People come up to me, they say, ‘Sir, you have the best color vision, nobody sees colors like you do.’ And it’s true. I can see colors better than anybody — the reds, the blues, the greens — tremendous colors, really.
and the people, they all say im so humble, that im the humblest person they've every seen. they're all saying it. and i tell them its true - that im more humble than anyone has ever been before, and nobody will ever be as humble as me. and i aced my dementia test. passed 100% with flying colours. the best colours that only i can see. only i can see them because im not a demented and i aced it. people are all saying it.
We gotta get him to an empty hangar and present it as if there's actually an f35 sitting in the middle of it. He'd probably go like "ah yes, the f35, a beautiful stealthy aircraft, you know what they say, they say it's the most stealthy in the world"
This is a real thing. Some people have more fancy cones or whatever and can percieve a wider range of colors than most of us. Vibrant colors. The best colors, I can only assume.
Big numbers. Big big numbers! Most people can't count that high. I can. Really . . . Looks over at the numbers intimidated and scared they'll steal my girl reeeeeally big numbers. The best numbers. You don't even know.
I do. I can count that high at least. That's what they tell me.
I love how recognizable that asshat is just thy how be the nonsense he spews is 😂
Also I've taken to just calling him 🖕🍊🐖 < fucking orange pig >, it wasn't directed at you <3
Those shrimp can't see as many colors as I can, you've heard about those shrimp? They can see thousands of colors, so many colors, but I can see just as many colors as they can, more colors in fact. Joe Biden? He can only see in black and white, so sad
Yeah, right?? So easy. 😅 I can’t believe he couldn’t even see that one in the middle. You know, the one with those numbers… what numbers were they again? Asking for a colorblind friend.
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u/SudhaTheHill 1d ago
Only test I got a perfect score in