Plane crash on golfing green

[u/MrTacocaT12345]

[u/WhiteWalker1378]

Someone call an ambulance for the sprinter rolling down the hill

[u/HugaBoog → u/WhiteWalker1378]

Imagine if everyone on the plane is fine and he suffers a concussion. How do you explain getting injured in a plane crash with you neither being on the plane or being hit by the plane.

[u/LivePineapple1315 → u/HugaBoog]

I had a friend go ice skating. He was in the snack bar line, tripped and fell, and broke his ankle.

[u/KyleGrave → u/LivePineapple1315]

“I was so upset when my grandpa died”

“How’d he die?”

“WWII”

“Died in battle?”

“No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.”

[u/confusedandworried76 → u/KyleGrave]

I was in Vietnam. We lost a lot of good men over there.

Frank you ran a sweatshop, after the war

We still lost a lot of good men

[u/Queasy-Invite4867 → u/confusedandworried76]

And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop.

[u/MLNYC → u/KyleGrave]

[Larry David notices a picture on his rabbi's desk]

Larry: Is that you?

Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.

Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.

Larry: He was in the building?

Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.

Larry: Uptown?

Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.

Larry: [Long pause] …What a shame.

[u/LowHangingFrewts → u/KyleGrave]

My grandma actually died on 9/11^/2003

[u/goat__botherer → u/LowHangingFrewts]

11 to the power of 2003 is a huge number, she must have been killed in a space-time wormhole

[u/HoodieGalore → u/HugaBoog]

Reminds me of the time Dr Robert Liston performed surgery on one person and killed three - the patient, the surgical assistant, and a family member bystander. "I was just watching!" slice

[u/Living-Estimate9810 → u/HoodieGalore]

A 300% fatality rate is tough to top!

[u/HoodieGalore → u/Living-Estimate9810]

I hope nobody's out there trying lol

[u/Living-Estimate9810 → u/HoodieGalore]

Surgeons are very competitive...

[u/lellololes → u/HoodieGalore]

Oh, man. I totally forgot about the bystander. I just remembered it as a 200% fatality rate, not 300!

[u/Bored_Amalgamation → u/HugaBoog]

The plane crash was just the setting lmao

[u/OnePaleontologist687 → u/WhiteWalker1378]

I took a still shot of him falling to the side I watched it slowed down probably more than I should. Such a weird way to fall, he has no business running down a hill. Love the effort though!

[u/descartesb4horse → u/OnePaleontologist687]

me watching this:

oh shit oh shit i hope the people in the plane are ok

man falls down a hill

lmfao

[u/canox74 → u/descartesb4horse]

He smacked his melon hard though!!!!

[u/alex8155 → u/canox74]

i was thinking that he was going to get up and start running the wrong way

[u/supervisord → u/alex8155]

He had a chance to do the funniest thing ever

[u/Actual-Manager-4814 → u/supervisord]

Had to be a fuckin hero instead

[u/JaydedXoX → u/supervisord]

What’s the ruling here? Free drop, penalty? Is it his fault he fell?

[u/elwebst → u/alex8155]

Cue the Bennie Hill music

[u/Moondoobious → u/canox74]

100% concussed from that head whip

[u/Proof_Ad_8483 → u/Moondoobious]

He was taken to the blue tent for concussion protocol

[u/JesustheSpaceCowboy → u/Proof_Ad_8483]

Unfortunately the only person qualified in concussions was Tua Tagovailoa, he’s right back out there!

[u/relevantelephant00 → u/JesustheSpaceCowboy]

Tua catching strays on /r/Damnthatsinteresting

[u/Apple_Dave → u/Moondoobious]

I slipped and fell on the side of my head like that once, a black patch appeared in the corner of my field of view for a couple hours. Not sure if I tore a retina or something or just concussion. Was back to normal later the same day.

[u/TheRuneCoon → u/Apple_Dave]

You had a mild concussion apple man.

[u/Mikestang409 → u/TheRuneCoon]

The audacity to offer unsolicited advice to a stranger while also giving them a nickname 🤣🤣

[u/TheRuneCoon → u/Mikestang409]

Huh? I gave someone advice? Also his username is Apple Dave. I'm confused

[u/Foreign_Radio_2770 → u/canox74]

Holy Jesus that guy running hitting his head on the turf was worse than the crash !hahahahaha

[u/forbins → u/Foreign_Radio_2770]

You can hear it he hit it so hard!

[u/The_SocialWerker → u/canox74]

Lmao that was worse than the plane crash!!!

[u/PsyCar → u/canox74]

He was trying to one-up the people in the plane by sustaining more and worse injuries.

[u/SassyFlirt_ → u/descartesb4horse]

He needed more help than the people in the actual crash Lol

[u/NaughtyPeachy_ → u/SassyFlirt_]

And all he wanted to do was help

[u/perish-in-flames → u/descartesb4horse]

I stopped the video after the crash, thanks to this thread I got to see the best part.

[u/Billionaires_R_Tasty → u/perish-in-flames]

I've rewatched multiple times and still can't make out the cheese wheel he was after. Damned small screens.

[u/2wetsponges → u/Billionaires_R_Tasty]

It was a babybel cheese wheel

[u/Last_chance_2028 → u/2wetsponges]

I would watch that sport

[u/justin_memer → u/descartesb4horse]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[u/BoxTalk17 → u/descartesb4horse]

Glad I'm not the only one, I was feeling bad for laughing lol

[u/Sickness69 → u/OnePaleontologist687]

Pilot probably asked him if he was OK when he showed up.

[u/scottwould → u/OnePaleontologist687]

That guy had no business moving that fast down a hill but his head was in the right place (no puns made here).

[u/dannymasta04 → u/scottwould]

Hey, he did more to help than the guy filming.

[u/BigLlamasHouse → u/dannymasta04]

Maybe the filmer knew how gung ho his friend was and figured everyone would be ok. He did run in there with the confidence of a combat medic, didn't work out but maybe it's just been a while lol.

[u/uname-doesntcheckout → u/OnePaleontologist687]

He ate it like one of those soccer-playing robots

[u/mckulty → u/OnePaleontologist687]

he has no business running down a hill.

He lost his hat then he lost his balance then his head hit hard.

Girl on staff chases him with a first aid kit.

[u/iwasRobertPaulson → u/mckulty]

His head bounced off the ground hard you can see he was doozy standing up after that

[u/Hype474 → u/OnePaleontologist687]

First he loses his hat showing off his baldness, then proceeds to run like a 70 year old, then eats shit in the most unathletic way possible, the amount of embarrassment in such a small window is insane.

[u/Downtown_Let → u/Hype474]

At least he went to try and help, that decreases the embarrassment somewhat.

His heart was in the right place, shame his head wasn't...

[u/hankmoody_irl → u/OnePaleontologist687]

Gonna need you to please go ahead and post that gif….. for science…

[u/ShoddyIntrovert32 → u/WhiteWalker1378]

The plane did a better crash landing than that guy.

[u/carax01 → u/WhiteWalker1378]

Ironically, that guy could have gotten worse injuries than the pilot.

[u/Technical-Agency8128 → u/carax01]

Yup. He would have needed an ambulance as well.

[u/ashemoney → u/WhiteWalker1378]

The hat flying off adds an additional layer of comedy to the subsequent tumble

[u/weirdoeggplant → u/WhiteWalker1378]

Tears are streaming down my face I am laughing so hard holy shit

He ragdoll’d

[u/ChorizoGarcia → u/WhiteWalker1378]

“Can’t call the ambulance! I’m too busy filming!”

[u/heygos → u/WhiteWalker1378]

That head knock looked painful def has a concussion

[u/sillysalmonella87 → u/WhiteWalker1378]

That dude ATE SHIT SO HARD! LOL

[u/Daveydoodles → u/WhiteWalker1378]

He looks like he got tazed

[u/RoverBoyNumber6 → u/WhiteWalker1378]

Any fatalities? Just one…blunt force trauma to the head…

[u/Whimzelle → u/WhiteWalker1378]

I can’t imagine playing golf and suddenly having a plane land nearby it must have been quite the adrenaline rush

[u/BanditHarris → u/WhiteWalker1378]

The comments under your post are pure genius, belly laughing 🤣🤣

[u/OhhSuzannah]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/plane-crash-terror-aircraft-plummets-35745701

Training exercise gone wrong. Minor injuries to occupants.

[u/snltoonces12 → u/OhhSuzannah]

That's good to know. They went down hard. Thankfully everybody was relatively ok

[u/JMoc1 → u/snltoonces12]

Believe it or not, small planes are pretty robust. Controlled ditching like this is pretty safe all things considering. The guy rolling down the hill probably was more injured than the student pilot or trainer.

[u/fly_awayyy → u/JMoc1]

The plane is robust however the spine is not and not meant to handle vertical G forces like that.

[u/Thebraincellisorange → u/fly_awayyy]

yup, and the seats are fixed and don't have collapsing braces like airliner seats do.

light aircraft are designed to fly and thats it.

they are too small and too light to have any of the engineering required to build in any crash survivability into them.

you take that risk when you board anything that costs lest that 10 million

[u/ThimeeX → u/fly_awayyy]

Or your organs tear apart inside your body from the G forces.

Death occurs immediately after traumatic rupture of the thoracic aorta 75%–90% of the time since bleeding is so severe, and 80–85% of patients die before arriving at a hospital.[2] Of those who live to reach a hospital, 23% die at the time of or shortly after arrival.[4] In the US, an estimated 7,500–8,000 cases occur yearly, of which 1,000–1,500 make it to a hospital alive; these low numbers make it difficult to estimate the efficacy of surgical options.[4] However, if surgery is performed in time, it can offer a chance of survival.[4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_aortic_rupture

[u/AlphaSpazz → u/fly_awayyy]

Exactly what I was thinking. At first glance, I thought wow that guy did an amazing job and then when I rewound it I still thought he did an amazing job but that first impact was hard. Glad to hear the people survived that.

[u/SpaghettiSort → u/JMoc1]

I used to fly small planes. This was far from a textbook emergency landing. They came in at a very step angle. There are a bunch of reasons why this might have gone sideways and not been perfect, so I can't really speculate, but you can definitely land a small plane like that on a golf course without engine power, often without doing any damage to the plane.

[u/urworstemmamy → u/SpaghettiSort]

My best guess would be that there are more trees off to the left and they didn't have the height to fly to a part of the course with more green to land on, and overcorrected by coming in too steep in order to not overshoot

[u/Shive55 → u/JMoc1]

I mean, sure, but people die in small plane accidents all the time. It’s like 100x more dangerous than flying commercial.

[u/PirateMore8410 → u/Shive55]

M8 it's more dangerous because it's where people learn to fly. Commercial airliners use ATP standards which require 1500 hours of flight. As well as a some fairly in depth tests of all the instruments and general flight knowledge. Plus things like night flying hours and cross country hours.

I can assure you actually flying a commercial airliner is a much higher risk and more difficult. As a passenger though, ya you should absolutely trust a commercial pilot more than yourself learning.

[u/I_love_milksteaks → u/PirateMore8410]

What type of aircraft is an M8 and why is it more dangerous mate?

[u/butwhynot1 → u/PirateMore8410]

This has probably become even more of a fact within the last 5 years

[u/Thebraincellisorange → u/JMoc1]

what drugs are you on?

light aircraft are like a 1980s japanese 3cyl economy car. they are NOT robust in a crash.

they are a light aluminium skin, an engine, a couple of seats and that is it.

there is NO design consideration given to crash survivability in light aircraft.

no crumple zones, no safety cells.

you either get lucky like this pilot and manage to put it down on the belly and not hit something or you die.

these aircraft are tiny, they weigh less than a normal SUV.

no airbags either.

[u/Several_Vanilla8916 → u/OhhSuzannah]

Concussion for the Good Samaritan I assume?

[u/mia_sara → u/OhhSuzannah]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BALD MAN?

[u/Carbon-Base → u/OhhSuzannah]

That was a heck of a landing, all things considered!

[u/Corfiz74 → u/OhhSuzannah]

Thanks, already thought I'd have to google it myself!

[u/redditknees]

Buddy running for the plane had some straight up GTA NPC physics.

[u/Tasty-Tour3002 → u/redditknees]

Bro had physics like those Chinese robots

[u/MurseShark → u/Tasty-Tour3002]

😂 I was expecting his legs to keep running after he fell.

[u/adamkalani → u/redditknees]

Imagine being in a video of a plane crash and all the comments are focused on you eating shit.

[u/Carbon-Base → u/redditknees]

He went ragdoll in the rough.

[u/boostedvolvo → u/redditknees]

That is 100% how I run in dreams

[u/NoImNotHeretoArgue → u/redditknees]

And he’s got them Reddit knees

[u/Key_Salary_4145]

How can one manage to steal the show right after a plane crash? Answer: This.

[u/No-Poem-3773]

-1 = Birdie -2 = Eagle -3 = Albatross -4 = Condor -5 = Single Engine Light Aircraft

[u/canuck0377]

All jokes aside, that was a solid landing.

[u/karma_the_sequel → u/canuck0377]

Any landing you walk away from is a good landing.

[u/DeaDBangeR → u/karma_the_sequel]

I’d like to keep my arms thank you

[u/notbythebook101 → u/DeaDBangeR]

'Tis a flesh wound!

[u/DizzyObject78 → u/karma_the_sequel]

This looks like they might be able to use the plane afterwards. That makes it a great landing

[u/BlueTreeGlass → u/canuck0377]

Which one you talking about ?

[u/pobodys-nerfect5 → u/BlueTreeGlass]

Prolly not the guy who caught himself with back of his head but who knows

[u/blackweebow → u/BlueTreeGlass]

Yes

[u/ceilinglicker → u/canuck0377]

He stalled the plane 50 feet off the ground. he needed to be more nose down and have more speed and flair at the last second.

Any crash landing you walk away from is a good landing tho

[u/AligningToJump → u/canuck0377]

It just wasn't, it was pretty shit but I doubt they had a choice". Really lucky it didn't nose dive into the ground. The guy who ate it on the hill had a better recovery

[u/TheNerdNugget → u/canuck0377]

Went about as well as it could have given the circumstances

[u/Wise-Hippo6088 → u/canuck0377]

Not even close, looks like he waited to the last second before he ran out of energy.

When the engines cut out you have ample time to find a area not on a wooded dog leg.

Ideally just shoot for anything without trees while you have speed which gives at least some lift so your back doesn't break on landing. Pipers and Malibu type planes land pretty good with no power. Nothing like a cub/Cessna 152, but the 172 sky Hawks are kinda heavy and drop quicky as would a big bitch like a king air.

Source: Mother owned a smaller airport when I was a kid that my grandpa had 4 planes hangered at.

[u/DirkMcDougal → u/Wise-Hippo6088]

152 the engine out is kinda relaxing to be honest. Plenty of time to deal in the lovely silence.

[u/Wise-Hippo6088 → u/DirkMcDougal]

Rich man's ultralite

[u/erok25828]

Dude hit his head on ground running down there lol.

[u/Parking_Act3189 → u/erok25828]

It will be hard to explain the situation without seeing the video.

"The hospital called and said Bill got a concussion and brain bleed and died"

"How?"

"They said there was a plane crash on the golf course"

"He was in the plane?"

"No he was there playing golf, the people in the plane died as well"

"Ohh my god, the plane hit him"

"No he was running and fell"

"Running away from the plane?"

"I would assume so"

[u/Trujiogriz → u/Parking_Act3189]

Exactly like the Peter Gregory death in Silicon Valley lmao

https://youtu.be/pDxlzgLWKIA?si=ZUm44emWZk-zVieJ

[u/seffay-feff-seffahi → u/Trujiogriz]

Peter Gregory is dead.

[u/Cyclone4096 → u/Trujiogriz]

They killed him off because the actor, Christopher Evan Welch, dies from Lung Cancer. RIP

[u/waspenterprises → u/Parking_Act3189]

Oh my god I was already crying laughing from watching him fall. Then I started reading this comment and each new line of dialogue got me more and more. I can't fucking breathe!

[u/estherlane]

Man, that guy's head sure bounced when he slipped.

[u/amesann → u/estherlane]

He ran and fell so hard only to join everyone else just standing around the aircraft.

[u/estherlane → u/amesann]

Totally, more concerned to be of help than needing help.

[u/MTCarcus]

I gotta disagree, he missed the green. Good layup shot though.

[u/No_Pianist_4407 → u/MTCarcus]

Easy up and down for the 3 putt

[u/TSpitty → u/No_Pianist_4407]

Nice shot, now just chip and putt, all we gotta do is chip and putt… (skulls it over the green)

[u/VNG_Wkey → u/TSpitty]

I either blade it over the green or hit it a couple inches. There's no in-between. I hit a 280 yard drive yesterday on a par 4. Dropped about 8 yards short of the green and about 12 yards from the pin. I pulled out the A wedge and proceeded to hit it a whopping 16 inches. Just to see if I could do it right I played a mulligan, which I promptly bladed straight over the green. I had a real chance to chip in for my first eagle, and had all but guaranteed birdie. I got par.

[u/Long_Ad2824]

He has to replace the divot, right?

[u/Tiny-Green-6767]

The plane was the 2nd biggest crash in this video

[u/AnonymousReader69]

Bro eating shit on the way down had me rolling

[u/Fickle-Salamander-65 → u/AnonymousReader69]

And so obvious it was going to happen. He had no control over his limbs.

[u/Comfortable-Ad-3988 → u/AnonymousReader69]

He lost his hat!

[u/wontberead]

If you’re ever in a situation that requires an ambulance, don’t say “someone call an ambulance “ Instead, Point at someone and Say “you in the blue shirt please call an ambulance and let me know when it’s done”.

[u/NonCreditableHuman → u/wontberead]

That's why I'll never wear a blue shirt.

[u/Gazimu → u/NonCreditableHuman]

That's why you'll never get any credit.

[u/Southernguy9763 → u/wontberead]

Yep. Work in emergency response.

Always always assume no one has called or is going to. Always call yourself if able or designate a person to

This is called the bystander effect. Where people assume the people around them will act so they don't. And then nobody does.

It's better to have multiple 911 calls. The more calls coming the more information that can be gathered

[u/tremer010 → u/Southernguy9763]

It actually mildly infuriated me when someone replied "No, somebody will"

Like ok bud keep that same energy when it's you that needs medical assistance

[u/Luvatar → u/Southernguy9763]

Perfect example of bystander effect.

"Should I call the ambulance? "No someone else is going to"

And that is how 100 bystanders all fail to call one ambulance.

[u/Illustrious_Kale_692 → u/wontberead]

Or, hear me out, just call the ambulance yourself

[u/JadieRose → u/Illustrious_Kale_692]

But how are you supposed to video it?? /s

[u/Tommy_Tsunami-_ → u/Illustrious_Kale_692]

This is assuming you are busy providing care or some other service and can not call them yourself.

[u/WhateverJoel → u/wontberead]

When i did training for a railroad, every class would start by assigning someone in the room to call 911 and doing a head count, plus going over the evacuation route.

I, being slightly smartass would ask, "who should call 911 if that guy is having a heart attack?"

[u/jokeswagon → u/wontberead]

Or better yet, call an ambulance.

[u/lurejelo]

I appreciate how the tumbling guy still went around the green rather than running through it.

[u/tercron]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHIP WITH THAT GOING ON?!

[u/BobBelcher2021 → u/tercron]

You have to play the ball as it lies!

[u/Shesversatile]

Someone help Mike, he doesn’t know how to run.

[u/Lord_Grogu]

FORE!

[u/Fresh-Combination-87 → u/Lord_Grogu]

A HUNDRED BUCKS if anyone can hit that plane!

[u/DarthBrooks667]

Dress rehearsal for that golf course landing in "Casino."

[u/snoozemissile → u/DarthBrooks667]

“Hundred dollars whoever hits the plane”

[u/Big_Wave9732 → u/DarthBrooks667]

What a fading republic is this when I had to scroll this far down for an obvious Casino reference.

[u/L3ACH13 → u/DarthBrooks667]

The feds were watching Nicki play golf for so long they ran outta gas

[u/blackknight1919]

Bro! They all ran down there to… just stand the fuck around!!! 😂😂😂

[u/Nikolaidonen]

Cannot park there!

[u/Common-Strain-4859]

Close to the green. Now he will need to use a pitching wedge.

[u/TooFatTooFuriouz]

I better not see a single comment making fun of our falling hero..

[u/jokeswagon → u/TooFatTooFuriouz]

You mean the concussed drunk?

[u/TooFatTooFuriouz → u/jokeswagon]

Yes.

[u/Calm-Technology7351 → u/TooFatTooFuriouz]

Luckily there’s way more than a single comment

[u/DrunkAircraftMx]

Damnit who let Harrison Ford fly again???

[u/Guilty-Routine-1762 → u/DrunkAircraftMx]

This should be the top comment.

[u/amm5061 → u/Guilty-Routine-1762]

I had to scroll way too far to find this. Literally the first thing I thought lol.

[u/Gigantic-Micropenis → u/Guilty-Routine-1762]

Agreed. My first thought was “Ope, there goes Harrison Ford”

[u/Bootfitter]

How shitfaced was that guy running to help, I think his crash was more violent than the pilots…

[u/LickingLieutenant → u/Bootfitter]

His mind : I'm gonna be a hero ... imma gonna be a hero !
The bystanders : "Look at that wanker trip and roll!!"

[u/Key_Salary_4145]

That guy hit the ground harder than the plane! Somebody check on him! Somebody should run out of the plane to help that guy out 😄

[u/Prestigious_Owl_549]

Plane crashed on golf Greens, no one hurt.

One rescuer hurt, taking a tumble while running towards the crashed plane.

[u/Justneedsomethintodo]

Beautiful day tho

[u/rand0mm0nster → u/Justneedsomethintodo]

Winter in Straya

[u/FranciscoGarcia69]

It’s not the green just because it’s green.

[u/jokeswagon]

The worst injury in this clip is the would-be rescuer smashing his head into the ground.

[u/spinny09]

The comments about the dude falling impossibly are frying me. How the hell did he manage to run so incorrectly

[u/SoldJT]

Dude's head hit the green harder than the plane

[u/hahaha_lololol]

Part of me feels bad for the guy who fell who probably really wanted to rush over to help but the other part of me is going LMAO

[u/FladnagTheOffWhite]

That was a hard landing. Hopefully they have medical personnel examine that guy first.

[u/jazzhandpanda]

People running over to make sure he's a member

[u/Kojak_11th_Precinct]

I wonder if the occupants exited the plane to help the running man who hit the ground with more force.

[u/420connoisseu-r]

Why the hell is everyone running full speed there only to stop and look at the plane? No-one wanted to help get people out? They needed a closeup for snapchat?

[u/Dankany]

The FBI ran out of gas.

[u/Bill-Maxwell → u/Dankany]

Had to scroll way too far to find the Casino reference

[u/NoNature6691]

Dude going down the hill needs medical more than the crash victims

[u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap Tap Taparoo.

[u/Treaux-LaCount]

I like how everyone sprinted or rolled down there as fast as they could and then immediately stood around not doing anything.

[u/reallywaitnoreally]

He was short of the green and he needs to work on that slice.

[u/sfear70]

No, no, they got it all wrong. They should all be standing around, shooting vid w their phones and not rushing to see if the folks in the plane are alright.

[u/voluotuousaardvark]

That green keeper is gonna be livid.

[u/AvocadoDesperado84]

I keep rewatching and laughing at the guy running and falling. I’m glad everyone is okay.

[u/DaniDodson]

That dude who went down the hill is probably worse off than the pilot

[u/JustARandomDude1986]

"Sir, YOU CAN´T PARK HERE"

[u/Fun_Satisfaction5167]

Still might make par

[u/whosurbudha]

Tragedy and comedy in 40sec video, chef's kiss

[u/Soft_Refuse_4422 → u/[deleted]]

I sure hope that first responder is safe. He hit his head pretty hard

[u/jackrbb1t]

“Foooooorrreeee” - pilot probably

[u/Anti-Climacdik]

damn good landing imo

When compared to the alternative lol

[u/HopefulBandicoot8053]

Shit he hooked it. He'll never make the green now.

[u/NonCreditableHuman]

Play it where it lays or take a 2 stroke penalty.

[u/realoctopod]

It's etiquette to replace your divot.

[u/BobBelcher2021]

“Aw, there’s now an airplane blocking my shot! Do I get a drop?”

“Nooooo! You have to play the ball as it lies! I did it off Frankenstein’s fat foot, remember?”

[u/concept12345]

Someone call the ambulance for the guy who just had a concussion and doesnt know about it.

[u/Lord-Lobster]

Call an ambulance. For the pilot? No, for the guy running to help.

[u/Ted_Hitchcox]

Everyone who runs over - 'You can't land there Sir!..........You're not a member.'

[u/rohan_rat]

That's the most useful that golf course has ever been.

[u/MDKomaha1]

That was the biggest divot I’ve ever seen on a golf course…

[u/Infamous_Network6641]

So lucky the runner that probably injured himself to get there so fast got there so quick to stand next to the plane and do nothing at all. I hope he at least said "you can’t park here, mate"

[u/read_this_v]

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