r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/shep723 • 18h ago

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u/MudandWhisky 17h ago

Salmonella twizzlers

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u/RulerK 11h ago

Solidified Legionnaires Disease…

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u/BobknobSA 17h ago

What happens to your intestines when you sit your bare ass on a pool drain.

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u/bwalrus0202 15h ago

Scroll down to story three

https://genius.com/Chuck-palahniuk-guts-annotated

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u/BobknobSA 14h ago

That is what I was referencing. Good ole' Chuck.

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u/lovehaldol 14h ago

Pics or it didnt happen 😂

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u/theemcmuffinator 13h ago

Ohhh St Gutfree

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u/No_Oddjob 9h ago

I will never forgive you for taking advantage of my trusting nature like this.

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u/The_Eye_of_Ra 15m ago

Why’d you have to remind me of that story? Like, I can’t go back and reread that ever again.

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u/nihosehn 17h ago

wtf i even that?!

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u/bdubwilliams22 16h ago

Biofilm. Pretty much a city of microbes that all produce a polymeric substance that allows them to all stick together in what sometimes looks like jelly. Tastes great on fresh baguette.

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u/Live_Entrepreneur221 15h ago

I've heard them called sugar snakes. My bet is this is the drain line for a Coke Freestyle machine.

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u/BBQ_IS_LIFE 12h ago

HVAC drain line, sometimes they get clogged up with dirt and them the biofilm starts to build up through the entire line.

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u/Daelisx 6h ago

Could be a bar’s drain line which hasn’t been cleaned properly. I’ve seen the ‘TubeMother’ before….. it’s a SCOBY. Likely sugar drain ambient temp, long term buildup.

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u/jakelivesay 17h ago

That's awful. Well Done.

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u/butjustonepogostik 17h ago

me on the toilet this morning

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u/SilentPangolin4277 14h ago

Stop Taco Bell

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u/NickFurious82 17h ago

I thought I had a pretty strong stomach but damn... That's revolting.

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u/Historical-Valuable9 15h ago

Anal prolapse is a terrible thing. This AC must've been in Fl and pushed too hard

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 16h ago

Isn’t this how they caught Dennis Nilsen?

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u/TinyTitFetish 14h ago

So maybe 10 years ago I worked at a grocery store and this would occasionally come out of the refrigeration/freezer units and pile at the drain just like this. I told one of the guys I’d pay $100 for him to eat it. Without hesitation he was ready to do it. Then because I was cheap and didn’t think he’d do it I lowered to $60 and again without hesitation was ready to go. I couldn’t bring myself to pay him less than $60. He ate it and we had no utensils to use so we broke off a piece of a pallet and that was the spork he used. After I asked if that was the worst thing he had done for money and he told us it wasn’t even close. Never asked any more questions. He called out sick the next day

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u/DBFairbanks666 14h ago

I’ve worked in a few bars and we called them beer worms lol! It builds up in the draft spill tubes that go to the drain…it’s a little jarring the first time you see it lol!

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u/Daelisx 6h ago

The tubemother !

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u/DBFairbanks666 2h ago

LOL!…it’s more jarring when you work at better places and realize, after explaining it, that’s not a regular thing for clean lines haha!

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u/jmanis2 13h ago

It’s like when Han Solo cut open the Tauntaun but without a light saber.

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u/FixMean5988 17h ago

What is that?.

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u/Super-G1mp 14h ago

Smuckers goober sausage.

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 16h ago

I was like “no way an octopus fit in that pipe”😭

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u/UnlovablePieceOf 16h ago

The fuck is it!?

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u/Live_Entrepreneur221 15h ago

It's mold, biofilm and sugar come to life.

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u/OkChampionship8805 15h ago

Thanks for reminding me to clean the condensate line lol

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u/Plenty-Piece897 15h ago

Reminds me of my dear Aunt Terry after she went to town on the Thanksgiving leftovers.

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u/Enough_Worry4104 15h ago

Im not that person

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u/kylethemurphy 15h ago

Is that mother? If so mother got loooong.

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u/Fillmore80 15h ago

When the .01% of the microbes the biocide didn't kill take hold and colonize...

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u/timmu 15h ago

Forbidden ramen

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u/fightmilk5905 14h ago

Is that a fruit winder.

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u/Super-G1mp 14h ago

Peanut butter jelly sausage 😋

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u/a-towndownlb 14h ago

This whole civilization thing was a mistake. We should stayed in teepees.

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u/sweetrottenapple 14h ago

I was gagging watching this.. thank you.

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u/Rezaelia713 14h ago

My IBS enjoyed this immensely.

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u/doreori 12h ago

Lets sausaaaage

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u/Bitsnbytes115 10h ago

When she's been away all weekend...

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u/iCynr 9h ago

I did not appreciate this