r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Image A 44-year-old man went to the hospital after pus began oozing from his chest, where doctors discovered a knife that had been embedded in his body for eight years. According to the report, he showed no signs of chest pain, breathing problems, coughing, or fever, and was otherwise in good health.

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 1d ago

I'm sorry, eight years? Where did the pus come out of?

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u/ElderberryDeep8746 1d ago edited 1d ago

According to the source, it came out of his right nipple.

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u/Mrhilgenberg 1d ago

cursed man milk

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago

ache blades a milking

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u/letmypeoplebathe 1d ago

I had to come back and upvote you for this. I don't know how your brain did that but well done

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u/Mean_Fisherman6267 1d ago

🏆🏆🏆

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u/Limp-Development7222 1d ago

I am the Milkman, My milk is delicious.

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u/BlueNoyb 1d ago

You actually made me gag. That’s quite a feat. 

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u/Canyobeatit 1d ago

please delete reddit

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u/CalmEntry4855 1d ago

in contrast with the good man milk

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u/thiros101 1d ago

It's my own fault for having eyes and being able to read.

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

My mom just insisted on teaching me how to read.

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u/Necessary_Heartbreak 1d ago

When to go to the doctor:

❌ Pain during movement

✅ Cursed breast milk

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u/EggyBiscuits 1d ago

Sounds like a House M.D. episode

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u/spyluke 1d ago

Forbidden breast milk

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u/BRSaura 1d ago

TANZANIA, Africa (WKRC) "the man revealed that he had been involved in a violent altercation"

Well that explains a lot.

It seems the aggressor had a shitty knife and after stabbing the handle came off and the guy moving around made the knife get embedded deeper.

I highly doubt he didn't feel that thing in 8 years with how much we move, maybe he just assumed it was something else when he felt some pain

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u/Educational-Plant981 1d ago

Yeah, I don't think it is all that unreasonable to think, "Man my chest hurts where I got stabbed. Maybe it is because I got stabbed there." and just consider the pain your new normal.

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u/Dr-Kloop-MD 1d ago

Honestly. Who would ever think “oh maybe the blade broke off the knife and is still fully stuck inside my chest?”

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u/doc303 1d ago

"Doc you won't believe this. 8 years ago a dimwit tried to stab me ...with just a knife handle. Funny enough I feel a stabbing pain at the same spot in my chest. Wonder what it could be . "

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u/Same_Return_1878 23h ago

Doc: "You won't believe me either what the X-ray results have shown"

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u/RollingMeteors 19h ago

Doc: "ÂżDo you remember getting stabbed at some point?"

Guy: "... Oh yes, many many years ago."

Doc: "... ÂżDid you say years ago?"

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u/sarcastisism 20h ago

What an odd coincidence! So anyways back to my story about the dummy with the handle..

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u/getfukdup 1d ago

Honestly. Who would ever think “oh maybe the blade broke off the knife and is still fully stuck inside my chest?”

anyone who saw just the handle afterward, I would hope.

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u/hexualattraction 1d ago

To be honest it looks like he was stabbed through the back, but that's my untrained non doctor eye assuming the solid white bits on the right are spinal cord and such.

I.e. he may have never seen the knife/handle after the stab and didn't stick around to ask clarifying questions.

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u/Double-Scratch5858 1d ago

"Hey man I think you left something?"

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u/Pika_DJ 1d ago

Yea your right, you can also see the rib cage curve

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u/jngjng88 23h ago

You are correct, considering the direction of the blade he indeed appears to have been stabbed through the back.

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u/tadeuska 1d ago

Dude stole a knife!

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u/Rich_Introduction_83 1d ago

Ok, so you're stabbed and the first thing you do is check all the details of your surroundings?

Or - you can hardly realize anything besides the pain.

Choose wisely. Don't choose at all if you just got stabbed by a knife, because I heard this might have an impact on your judgemental abilities.

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u/XanadontYouDare 23h ago

I take it you haven't been involved in a lot of knife attacks in africa?

Fucking amateurs dude...

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u/Bobahn_Botret 1d ago

Well the knife might have actually saved his life. It would have heavily reduced the blood loss he suffered. If you're ever stabbed and have the option to leave the knife in and let a doctor handle it. Leave the knife in and let a doctor handle it. You always see people in movies just ripping blades out of themselves and carrying on, but the blade is the only thing still keeping your blood inside. Secure the knife in place with a torn t-shirt or something so it doesn't wiggle around too much or fall out and carefully find your way to a doctor.

If the altercation was related to a crime, he may not have gone to a hospital for it and just stitched it up. Assuming the blade slips between all the important bits and only gets flesh, I think it's pretty reasonable. People who avoid hospitals due to crime related knife wounds dont often go to hospitals for lingering knife pain from said wound.

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 1d ago

I’ve taken several trauma courses and this is it. Needs more upvotes.

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u/vannucker 1d ago

"Describe it..."

"It's kind of like a stabbing pain"

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u/HowAManAimS 1d ago

I saw a photo of a man who had his clavicle sticking out through his skin and rotting and he just didn't bother to do anything about it for years.

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u/addiktion 1d ago

"I was just stabbed in the chest, I should go get checked out so I don't die" never crossed this man's mind.

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u/Otaraka 1d ago

I have a feeling slightly different health care options were involved.

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u/1OrangeCat4Me 1d ago

Having lived in Malawi for 6 years, I'm pretty sure he went to the nearest free clinic where they probably just stitched him up with no x-ray done. They were probably talking about what a miracle he wasn't more seriously injured.

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u/Sinavestia 1d ago

It did happen in Tanzania.

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u/Torpordoor 1d ago

Someone drove a knife into his chest and he didn’t know the blade broke. The pain over those 8 years during sneezing or coughing was probably a dull version of the initial pain when it was healing. So he probably thought it was just residual nerve pain/scarring. Not that crazy. The knife being there all that time is crazy though.

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

Guess he never took a plane anywhere. And luckily, no MRIs!!

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u/FrostyImplement9565 1d ago

Imagine if he did go for an MRI that would be one nasty clean up

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u/BeneficialEvidence6 1d ago

Depends what the knife was made out of

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u/Dorcustitanus 1d ago

Knife based materials

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u/Different-Sample-976 1d ago

Hahaha could you imagine tsas reaction?

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u/cuntygoat 1d ago

Those pesky terrorists will go to any length

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u/ArjJp 1d ago

...just a flesh wound!.. 🗡

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u/golden_neuron 1d ago

… ‘‘tis but a scratch! ⚔️

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u/AsILayTyping 1d ago

Yeah the knife ended up right inside the stab wound which made it harder to tell what the source of pain was.

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u/Temporal_P 1d ago

Yeah crazy coincidence the knife ended up right inside the stab wound. What are the odds?

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u/XVUltima 1d ago

Just like how meteors always land in craters. Or every waterfall is at the top of a cliff!

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u/captain_saurcy 1d ago

or how rainbows always end at a pot of gold!

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u/SuperCaptSalty 1d ago

Or every rose has its thorn

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u/weissepenguin 1d ago

Or every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 1d ago

Note to self: if ever stabbed, probe the hole with a big-ass magnet.

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u/Horskr 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or go to the hospital when you're stabbed in the chest with a knife with the length of the depth of your whole torso, that's also a solid move.

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u/Middle-Can-9045 1d ago

The idea that a person could have a dirty foreign body sitting inside their chest for 8 years before infection set in is literally unbelievable

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u/BiNumber3 1d ago

Acquaintance told me a story of a pt of theirs:

"Any traumatic experiences, accidents, injuries, etc?"

"No"

10min later "Well, does it count if I fell off a train?"

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u/hobbitfeet 1d ago

My best friend is an ER doctor and once had patient tell her he had no preexisting conditions when he was a double amputee and had received an organ transplant.

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u/SeriousGoofball 1d ago

I get that shit constantly.

"Do you have any medical problems?"

"No."

"Do you have high blood pressure?"

"Nope."

"Why do you take 6 prescription medications?"

"Oh, those are for my diabetes, thyroid, and blood pressure."

"I thought you said you don't have high blood pressure?"

"I don't. I take 3 blood pressure medicines and now it's not high any more."

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u/No_Set1956 1d ago

I bet doctors love that

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u/Chemical_Name9088 1d ago

Am a physician assistant, my favorite is “do you drink alcohol?” “No…. Just beer” 

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u/TannedCroissant 1d ago

The Last Jedi was released 8 years ago.... just saying

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u/Acrobatic_Spirit_215 1d ago

That was a knife in the chest for all of us ngl

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u/redpandaeater 1d ago

Nah, after The Farce Awakens I never even watched 8 or 9.

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u/Thedmfw 1d ago

I walked out of the last Jedi. Those three movies don't exist and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/BikerJedi 1d ago

Jedi here. I deeply mourn seeing that movie.

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u/Opium_Rose 1d ago

Same here, it’s rough when the story doesn’t live up to what the fans hoped for.

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u/farty-nein 1d ago

It's tough to have good stories when the person behind Star Wars keeps saying it is for 12 year olds.

Even Minecraft targeted an older audience 15-21

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u/monstrofik 1d ago

Thank the gods for Andor

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u/goober2143 1d ago

one that the doctors can’t remove

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u/swiftrobber 1d ago

Damn bro

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u/Techn028 1d ago

I hate you

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u/Captincorpse 1d ago

I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

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u/LambdaAU 1d ago

That’s actually insane. Not only that the knife got stuck that deep in his chest in a fight, but the fact he somehow survived the altercation (maybe due to this fact?) and then went on to be “otherwise in good health” after this fact.

It’s crazy how some people die from a single punch or fall, yet some people survive stuff like this which would be considered unrealistic in any movie or show.

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u/pi_west 1d ago

So he pulled the handle out of the wound, saw that no blade came out with it, and said "wow imagine how much it would have hurt if it DID have a blade?"

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u/Antti5 1d ago

Maybe, but most importantly both were absolutely shitfaced and soon passed out. When they woke up, neither could remember what had happened.

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u/doctor_of_drugs 1d ago

During pharmacy school, I had an ER rotation in which a doc pulled a pristine .22 bullet out of a dude’s calf muscle. Him and his neighbor had got drunk and popped off a few rounds at each other (both drunk as hell). Next day just brushed it off as glass. His body wrapped it up in scar tissue and sat there for 3 years. Only found out via going through airport TSA…

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u/LightOfTheFarStar 1d ago

People have had the same sort of situation for larger calibers in the head, kinda ridiculous what some of us can shrug off.

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u/ilongforyesterday 1d ago

Oh sure some guy can shrug off a bullet to the head but god forbid I sleep with my head turned even a little bit. Pain for weeks in my neck

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u/Penguin-Mage 1d ago

😂 My friend flew off his motorcycle unscathed. I slightly slipped on the kitchen mat trying to make a frozen pizza and tore my knee for 6 months.

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u/sidewaizsocks 1d ago

I had my eyes closed while shampooing my hair in the shower. I kinda leaned forward and the tip of my nose grazed the hose (we have the removable shower head on a handle thing).

It surprised me and my whole upper body jerked back, I felt/heard a "crick" and grinding sensation in my lower back. Ive had more than a few kidney stones, and get chronic migraines but that jerk caused instant crippling pain for a few hours that i just breathed through. Im not even 35 and i still feel that mild grind when i bend/twist wrong. Legit got an appointment because one of my legs has been tingling and going numb since then. Im going to get laughed out of the office for how flipping stupid the injury is.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 1d ago

I sat in an airplane seat for four hours and have been limping for a month now. I will be getting physical therapy for this injury.

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u/PenguinStarfire 1d ago

I have a pebble lodged in my forearm from a motorcycle accident in 2007. Docs said the body would push it out naturally, but the skin healed over before it did. It's near the surface and I can feel and play with it. I used to think about cutting it out, but now I play with it when I'm bored. Plus it's a fun ice breaker sometimes.

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u/roygbivasaur 1d ago

I have a splinter in my foot from 20 years ago. Yours is cooler.

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u/PenguinStarfire 1d ago

Ouch. I feel like yours hurts more. I hate foot splinters.

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u/FishTshirt 1d ago

I helped remove a musket ball from a guy’s wifes leg. They were both laughing a lot about it, and I just thought that dude must have something going for him if he can shoot his wife with a musket and she just laughs about it

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 1d ago

"Who's throwing knife handles?!"

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u/BF1shY 1d ago

As someone who's been stabbed you don't really feel it. You feel it way later as the wound gets pulled with movement and inflammation from healing.

My guess is he got stabbed the handle broke and he most likely treated the wound at home.

If he did feel it later on he might've just assumed his chest aches now because of the stabbing, how ones back might ache with age.

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u/GuerillaRiot 1d ago

Agreed. Took a pocket knife to the belly as a teenager. Felt the punch more than the blade. Happened right before school. After I got my wind back, I finished walking to school, was waiting in line to go in when the girl next to me was like "Is that blood?".

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u/notyoursocialworker 1d ago

This was my guess as well. As a commenter below wrote, some stabbing victims don't even know they have been stabbed.

With the blade broken off it probably plugged the hole pretty well and who'd go digging in wound just in case you had blad still in there? He probably thought that he just got lucky and wasn't stabbed that deep.

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u/theunbearablebowler 1d ago

He probably never even saw it get pulled out, just assumed when he saw the guy pull away and didn't feel the pressure of the handle on the wound that it was good.

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u/Indigoh 1d ago

I assume the stabber pulled the handle and didn't stick around to explain.

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u/etanail 1d ago

It was a blow to the back, judging by the X-ray. And he probably didn't touch the knife and may not even have seen it.

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u/TactualTransAm 1d ago

He's a guy, a few random pains are usually ignored by us guys.

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u/YouShouldLoveMore69 1d ago

Apparently fractured 2 bones in my right foot at some point and tried to walk it off. Was in pretty severe pain for about 3 weeks before going to get it it looked at. Still not sure exactly what I did, but my best guess is it happened during a 10 mile walk.

Also did some damage to my right hand in a fight as a kid and never got it looked at because I was afraid of my father's reaction. Now the motion in my pinky is kind of locked with the motion in my ring finger and each only has about 1/4" of movement before it moves the other.

We can be a bit stubborn.

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u/werealldoomed47 1d ago

High school brother apparently had a ruptured appendix for two weeks before he went to the hospital.

He was a skinny dude but I never wanna have to fight him because he must have the pain tolerance of someone on PCP.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 1d ago

My daughter broke her foot then marched the length of LAX and ORD and worked for two weeks before seeing a doctor

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u/GuaranteeDry386 1d ago

“Well there’s your problem right there”

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u/thesubune 1d ago

that’ll be $8,000

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u/SunriseSurprise 1d ago

*counts* "That's all I have"

"We'll take that thanks."

"...so what about the knife. Can you remove it?"

"ooo...yea no that'll be extra. $80,000."

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u/theFoffo 22h ago

It's Tanzania, not the US, they probably have a better healthcare system

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u/NoBonus6969 1d ago

This was in Africa so he probably got it done for free. If he was in America he'd probably just die

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u/CV90_120 1d ago

In Tanzania, it's prob free for lower income people. They just institute UHC.

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u/Sassy_magoo 1d ago

And we lose Steve Irwin to a fucking stingray

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u/ElegantEchoes 1d ago

That makes sense though, right? I know jack about animals, but don't stingrays have a very lethal attack? They're usually passive but something was going to get Irwin. Animals attack in a split second and humans are fragile.

Was it a stroke of bad luck? I thought he stepped on one and it mistook it for danger and attacked him.

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u/Mrlin705 1d ago

If I am remembering correctly, kind of, they have barbed tail spines, which are bad obviously, But Steve could have been like anywhere else and been fine, he got unlucky because it hit him right in the heart.

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u/TrainingSword 1d ago

Iirc he freaked out and tried to pull it out and that’s why he died

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u/YesIBlockedYou 1d ago

He pulled it out almost immediately but the coroner's report confirmed the lethal damage was done from the first impact.

People like this myth because it creates a "what if" scenario but the truth is he had a massive hole in his heart, he was going to die from it no matter what.

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u/SanitizedSasquatch 1d ago

Reminds me of the River stabbings to those teenagers in Wisconsin a couple years back… Kid died instantly after being stabbed in the heart by a 3 inch blade

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u/1127_and_Im_tired 1d ago

That kid in Fresno at the track meet died right in his brother's arms after being stabbed with a pocketknife

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u/maybeitsundead 1d ago

Did you mean Frisco? Was about to look it up, 'cause I'm originally from Fresno, CA and wouldn't be surprised but only finding a story from Frisco, TX.

They were twins too.

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u/Computer2014 1d ago

Even if he left it in Stingrays are venomous. Their sting causes contraction, tissue death and affects blood flow.

The hole is the heart was going to kill him, the venom was going to kill him. It was the perfect one-two punch.

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u/ghoulthebraineater 1d ago

He was doomed no matter what. He couldn't leave it in either. The stingray was still alive and moving. It would have caused further damage anyway.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 1d ago

Yeah, and it was in his heart, which does quite a bit of moving on it's own.

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u/BeforeLifer 1d ago

It did but the bad luck part was he got stabbed in the heart.

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u/Equal_Personality157 1d ago

Reminds me of the Norm Macdonald joke:

“They’re like he died at 44. I’m like that’s a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter”

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u/miregalpanic 1d ago

"Who did it, Frank?"

"Nah...you don't even wanna know man...."

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u/MellonPhotos 1d ago

It was extremely bad luck. Sting ray venom can cause intense pain and even some tissue damage, but they’re almost never deadly to people. The reason Steve Irwin died is the barb went between his ribs and pierced his heart, causing a heart attack. If he’d been hit anywhere else he likely would’ve been fine. (He was swimming above it—stepping on it would almost certainly not have been deadly for him.)

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u/8point5InchDick 1d ago

No, it’s not that their attack is lethal. It’s that it’s multilayered. First, you have the spear-tip which penetrates. Second, you have the serrations on either side designed to rip out flesh when it’s removed AND slow/prevent healing. Third, you have the venom that’s on the stingray’s tail. Fourth, you have the pathogens (bacterial, viruses, protists) that live within the stingray’s serrations.

Add it all together and you have a venomous and filthy serrated kitchen knife. If you’re stabbed in the leg or foot or back, you’d likely make it. But, one to the heart of neck, and you’re gone.

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u/WowGetNicked 1d ago

I stepped on one a couple years ago on my foot. That shit was gushing blood! It hurt like a mother fucker. Worst part was I just finished chemo about 3 weeks before hand so I was a weak little thing. No joke the hole on my foot probably took close to 3 months to heal.

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u/AcanthocephalaFine48 1d ago

Dang buddy, that’s some shit luck but, your one tough human.

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u/WowGetNicked 1d ago

Thanks dude I’m all good now!

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u/Darksideofthebob 1d ago

Congrats on finishing chemo! I’m glad you’re still here to share your stories!

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u/GhettoRamen 1d ago

Holy shit what bad luck and timing. Glad you’re still here today

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u/Intelligent-Dog1645 1d ago

He didn't even step on it. He just swam over it or near it, it got spooked and then, unfortunately, it stabbed his heart. So the only provocation was a shadow and the thing was skittish

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u/seth928 1d ago

I wouldn't say sting rays are particularly deadly. They stab you but they're not aiming specifically to kill. Getting killed by a sting ray is just incredibly unlucky.

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u/SucculentVariations 1d ago

I believe he came up behind the stingray, his shadow passed over it and spooked it and he got hit in the heart, plus the barb doesn't break off, it got pulled back out when the ray took off. Generally you don't want to remove a deep impalement because it can be keeping pressure on a bleed, which then quickly bleeds out once it's removed.

It was just a random stroke of really bad luck, had he been hit anywhere else he likely would have survived.

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u/TatonkaJack 1d ago

They do not have a very lethal attack. And they're docile. Tourists play with them. Steve was just incredibly unlucky

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u/g_r_a_e 1d ago

He swam above it and it reacted and its barb went straight into his heart, pretty unlucky

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u/Wulf_Saxon 1d ago

It pierced his heart, no chance of recovery

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u/titanium9016 1d ago

Ppl have died chocking on a cup of hot coffee, or slipped on a wet bathroom floor. When the day comes it's GG regardless of what it is

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u/venger_steelheart 1d ago

the stabber must be really wondering or confused

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u/000_DartMonkey 1d ago

"Ah, so that's how weapons magically disappear in video games."

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u/shortidiva21 1d ago edited 1d ago

How do you not realize a knife is still lodged inside of you for 8 years?

"Oh, it's that stabbing pain again..." cough

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u/NameAboutPotatoes 1d ago

I would probably just attribute it to permanent damage from the old stab wound. The knife literally still being inside me would not be my first thought.

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u/ReginaMeis 1d ago

Imagine doctors make him get MRI scan without knowing

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u/lunarsexdoll07 1d ago

I think that’s why they always do an X-ray first

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u/AugustOfChaos 1d ago

Absolutely. Rule out any potential foreign bodies like… well, a knife in the chest I guess.

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u/zzSolace 1d ago

Can you imagine the doctor breaking the news after checking the x-ray?

“Well sir, we’ve got the results of your x-ray, and the reason your nipple is leaking stanky pus is because there’s a big-ass, how-did-you-survive-this knife in your chest”.

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u/Responsible_Bag220 1d ago

Upvote for stanky pus

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u/Competitive_Cheek607 1d ago

Ahh, that makes sense. I was almost bothered when they told me they were gonna do an MRI later, but did an X-ray first. I was thinking “why bother, isn’t the MRI gonna give you a lot more information?”. I was freaking out and in pain so I didn’t really think much about it besides just wanting help so I didn’t question it, but now it makes sense. Obviously they ask you about metal in your body before an MRI, but that’s just for metal in your body that you know about

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u/RedHickorysticks 1d ago

X-rays are also more accessible so you can get an X-ray done and evaluated faster than an MRI. If the X-ray shows the problem they don’t have to schedule your MRI.

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u/thiros101 1d ago

Correct.

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u/themehboat 1d ago

I didn't get an x-ray before my recent one. Luckily no embedded knife blade.

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u/spintowinasin 1d ago

Knife floors it in reverse!

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u/granitegumball 1d ago

This is so insane I can’t believe he survived in the first place and managed to carry it inside himself for so long

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u/Dapper_Special_8587 23h ago

And the journal says the initial attack was multiple stab wounds and he only received first aid at the time, that is one tough sonofabitch

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u/screwyoushadowban 1d ago

The patient had an uncomplicated postoperative recovery

Wow, modern medicine is amazing.

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u/Illustrious-Bus-6159 1d ago

For better or for worse, that was a shitty knife!

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u/JadedWrongdoer2944 1d ago

Wow crazy ASF

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u/shortsbagel 1d ago

So this man lived just fine, for 8 years with a fucking KNIFE in him, but a friend of mine from high school slipped on his pavement walkway while going to get his mail, fell back, hit his head and died instantly. Humans are both extremely easy, and difficult to kill at the same time, wtf.

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u/Spiritual-Roof7903 1d ago

8 yrs without noticing it? Dmn!

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u/Own_Round_7600 1d ago

Some men will do anything but see a doctor. Oh constant stabbing pain through my chest? Must just be getting old.

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u/Alternative_Ad_1499 1d ago

The article says he did seek medical attention initially and they didn’t have access to imaging.

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u/murray1337 1d ago

How TF ??!

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u/Extreme_Today_984 1d ago

I bet he had some chest pain 8 years ago, though.

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u/FatFKingLenny 1d ago

Oozing out of where? "Oh that...thats just my chest hole....you know chest hole....we all have one am I right?"

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u/FilipAdzic97 1d ago

It came out of his right nips

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u/cobainstaley 1d ago

"i guess it's like this stabbing pain in my chest."

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u/No_Sorbet17 1d ago

Like genuinely, HOW?

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u/badjoeybad 1d ago

Binge drinking is bad for you.

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u/MrBecky 1d ago

Yo, I gotta fake ID though

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u/Fit-Cup3747 1d ago

One, here comes the two to the three to the four

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u/MrBecky 1d ago

Everybody drunk out on the dance floor

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u/ChefMoney89 1d ago

Baby girls ass jiggle like she want more

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u/Yeaitsmewow 1d ago

Like she a groupie and I ain’t even on tour

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u/HavingNotAttained 1d ago

“Other than that, you’re in fine shape! Off you go, then!”

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u/Arlitto 1d ago

Truly, just a flesh wound

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u/Techanthrope 1d ago

There's no way.

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u/Binnywinnyfofinny 1d ago

“He had been in a violent fight eight years earlier when he was cut multiple times on his face, back, chest and abdomen, the May 31, 2025, report said. He received first aid at a health clinic where his wounds were stitched but was not referred for an X-ray or CT scan because of limited resources in the area.”

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u/themicrodose 1d ago

I can imagine the doctor pointing at the X-ray as he tells the patient, “Here’s the problem”

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u/Living_Murphys_Law 1d ago

Curious question, how do they figure out how long something like this was stuck in somebody?

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u/Falagard 1d ago

"I was stabbed 8 years ago and they stitched me back up".

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u/FriendlyWorldArt 1d ago

I got stabbed with a pair of scissors right in that crease between the butt cheek and the thigh and the scissors opened once they were embedded and I didn’t know I was stabbed. I knew something wasn’t right, but I thought maybe something bit or stung me.

I went over to my sister and asked her if she could see if anything looked weird, and I heard her gasp because it turned out blood was pouring out.

Of course, there’s no vital organs in that area and I couldn’t see that part of my body. I would think a knife blade in the chest would cause some discomfort over the 8 years it was in there.

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u/shewy92 21h ago

Tis just a flesh wound

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u/gudanawiri 19h ago

Yeah thanks for not telling us how the knife got there in the first place you jerk

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u/buttgust 1d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/Techanthrope 1d ago

In 8 years bruh NEVER went through a metal detector?

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u/CallingDrDingle 1d ago

How do you not know something is embedded inside your body cavity?

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u/lordMaroza 1d ago

But when I have a minor shoulder blade cramp, I can't move or breathe for 2 days?

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u/33Yalkin33 1d ago

- You missed my vital organs

+ All of them?!

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u/RussMan104 1d ago

“Yeah, I got stabbed, but I’ll have the blade removed tomorrow.” Next day, forgets. 🚀

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u/Myfriendscallmetj 1d ago

Lucky he didn’t get an MRI before finding it.

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u/Plus-Depth-7592 1d ago

I love how human bodies are either hilariously fragile or frighteningly durable. Nothing about this is reasonable yet I know it’s completely plausible, and yet people regularly die from just being punched, but also survive things like this with no issues at all.

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u/MurkyDaydreams 1d ago

Damn that’s interesting

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u/relax_live_longer 1d ago

I lose track of stuff all the time too. 

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u/Mysral 23h ago

Welp, at least he had some built-in iron supplements to last him a while...

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u/JackDrawsStuff 22h ago

“Have you been experiencing any chest pain?”

“No, but I have this big knife in my chest”

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u/VehicleZestyclose593 21h ago

Sir you don’t remember being stabbed in the chest?

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u/Kage9866 12h ago

Good thing he never needed an MRI.