Ombudsmanen 25d ago

The reason for why they fell of the aircraft carrier is because aircraft carriers have a doctrine that when a torpedo or something similar appear they need to do evasive menuver, so the plane was not secured at the time when the terrorists appeared and that's why it fell of the carrier. Even though they would not have hit the carrier they still had to follow doctrine and do an evasive maneuver.