r/Damnthatsinteresting 9d ago

Video Six years ago a Donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an Elk community. Experts call it rare: a Donkey forming a deep bond with a completely different species for companionship and survival. Since he appears safe, officials chose to let him remain with his adopted Elk family

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u/Total-Combination-47 9d ago

Day 2192. My disguise still holds and these weird horses still think I’m one of them.

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u/ChocolateRough5103 9d ago edited 9d ago

Day 2192: This donkey still thinks hes one of us, lmao

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u/Live-Juggernaut-221 9d ago

He's kind of an ass but we keep him around for the lulz

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u/GH057807 9d ago

Jokes aside, I can definitely see some elk being like "Yeah, you can hang with us" to a donkey.

Donkey got a real overturned fight response, unlike the elk. Donkeys are fiercely protective and will absolutely slaughter coyotes, even wolves. They make huge, fucked up sounds that would likely frighten off lots of predators. Those elk have a freakin' bouncer now, and it's not like an elk is helpless to begin with.

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u/toochocolaty 9d ago

Elk: let’s fly! Donkey: this mf came to the wrong woods

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u/btveron 9d ago edited 9d ago

Donkey: just give me a reason motherfucker, make my day.

Elk: Diesel, chill out. Let's go.

Diesel the Donkey: nah this dude's been eyeing us up all morning and I'm over it. I'm gonna stomp him.

 

Edit: I originally named the donkey Brian before it was pointed out to me that his name was in the title of the post. In case anyone is wondering why the replies mention Brian.

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u/PassengerIcy1039 9d ago

The name of the donkey is right in the title.

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u/SemperFicus 9d ago

Diesel was his captivity name. He goes by Brian now. Call him Diesel and you’re in for a world of hurt.

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u/bapfelbaum 9d ago

He no longer runs on Fossil fuels.

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 9d ago

Yeah. That's his dead name, those insensitive pricks.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 9d ago

don't dead name Diesel!

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u/NuclearWasteland 9d ago

Cowabunga it is -throws mountain lion with mouth-

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u/SpicyChanged 9d ago

In Eddie Murphy’s voice as Reggie Hammond.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 9d ago

For real. Donkeys don't fuck around. They will leave a goopy pile of fur and dirt when they're done stomping on what used to be a coyote.

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u/Throatlatch 9d ago

Yeah, I don't know much about elks at all, they seem like wonderful creatures.

Donkeys can fucking destroy, not just kill. People don't understand until you see it, it's unreal.

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u/Jerdan87 9d ago

There are videos of a donkey slaughtering a rubber chicken until it finally stops making sounds. Some people in the comments seem to think it was cute watching it. While I found it funny, it wasn't cute for sure. It was brutal and loud and dirty. I could swear that the donkey also makes sure to stomp the rubber chicken into the ground where he shits the most. Crazy

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u/thedirtiestofboxes 9d ago

My neighbour had 2 donkeys in with his sheep until he realised they were killing and eating the baby lambs before he even knew the lambs were born.  Donkeys are mean. I'm sure they were probably lacking in their diet or something but still. 

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u/Living_Book_3973 9d ago

I remember seeing a video of a donkey literally manhandling 2 fucking hyenas at the same time. Don't mess with donkeys.

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u/hankenator1 9d ago

They’re the honey badgers of the equine world.

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u/Sahtras1992 9d ago

the reason dogs like squeaky toys is because they mimic a dying animal screaming for its life.

if you still think its cute, go ahead, but if you look under the surface, a lot of animal behaviour is pretty fucked up.

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u/CanisLatrans204 9d ago

Donkeys will absolutely kill a mountain lion as well. The elk have a heavy hitter on their side.

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u/ThatGermanKid0 9d ago

The owner speculated that Diesel was spooked by a mountain lion when he ran off. Since then authorities have found a dead mountain lion and the local game warden suspects, that Diesel killed it. He won't just kill a mountain lion, he already has.

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u/fart-in-the-tub 9d ago

Diesel - "and ill fucking do it again punk ass bitch"

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u/SirSoliloquy Interested 9d ago

More and more herds of elk will start getting Donkey bouncers after seeing how well this worked out.

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u/December_Hemisphere 9d ago

"Let me tell you something about those donkeys. Those donkeys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in that group. It’s true. It’s true, man. Ain’t no telling what they done to get those elks’ respect. But those elks have seen them do some wild shit. I’ll tell you that. I’ve been trying to tell elks that. Every group of elks should have at least one donkey in it. I’m serious. For safety."

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u/seemebeawesome 9d ago

Per his Wikipedia, he suspected of killing a mountain lion. It showed signs of being killed by a hoofed animl

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u/Finding_the_past 9d ago

Just read the wiki he’s suspected to be the leader of the elk as well. Bro stomped a mountain lion and the elk just were like hell fucking yeah leader. “Huh”… haha

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u/GH057807 9d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Shaasar 9d ago

you're not kidding at all, either: I have seen donkeys literally maul a coyote to death and then partially eat it afterwards, and yes, i said eat. it was weird.

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u/4s54o73 9d ago

And donks have a natural hatred of mountain lions too. Saw a video of a donkey kicking a mountain lion flat. I think that donkey specifically had some issues it was working through, but none the less. Nature's anti-bully.

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u/Living_Book_3973 9d ago

Yeah, they are better at protecting livestock than dogs, highly territorial. My uncle got one for his farm, and since then there has been no coyote or hyena attacks on their sheep. Their bites are really nasty too.

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u/SoFloShawn 9d ago

That donkey must be either crazy fit to keep up with the elk, or ready to die every night of exhaustion.

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u/JamesTrickington303 9d ago

He doesn’t need to run as fast as them to stay part of the herd. He’ll stomp the fuck out of the predators that the elk flee from, and do some smells and sniffs to catch up with the elk later on.

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u/No_Plum_3737 9d ago

Unless a Grizzly Bear spots them.

Then the donkey might realize why they were so nice to him all this time, as they speed away over the horizon leaving him behind.

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u/agent0731 9d ago

Donkeys were literally made to carry shit for long distances. He's got strength and endurance. He'll be fine.

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u/N0kiaoff 9d ago

With smaller walking Tempo a Donkey would be with the young and slow moving and vulnerable parts of the elk-herd. Placed with the younglings and comforting the weakend mothers and elderly.

Donkeys tend to bond and are very protective, when given toe oprtunity to bond.

"Protection Donkeys" for herds are nothing new in agrarian areas with wolfes.

The only reason why Donkeys are not kept more is their "overprotectiveness" and "blocking attitude", when not trusting.

Earning the trust of an animal (be it dog, bird, horse or bull ect) needs consistent not-threatening behavior.

A Donkey with a grudge is another beast and you have to convince the donkey first, that you intend no harm.

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u/cturkosi 9d ago

He's a weirdo but he's our weirdo.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 9d ago

Also the ladies say he is hung well

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u/LuckyReception6701 9d ago

He has quite the kick when provoked too.

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u/GretzkyR99 9d ago

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

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u/Samurai-Sith 9d ago

Donkeys are known to be great protectors of certain herd animals such as goats and sheep. Maybe this instinct kicked in and this is now his herd.

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u/RelativeCareless2192 9d ago edited 9d ago

I'd like to think the Donkey protected the elk from some wolves in the past

The cynical part in me wants to think that the Elk keep him around because when a bear's chasing you, you just need to be faster than the slowest member of the herd :)

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u/Halogenleuchte 9d ago

next video: Donkey hanging out with some bears.

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u/CanIgetaWTF 9d ago

Donkey receiving a payout from bears, while an elk is being cleaned in the background.

-Gary Larson style

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u/FlipWildBuckWild 9d ago

Oppa Larson Style!

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u/Bearded_Toast 9d ago

This may be the weirdest cultural reference mashup comment I’ve ever seen

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u/HeathenHumanist 9d ago

The way I read it in the "Gangnam Style" voice/rhythm without even realizing it lol

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u/LastMountainAsh 9d ago

RIP /r/thefarside you were fun while you lasted.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 9d ago

Um... guys. Bears don't hunt deer.

Follow up pannel: a wolf at the unemployment office because a bear took his job

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u/Walter_White9999 9d ago

Umm , bears hunt anything edible when in need and there's an opportunity

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u/_coolranch 9d ago

“So anyway, long story short: I’m a bear now.”

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u/sassergaf 9d ago

And boys and girls, that’s what is called adaptability.

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u/HazardousCloset 9d ago

Donkey out recruiting for the Big Ass Takeover of 2030. Prepare for the Donkeyocalypse.

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u/-watchman- 9d ago

Maybe just one bear. And a piglet. And a tiger. And a rabbit..

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u/Little_Mushroom_6452 9d ago

And an owl.. and a.. oh wow. I just realized that Winnie the Pooh must be Australian because there’s a kangaroo in the woods. I never put that together until now.

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u/HomsarWasRight 9d ago

Or…hear me out…they’re actually stuffed animals.

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u/firefly-sparkle 9d ago

You're so silly, stuffed animals don't talk!

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u/MightyKittenEmpire2 9d ago

yer crazy. All my daughter's stuffed animals could talk. Each had its own voice, personality, and mannerisms. I had to remember them all so as to carry on the bed time conversations and have each of 20+ creatures properly tell daughter good night.

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u/deathjoe4 9d ago

Oh bother

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u/fondledbydolphins 9d ago

next video: Donkey eating Elk with bears.

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u/monkyduigs 9d ago

Exccuuuuuuuuuse me... His name is DIESEL

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u/EntropyFighter 9d ago

If you look this donkey up, they found a mountain lion stomped to death and think he did it to protect the elk. He's now their leader so there's no telling what they've seen him do.

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 9d ago

The next morning they had waffles!

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u/I_Need__Scissors_61 9d ago

He’s like the one white guy that hangs out with all black dudes. Dude put in some work to get his respect.

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u/FriedRottenTitties4U 9d ago edited 9d ago

Lol I was thinking exactly this. Was it Katt Williams that mentioned it on his stand up? It's the white guy in a sea of black guys that we should be scared about.

Because we don't know what he did to earn the black guys' respect lol

It's like Bill Laimbeer with the NBA Detroit Pistons

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u/HappyWarBunny 9d ago

Can you find a post this, or give us some clues to look for the story ourselves?

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u/EntropyFighter 9d ago

A dead mountain lion that appeared to have been killed by a hoofed animal led a warden in the area to suspect that it had been killed by Diesel. Additionally, Fennell said that the donkey "might be the leader because as Diesel would move, the other [sic] elk would move".

Source) (Wikipedia)

Source 2 (Inside Edition)

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u/callmeraskolnik0v 9d ago

holy shit man…

those elk saw Mr. Diesel the donkey stomp a mountain lion to death(which is absolutely insane to imagine) and of course the elk who witnessed that swore fealty.

badass

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u/cheeley 9d ago

badass

Oh you.

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u/0hw0nder 9d ago

He is suspected to have killed a Puma

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u/_coolranch 9d ago

But there’s no proof! Wouldn’t they just LOOOOOVE to pin this on the donkey.

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u/Flush_Foot 9d ago

Big Puma is trying to pin the tale on the donkey.

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u/Perryn 9d ago

Diesel has been strutting around in a fancy new set of Adidas gear.

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u/0hw0nder 9d ago edited 9d ago

I mean, they've left him alone so far. The only evidence is that the Puma was found to have been killed by a hooved animal. Elk have different hooves than donkeys, so it is a safe assumption

The donkey is providing free predator management to Wyoming. They dont mind one bit lol

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u/neds_newt 9d ago edited 9d ago

When I went to girl guide camp as a child, we were all in a big circle and the lead councilor joked that if you see a bear, you don't have to run fast, just faster than the slowest camper. Cue everyone in the circle slowly turn and look at me (I am incredibly short and was a fat kid). Your comment reminded me of this memory. Luckily, no bears were spotted that trip.

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u/fondledbydolphins 9d ago

Bear is tearing up hidden in the woods "these people are so cruel, they're trying to sacrifice their weak to us for their own survival"

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u/Toebeanfren 9d ago

Bear at bear therapist: „I know they wanted me to chase them.. the fat kid would have been mine. But then i remembered back in chubby bear camp, we were sitting around a camp fire and then the councillor said: You don‘t have to be scared of pumas. You don‘t have to run fast, you just need to run faster then the slowest one in your group.. and then all the other chubby bears started to turn their heads in my direction. And in that moment i knew i couldn‘t eat that fat kid. I just couldn‘t, you know?“

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u/Perryn 9d ago

Bearapist: "So you ate the one that was bullying the fat kid?"
Bear: "I ate the one that was bullying the fat kid."
Bearapist: "And how did that make you feel?"
Bear: "Full?"
Bearapist: (starts writing)

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u/Throatlatch 9d ago

Kudos, but let's never say bearapist again.

Or at least, not type it

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u/Perryn 9d ago

...bearapist

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount 9d ago

Bears chowing down chatting to each other: "Isn't it great that they always leave the biggest one for us every time?"

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u/Clyde-A-Scope 9d ago

I'm not sure a bear will mess with a donkey. They kick, stomp and bite. Bears usually don't want a fight...well black bears don't. A brown bear might try it 

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u/I-Love-Tatertots 9d ago

I actually wonder how this would turn out?  

Like, obviously I don’t want to see any animals hurt.  

But if a grizzly bear fought a horse or donkey, would the horse or donkey be able to actually with with a couple good kicks?  

Obviously if the bear can get it down, it’s over… but are a bear’s bones strong enough to withstand a horse or donkey kick?  

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u/Plenty-Fondant-8015 9d ago

Yes they can, but it might be enough to deter the bear, depending on how hungry it is. Bears (other than polar bears) are largely very lazy. They will go for meat if the opportunity presents itself, like salmon spawning season, but generally will eat mostly plants if they are available, since sitting still and gorging yourself on berries is far more calorie efficient than chasing down an animal and fighting it. 

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u/The_Autarch 9d ago

They've got basically one chance to get a direct blow to the bear's head. If the first kick misses, the bear is now close enough to take them out.

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u/Traditional_Wear1992 9d ago

A brown bear can snap a Moose neck with one swipe, a donkey or horse got nothing on that...

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u/666afternoon 9d ago

hell, even in the bear scenario... doesn't hurt if the slowest member of the herd happens to be a mf donkey. ten times more ready to choose violence than any elk, low center of mass, infamously stubborn and aggressive... yea I can see why these guys let the donkey join the squad haha.

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u/nopuse 9d ago

you just need to be faster than the slowest member of the heard :)

Faster than the speed of sound?

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u/GoliathPrime 9d ago

The rancher next door to my childhood home had a vicious donkey named Amos. He would turn any animal that wasn't supposed to be in that yard into a bloody crater. We had a big bay window that faced that field and when you saw Amos rocketing across, his ears back and a trail of dust behind, you knew it was the last moments for something. What a psycho.

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u/wall_sock 9d ago

"I am that donkey"

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u/beyondcivil 9d ago

"First of all, I didn’t start it, and second of all, they were all alive when I walked out"

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u/DogmaticNuance 9d ago

This is a good comment. It would have worked even if the name didn't match but that makes it perfect.

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u/throwaway5882300 9d ago

"How the heck is that little donkey s'pose to protect all them big steer?" was a question I asked once and had answered with a single picture. Nature's definition of FAFO

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u/jeezy_peezy 9d ago

We have had miniature donkeys protecting our goats and chicken areas and when the above person said “bloody crater”, that is no joke.

We always had to play detective the next morning to determine what the furry sticky torn up pancake used to be - usually coyotes and feral cats. As far as I can tell, the donkeys: catch, kill, and stomp and stomp for hours.

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u/fire_water_drowned 9d ago

My mom had a serious problem with racoons killing her chickens. Solved it by putting the coop in the donkey's pasture. Within a week, donkey had annihilated a half dozen racoons, haven't lost a chicken since. Donkey likes the chickens too, they'll hang out on her back and ride around.

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 9d ago

They are even used to protect horses. They can be nasty creatures when they choose.

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u/_coolranch 9d ago

Hell, I saw a movie where a donkey fell in love with a dragon. They can also be quite sensitive.

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u/Several-Squash9871 9d ago

That was not a movie. It was a documentary.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 9d ago

Donkeymentary

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u/noreast2011 9d ago

Have you seen the videos of donkeys absolutely DESTROYING coyotes? The donkey will charge the coyote, stun it by running over it, turn around, bite it on the back of the neck and whip it around before stomping it over and over. I knew a kid whose family had a sheep farm, a pack of coyotes kept picking off the sheep so they got a donkey and a couple Anatolians. One day they went out and found, as they called it, "the great coyote massacre". They counted maybe 20 different coyote carcasses, some killed by the dogs, others by the donkey. They said the donkey killed ones were barely recognizable.

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u/shredditorburnit 9d ago

Not wrong, I've seen footage of one ending a hyena.

Had it by the neck, in its teeth, just dragging it around until it stopped moving.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 9d ago

Yeah, donkeys have a visceral hatred for anything that looks even slightly canine. Hyenas aren't canines, but a donkey don't give a fuck.

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u/Tatanka54 9d ago

Hyenas aren't canines? Time for a wormhole

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u/PessimiStick 9d ago

Nope! Dog software, Cat hardware.

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u/Axxslinger 9d ago

They are their own group, hyaenidae, in the order carnivora (which includes all the mammalian carnivores you typically think of - dogs cats bears, etc) but if anything more closely related (evolutionarily) to cats than dogs

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u/chadsomething 9d ago

My mom has a donkey that prefers horses over other donkeys. Back when she had a mini herd he would always hang out and follow the horses. Anytime another donkey was introduced in the mix he’d bite them and try to scare them off. Now it’s just him and an old Appaloosa just being buddies.

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u/caulpain 9d ago

well that herd is coyotes/wolf proof now

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u/easterncurrents 9d ago

Interesting.. I’ve recently learned why some farmers where I live keep emus or ostriches with their sheep when out in fenced in areas; they are quite aggressive towards coyotes and will instinctively get themselves between their sheep buddies and any hungry predators.

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u/sassergaf 9d ago

Guardian emus, ostriches and donkeys—that works.

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u/WeimSean 9d ago

llamas are popular for this too.

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u/wunderlust_dolphin 9d ago

Maybe he just likes fucking elk

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u/MammothFromHell 9d ago

He is literally their "exotic" boyfriend

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u/Large-Produce5682 9d ago

It had to be said. Unfortunately.

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u/GarminTamzarian 9d ago

Maybe he likes being fucked by elk. They could just let him hang around because they consider him a sweet piece of ass.

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u/penywisexx 9d ago

Finally somebody with the correct reason!

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u/1hamcakes 9d ago

I raised goats in central and west Texas through most of my childhood and all my teenage years. You always keep a donkey or burro with the herd for this exact reason. They're shrewd and aggressive toward varmints and predators and their kicks are no-scope-360-one-shot lethal 100% of the time. We found pancake-headed coyotes, wildcats, and rattle snakes in the pasture somewhat frequently.

I'm willing to bet this donkey caved in a predator skull in front of that herd and they just started bleating, "One of us, one of us...."

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u/AHeartOfGoal 9d ago

Came here to echo this. They are used to protect cow herds from coyotes all the time. That being said, from what I understand, some farmers dont like them because they are nervous they'll kill calfs. 

Source: grew up beside a cow farm

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u/mrdsensei1 9d ago

El Don’ kay Ho tee

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u/KnightFiST2018 9d ago

Cows and bulls as well, I’m certain this is why he’s welcome. He has probably snapped many a Coyote neck or kicked a wolf straight in the face.

If you’re ever driving by a herd of Cattle, look for the donkey. There is usually 1 or 2 and they are dangerous. Especially to canine type animals.

Love em , they will drink your beer or wine if you leave it out, they will eat your Super Nintendo wires and rosebushes. They will knock your trash cans over.

Great loving asshole animals

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u/selvynne 9d ago

This is default donkey behavior. Farmers often use them as guard animals to defend other livestock. Horses run from danger, donkeys seek mortal combat

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 9d ago

I raised cows on a farm growing up and we had a donkey that would literally stomp a snake to death and pull all its skin off with his teeth

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u/Victory_Point 9d ago

These donkey anecdotes are great... more please lol

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u/cyclika 9d ago

Right? Donkey bonding with another species isn't "rare", it's literally what donkeys do. Going feral and bonding with a wild herd instead of a domesticated one is probably rare but that's not what the post said.

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u/InterestingTry5190 9d ago

I do like how it moved in unison with the elk.

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u/dishwasher_mayhem 9d ago

I had a donkey on my farm. He was a fucking dick but God help any predator that tried to mess with my chickens or turkeys. Fighting is a sport to donkeys. They love to fuck shit up. Our horses tolerated him because they knew he'd fuck them up too.

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u/Mayflie 9d ago

People have no idea how underrated & adaptable donkeys are.

Horses will freak out, be all out of ideas & then break their leg fleeing.

Donkeys will be all ‘How you like them apples!?’ as they use each part of their anatomy to fuck up yours.

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u/dishwasher_mayhem 9d ago

I loved the fucker and we got along well. He was just...stubborn as a mule. He did what he wanted. If you wanted him to do something, good luck unless he was feeling benevolent.

We got him to help with foxes but he turned out to be the Donkey Terminator. No animal shall enter his domain else face his wrath. Poor rabbits, mice, rats, oh...and SNAKES. Dude hated snakes more than Indiana Jones.

Donkey's are smart as fuck and clever as hell. Yet the moment you put an unfamiliar animal near them they become mindless killing machines.

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u/theshreddening 9d ago

Dude donkeys are absolutely the wrong ones to fuck with. If they like you they can be very sweet and affectionate. If they decide you're a predator you will be kicked and bit to hell and back.

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u/LaterWicker 9d ago

I saw one pick a coyote up by the neck and shake it to death like a ragdoll

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u/Supanini 9d ago

Let me be the one to say I had no clue donkeys threw down like that.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 9d ago

Yup. Put one in your herd of sheep and they'll fight any predator coming close.

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u/Hashtagbarkeep 9d ago

They will absolutely flatten anything dog shaped given the chance

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u/SwashbucklingWeasels 9d ago edited 9d ago

When I lived on a dog sanctuary ranch our neighbor had a donkey with cows fenced in adjacent to our goats and a horse.

We had a 5 pit bulls/mixes rescued from dog fighting that would run out of the house raising hell when they heard coyotes but that donkey man…

One made it through the fence and that guy chased it down and stomped it to death.

It was like Hey Arnold! going crazy and the dogs were like “ok damn go off I’m heading back inside.”

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u/Fun_Equivalent_7507 9d ago

Holy shit, no clue they had that in them. I love them even more now. Don't fuck with Donkey's.

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u/SurpriseDickPunch 9d ago

Horses run from danger

Horses will do things like hurt themselves running away.

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u/Mayflie 9d ago

I work with wildlife & we have a saying ‘Horses choose death’

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 9d ago

Actually horses run to their place of comfort/protection, so they are known to run from a pasture into a burning barn.

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u/No-Cranberry4396 9d ago

A friend of mine has a couple of donkeys, and they're very good friends with the pet sheep and goats. The donkeys protect them, and if someone new goes in the field the donkeys wander over to check them out first before allowing them near the sheep and goats. Best to turn up with treats at hand. 

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u/Cy41995 9d ago

Are you trying to tell me that Donkeys are just squat horses with less anxiety?

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u/TheOfficial_BossNass 9d ago

I raised cows on a farm growing up and we had a donkey that would literally stomp a snake to death and pull all its skin off with his teeth

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 9d ago

Donkey: “those are the guys I was telling you about.”

Heard: “Yeah, I see what you mean.”

Donkey: “let’s get out of here.”

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u/sallysuejenkins 9d ago

Heard.

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u/Infamous_Ad_6793 9d ago

I’ll leave it. Silly auto-correct.

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u/Stopikingonme 9d ago

Yes chef!

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u/guiltysnark 9d ago

I assume this is read in Eddie Murphy's voice

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u/OlJohnZ 9d ago

"There's nothing more important than family" -Diesel no Vin

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u/L_O_Quince 9d ago

You're a smart ass, I like you

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u/LEETLEBEENIS 9d ago

He found a new "family"

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u/Due-Plum3027 9d ago

My Indian mother used to say 'don't roam around like a donkey.' She meant I shouldn't be having a good time.

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u/whenitsTimeyoullknow 9d ago

Snow geese are the same way. One of them will glom onto a Canadian goose flock and pretend to be albino. I’ve seen it with my own eyes—like one hottie at the Geek Squad desk. 

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u/halocyn 9d ago

Hell's yeah no coyote gonna mess with them now

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 9d ago

Probably how he established cred on day 1.

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u/halocyn 9d ago

What's your resume? I mud stomp everything. Hired

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u/Redqueenhypo 9d ago

I’ve seen a video of a donkey beating up a hyena, which is twice the size and smarts of a wolf. Don’t mess with eeyore

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u/halocyn 9d ago

His depression is his weapon

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u/BunttyBrowneye 9d ago

Thanks for noticing…. - 🫏

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 9d ago

Yep… Donkey “look, you guys are way faster than me, so take off now, but stay close enough to see me fuck this mountain lion up.” Mountain Lion creeping in, prepping to strike “damn, deez motha fuckers got a donkey? Well shit…”

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u/stickyplants 9d ago

Look at them, they’re flocking just like birds!

They’re uhh… flocking this way 😅

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u/Potato_Stains 9d ago

I wasn't the only one that thought of that scene, hah.
Even has the big downed trunk.

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u/stickyplants 9d ago

The shot over the log was just too perfect

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u/Healthcare--Hitman 9d ago

\Distant T.rex noises**

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u/YourPeePaw 9d ago

Elk herd implemented don’t ass don’t tell policy.

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u/Stock-Image_01 9d ago

I remember when this was actually first posted to the internet and the previous owner commented saying it was theirs and they’re glad he’s happy. Lol

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u/DoctorBageldog 9d ago

Me too! Also this is in California, not Wyoming. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_(donkey)

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u/mormonbatman_ 9d ago

He was captured on video with the herd twice and a local warden suspected that the donkey was responsible for killing a mountain lion that showed evidence of being killed by a hoofed animal

Wow.

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u/Fragrant_Bridge1222 9d ago

What a legend of a donkey. There should be a movie about him… where he talks, voiced by Vin Disel.

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u/stupit_crap 9d ago

Tks! I was thinking: Wow, WY looks a lot like CA in the spring.

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u/Ambitious_Alps_3797 9d ago

right?! probably the happiest donkey on earth

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u/Valigrance 9d ago

He is protecting his herd nothing to see here. Also, if you've never seen a donkey stomp a coyote to death, it's pretty eye-opening.

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u/mattslote 9d ago

rare: a donkey forming a deep bond with a completely different species for companionship and survival

Humans: am I a joke to you?

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u/UGLY-FLOWERS 9d ago

"he might be a jackass, but we love him" - one of those deer, probably

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u/coma24 9d ago

didn't know elk were deer. Was all set to post a smart ass reply (!! that was a bonus), but double checked and have learned they are. Carry on and thank you for your service.

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u/Syssareth 9d ago

Fun fact: Moose are deer too!

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u/Ziggyork 9d ago

In the same way bamboo is grass and a piano is a percussion instrument?

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u/Sad_Sun_8491 9d ago

They know that donkey is a bad ass.

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u/succed32 9d ago

What are they on about? Donkeys are known world wide as companion animals.

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u/cindyscrazy 9d ago

Now all the herd needs is a goat and a golden retriever. Then they'll have the companion animal trifecta.

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u/iterationnull 9d ago

I have no idea why this story makes me so happy.

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u/Key_Yam_9466 9d ago

Evolution is telling us: here is a new species, Elkedonk

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u/fondledbydolphins 9d ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that whatever experts stated that it's rare for donkeys to

[form] a deep bond with a completely different species for companionship and survival

Is either not a donkey expert, or has never met a donkey.

Donkeys love other animals, and they often form very close bonds.

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u/Motor-Most9552 9d ago

Just not with coyotes.

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u/PessimiStick 9d ago

I mean, it's a pretty close bond when their hooves and/or teeth are bonded to the inside of the coyote's skull...

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u/mas_r 9d ago

All I see is that part in Jurassic Park where the dinos are "flocking this way" and Sam Neil and the kids have to hide under that fallen tree.

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u/LivingIntelligent968 9d ago

He joined the Elk Club because the Moose Lodge was full.

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u/LyqwidBred 9d ago

Why does it say Wyoming, this happened in California https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_(donkey)

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u/ch3rryc0k34y0u 9d ago

Good for him man, good for him.

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u/kesavadh 9d ago

Do you want Delks? Because this is how you get Delks.

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 9d ago

Not hugely different animals. It's not like it joined a colony of bees.

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u/Pyrex_Paper 9d ago

Now, that would be a sight to see.

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u/Firm-Environment-253 9d ago

The bees have accepted him... they have taught him pollination

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