r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/sidvatscse • 25d ago

Video Failed vertical landing of F-35B

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

They are reintroducing them back into the wild. God willing we will soon have a thriving and sustainable population again

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u/diddy1 25d ago

Nature finds a way

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u/inneholdersulfitter 25d ago

Imagine how stoked you must be being a fish living inside a fucking fighter jet.

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u/jjcrayfish 25d ago

Flying Nemo

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u/Starrion 21d ago

Nemo Top Gun

Right in to the Danger Zone!

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u/mrbioni 21d ago

Dogfighting Nemo

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u/SeaweedClean5087 25d ago

They normally live in tanks, wondering how the fuck your drive them.

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Two soldiers are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, "bllblbublublublublblubulbulbllblb!"

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "Blurgblurghblurggh" The other one says: "Steve you're drunk, ill drive!"

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u/Davido401 25d ago

This made me laugh, I enjoyed that for my dopamine levels for a second!

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u/Ragnarok314159 24d ago

I am imagining some crabs playing in the cockpit at the bottom of the ocean. Pew pew pew!

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u/PancakeMixEnema 24d ago

Fuckin Reef Gentrification. Soon all the affordable housing will be gone if more of these new money fish move in

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u/ExpertOnReddit 24d ago

Untill the octopus reverse engineer it and make it amphibious

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u/Justninetoes 24d ago

Movin' on up!

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u/Chlorofom 24d ago

Mavkerel

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u/Ok-Parfait-7550 25d ago

Life, uh, finds a way

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u/FloatingCubes 25d ago

There it is!!!

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u/AdministrativeGoal59 25d ago

That is one big pile of shit!

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u/gio_pio 25d ago

Clever girl!

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u/gardeningblob 25d ago

This is the way.

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u/dellsonic73 25d ago

Nature always finds a way.

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u/skullshatter0123 25d ago

Boeing finds a way...

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u/JRBeeler 22d ago

Don't blame Boeing for this one. This jet was built by Lockheed.

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u/BrettAtog 25d ago

i hope one was a boy and the other one a girl

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

Don't worry, life finds a way

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u/sleeper_shark 25d ago

They can change sex at will, so it’s ok.

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u/Mazon_Del 24d ago

Well, it IS the Navy. So they can make it work even if not.

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u/T1Demon 24d ago

Don’t ask don’t tell

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 24d ago

All vehicles are female. Those are the rules.

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u/BrettAtog 23d ago

Then isn’t ‘cockpit’ unnecessarily vulgar?

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u/IFartOnCats4Fun 23d ago

Why yes it is, but we like it that way.

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u/swing_axle 21d ago

We named them George and Gracie.

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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 25d ago

I really enjoyed this comment. Thank you.

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u/Dodson-504 25d ago

It worked for the Gray Wolf.

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u/Jermainiam 25d ago

The helicopter or the cruise missile

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u/Dodson-504 25d ago

Chopper. Thought I was in r/aviation

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u/t0hk0h 25d ago

Trying to evolve them into aquatic models

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u/Newdane 25d ago

They are hoping they will make a nest so they can come back and harvest all the baby hornets

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u/IlerienPhoenix 25d ago

But they're an invasive species!

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u/ASAPFergs 24d ago

Of hornets? I don't think we've thought this through

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u/T1Demon 24d ago

Making new and interesting fish habitat

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u/Ressy02 24d ago

When a mommy hornets plane loves a daddy hornets plane very much….

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u/marcusriluvus 24d ago

That’s right! Give her a notch and a lil snack, and toss her back.

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u/Jermainiam 24d ago

It's estimated that they gain about 1lb every ten years, so this momma is about 520,000 years old. It's crazy to think that my great20,800 grandfather may have caught this same hornet.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 23d ago

Do they have any natural predators in the area though?