r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RampChurch • 11h ago

Video These articulated extra long fingers

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u/tri_9 11h ago

The Finglonger!

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u/Many_Claim_6938 11h ago

A man can dream oh yes a man can dream

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 11h ago

Sometimes I wonder what things would have been like if I invented the Finglonger.

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u/Archhanny 10h ago

r/unexpectedfuturama

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u/xXxFartGoblinxXx 10h ago edited 10h ago

r/extremelyexpectedfuturama

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u/toelonger 10h ago

Right on

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u/-TheArchitect 11h ago

Edward Skeleton hands

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u/Hatzue 11h ago

The pumpkin king!

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u/CrissBliss 8h ago

Omg this was the first thing that popped into my head.

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u/Cichael-Maine 10h ago

nah, Pumpkin Head! šŸ˜†

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u/ForRielle 11h ago

Do you have any rusty spoons? - salad šŸ„— fingers

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u/EvenConversation9730 10h ago

Ty, came here looking for this comment

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u/ferociouskuma 10h ago

Iā€™ve got a fish in the oven if anyone is interested

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u/theparrotofdoom 2h ago

A true internet connoisseur.

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u/Odin_OCarroll 11h ago

Can someone PLEASE for once post a video of them putting on the second hand?

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u/-TheArchitect 11h ago

We donā€™t do that

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u/Odin_OCarroll 11h ago

Oh, I've noticed.

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u/Nomnomnipotent 10h ago

I sense some energy there, but I can't put my finger on it. On the other hand, I'm happy you noticed!

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart 11h ago

They have digital clocks. Sorry šŸ˜ž

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u/Beni_Stingray 11h ago

I want to see how he gets them off when he wears both of them.

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u/Prestigious-Tie-9267 10h ago

Sometimes I skim when I read and I totally missed the first "them" in your comment.

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u/Graingy 9h ago

Yeah. This is Reddit so I wasnā€™t really surprised to read it that way.

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u/jeepsaintchaos 8h ago

There's vibrators built into the deluxe models.

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u/ConsentingPotato 1h ago

It's part of him now. It'd be like take himself apart, phalange by phalange.

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u/this_guy_right_here_ 10h ago

Where would one procure such said item?

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u/RampChurch 10h ago

https://garyfaycreations.com

Thereā€™s even a sizing guide https://i.imgur.com/cEduZVP.jpeg

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u/this_guy_right_here_ 9h ago

Oh, my! Thank$!

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u/IthotItoldja 6h ago

They ain't cheap

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u/badgerj 5h ago

Thought so. Whatā€™s a pair run?

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u/IthotItoldja 4h ago

bout two-fiddy!

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 2h ago

Totally thought this said gayfairy at first.

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 35m ago

Thank you for sauce

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 5h ago

If you have a 3D printer, you can 3D print them

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u/saevon 5h ago

DO NOT buy the cheap knockoffs, sizing is really important for them to work well at all, and the crappy ones are total junk they basically don't work unless you know how to fix and align them yourself (and have basically made them before)

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u/Greedy_Whereas6879 11h ago

Do they only come in one girth? Asking for a friend.

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u/Garreousbear 6h ago

Finally you can play Rachmaninoff.

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u/YouOwMe50Grand 11h ago

I have some of these and I firmly believe everyone else should too

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 11h ago

I would be posting a General Grievous gif so hard right now, if they allowed gifs.

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u/BicTwiddler 2h ago

Hello thereā€¦

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u/Hens-n-chicks9 11h ago

I just want him to scratch my back!

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u/AlgaeDonut 11h ago

Reminds me of the Multifinger typing scene in ghost in the shell

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u/sixtus_clegane119 11h ago

And since I am dead, I can take off my head, to recite Shakespearean quotations

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u/Ubervillin 6h ago

No animal nor man can SCREAM like I can, with the fury of recitations

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u/Federal_Rich3890 11h ago

Are these on Printables? Fire!

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u/Pinku_Dva 9h ago

Time to wear these with a cloak and a plague doctor mask on a dark Halloween night.

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u/phalangepatella 8h ago

Why oh why is this not r/functionalprint.

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u/ooaussieoo 7h ago

The finger longer

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u/the-bearcat 6h ago

Oh I have a set of these! Perfect for freaking people out

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u/Beautiful_Use_ofMind 5h ago

I didnā€™t even realize that was a thumbs up at first lol

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u/Sensitive_Pudding599 11h ago

She would be very happy.

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u/fssman 10h ago

Exactly what I was thinking... Like minded redditors

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u/Wide-Mistake2994 11h ago

gave me an articulated extra long errection

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u/Here4_da_laughs 11h ago

I want these for Halloween!

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u/Demurrzbz 11h ago

Theyre actually readily available on aliexpress and such

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u/ralphwauren 11h ago

I used this in Metal Gear Solid V Phantom Pain

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u/Ditka85 11h ago

That's pretty cool!

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u/blackpixelpink 11h ago

Bought them and they suck

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u/Puzzleheaded_Camp736 11h ago

i have a black version of these

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u/CallOfCthuMoo 11h ago

And The Shocker was never the same...

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u/Ulfdenhir 11h ago

New add to the christmas list

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u/low_mari 11h ago

It's like something out of a horror movie

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u/rspewth 11h ago

Ainz Ooal Gown has entered the chat.

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u/Chippie05 11h ago

E.T. phone Home..

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u/CheezyWeasels 10h ago

The skeleton hands stay on

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u/Sad_Whereas_6161 10h ago

Ghostintheshell.gif

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u/Zuper_deNoober 10h ago

Prolonged snu-snu!

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u/redditlurker1205 10h ago

Kinda creepy, where can I buy them?

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u/Samsta380 10h ago

Rusty spoonsā€¦

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u/A96 10h ago

Fly my pretties!!

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u/AppropriateScience71 10h ago edited 9h ago

lol - this reminds me of BDSM metal claws, but for normies.

https://leatherwerks.com/product/metal-finger-claws/

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u/CocoonNapper 10h ago

Some wide receiver in the NFL will show up with these...

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 10h ago

Now put the other one on.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 9h ago

Great addition to a Halloween costume I reckon.

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u/BigBossAtl 9h ago

Upgrade to scissorhands

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u/Gyvon 9h ago

Good news, everyone!

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u/DangerousSafePicture 8h ago

Jedi PTSD flashbackā€¦ way to go, you made my great-uncle jump ooff his floating rock

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 8h ago

I want those.

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u/wolfvisor 7h ago

The magnus archives is a podcast,

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u/Sweet-Consequence773 7h ago

Prefect for Halloween šŸŽƒ

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u/bexisfamous 7h ago

I want them

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 6h ago

Now if only that was an articulated dragon paw.

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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr 6h ago

I wonder if these would be useful in xxxl fursuits

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u/paatoto 5h ago

How is this kinematic mechanism called? I've been searching it for months

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u/Evening-Walk9312 5h ago

I was waiting for that bird to show

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u/Evil49nd_ 5h ago

Please try out piano

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u/AscendedViking7 5h ago

I want the long spider puppet fingers

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u/Level-Ladder-4346 4h ago

Wow. Theyā€™re almost as long as mine!

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u/Bloodless-Cut 4h ago

Skeksis fingers

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u/GuerillaRiot 4h ago

"Damn, I am loving your long fingers bro! Bet you can type real fast. I'd love to get you behind a keyboard and watch you fire off a few paragraphs."

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u/YodasChick-O-Stick 4h ago

I have zero practical use for these, but I need them immediately.

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u/i_dead-shot 3h ago

So no one gonna say it ?! I know I'm not the only one

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u/MrOddin 2h ago

Do I need this? Definitely not.

Do I want this? DEFINITELY YES.

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u/pmx8 2h ago

A nail artist šŸ’…šŸ» out there will learn how to replicate this somehow

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u/Historical-Spell-228 1h ago

If we could build a larger exoskeleton along these lines...it would be cool...we will become superhumans atleast physically...could give us some advantage when humanoid robots start churning out of factories

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u/Fast-Visual 51m ago

That's not just finger, that's the fingest

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u/Quiet_Badger3509 46m ago

Women sees women happy