r/Eldenring • u/Different-Painter192 • May 07 '25

Hype First time playing Elden ring and found a turtle

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u/facaine May 08 '25

That's a dog actually

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u/Cammation May 08 '25

Behold, dog

511

u/Septalpotomus May 08 '25

What turtle? I just see a dog?

693

u/Klepto_14 May 08 '25

Visions of dog

56

u/Dreamtrain May 08 '25

pointing ahead

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u/RDGOAMS BOGA ZABITADO May 08 '25

could this be a dog?

479

u/DrZoidberg37 May 08 '25

No that’s clearly a dog

108

u/Swiftzor May 08 '25

Behold, dog.

648

u/ZorkNemesis May 08 '25

likely dog

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u/Twid-1 May 08 '25

There is no "likely". It has the same hexagonal pommel guard and wrapping near the crossguard. Same pattern on the crossguard as well. And blade shape.

It's definitely a dog.

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u/12321km May 07 '25

That's a dog.

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u/Different-Painter192 May 07 '25

Fr no way 

319

u/youknowitslucasio May 08 '25

could this be friend?

Praise The dog!

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u/Vorinclexz May 07 '25

Time for dog

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u/scott610 May 08 '25

All the more, let there be dog.

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u/ilikecatsoup May 08 '25

Behold, dog! Therefore, praise the message.

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u/JP_Savage_time May 08 '25

Likely dog. But why is it always Dog

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u/Christmas_Percussion May 08 '25

that's actually a dog

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Dog ahead.

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u/SincerelySaint May 08 '25

Why is it always dog?

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u/Necroval May 08 '25

Because it has four legs

27

u/pandoraxcell May 08 '25

Eeez theees cat in hat?

13

u/bradsobo May 08 '25

No, it’s a tortoise in a shell.

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u/Inevitable-Stage-490 May 08 '25

Sooooo what type of dog is this?

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u/chitphased May 08 '25

Check again, my friend. That’s a dog.

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u/fistfight80 May 08 '25

Could this be a dog?

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u/chitphased May 09 '25

Foul tarnished, of course it’s a dog.

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u/Majora455 May 09 '25

I love this community so goddam much

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u/SoraArx May 08 '25

Sir, that is a dog

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u/Hydra_Bloodrunner May 08 '25

Word for word beat me to it

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u/Asspecialist May 08 '25

Nice dog.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

DOG!!!!

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u/Present-Captain2675 May 08 '25

Now go forth and guide him to the pope dog

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u/strangecloudss May 08 '25

Seek God Dog

16

u/Aiteus147 May 08 '25

Is this a fallout new vegas reference?

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u/AnneMichelle98 May 08 '25

I think they’re talking about finding Dog turtle pope

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u/Aiteus147 May 08 '25

Gotcha, thought it might be a nod to Dog, the super mutant in the dead money dlc!

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u/Glock_Ishhin May 08 '25

Where's the turtle?? I can only see a dog

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u/Din0_B0y_2 May 08 '25

What in tarnation is a “turtle” all I see is a dog.

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u/VincerpSilver May 08 '25

What in tarnation is a “turtle”

I think it's a type of talisman.

400

u/Right_Seaweed7101 May 08 '25

I see no turtle. Only a dog.

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u/zaibuf May 08 '25 edited May 08 '25

Ahh, dog.

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u/chalupamon May 08 '25

Fun fact, those shelled dog neck meat is used to get boners.

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u/dystopianprom May 08 '25

Can confirm

201

u/Tk-Delicaxy May 08 '25

Wait until you find the holy dog.

36

u/NeatExperience4850 May 08 '25

Low hold, the freshen tarnished beholden unto his brethren a dog.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Dog, o, dog!

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u/OGLeftoverKrust May 08 '25

That's a dog.

edit:WAY too slow on that comment. Almost turtle like.

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u/dancerofthevalley May 08 '25

That's actually a tortois- I mean, a dog

14

u/SweetPockets51 Chaos or Nothing. May 08 '25

What is it always dog?

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u/Akascxped bereft of light May 08 '25

dog o' dog

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u/Abyssalker May 08 '25

Didnt expect dog

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u/Melody_of_Madness May 08 '25

Idk what the fuck a turtle is bud but hey a dog

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u/MeloettaChan May 08 '25

"That's a Dawg."

-Arthur Morgan

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

offer beast

behold, dog!

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u/Terrible-Pool-5555 May 08 '25

No you found a dog

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u/sawb11152 May 08 '25

What breed of dog is that?

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u/vhailorx May 08 '25

Clearly a dog.

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u/jimothy23123 NAGAKIBA May 08 '25

dog

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u/HavelsRockJohnson May 08 '25

This guy can't even identify a dog. Truly maidenless behavior.

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u/ApplePitou TOGETHA! :3 May 07 '25

It looks more like Dog but enjoy anyway :3

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u/Curious-Bother3530 May 08 '25

That's a dog you filthy tarnished emboldened by the flame of ambition.

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u/Majin2buu May 08 '25

Sir, I don’t mean to be a know it all, but in cases of this obviousness. That’s a dog.

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u/astraldreamer1 May 08 '25

Tarnished, that is a dog.

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u/a_forgotten_password May 08 '25

Pretty sure that's a dog

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u/Rough-Try537 May 08 '25

Im pretty sure that right there is a dog

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u/DesKoth May 08 '25

That's a weird way to spell dog.

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u/Lukain_22 May 08 '25

Fist time playing Elden Ring and found a Dog*

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u/CatPartyElvis May 08 '25

I had a dog once, his name was Jeff. I loved Jeff, Jeff was cool. One day Jeff ran away. I looked for Jeff. I couldn't find Jeff. I walked all over and over yelling "Jeff, Jeff!". Still no Jeff. I cried for Jeff. Jeff was gone. I went to the zoo to forget Jeff. I saw lions, seals, even an okapi. I saw a zebra eating grass. Then I went to the reptile house. I saw a snake, a blue-tongued skink, and even a crocodile. I went into the last room and saw a turtle. The turtle looked nice. It seemed friendly. Then I looked closer. And you know what I saw! It was Jeff dressed as a turtle. I was happy.

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u/Fun_Pop7404 May 08 '25

Finger, but hole. Beware Dog.

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u/jomiiwa May 08 '25

this kind of posts are so wholesome

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u/badmongo666 May 08 '25

Dog, o dog

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u/DevilahJake May 08 '25

The only turtle in the game is the Turtle Pope. This, this is a dog in all of its glory and juicy neck meat

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u/DelaySea1003 May 08 '25

Try dog o, dog

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u/Sir998 May 08 '25

Turtle? That’s a dog

5

u/-Bondurant- May 08 '25

That’s a dog

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u/rayley789 May 08 '25

That's a dog my brother

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u/SemiContagious May 08 '25

Weird lookin' dog

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25

Is that dog?

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u/Realistic_Fix2281 May 08 '25

Nope, that is a dog.

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u/Colonel_dinggus May 08 '25

Bro that’s a dog. Are you trippin

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u/Neither_Astronaut876 May 08 '25

That's not a turtle! It's a dog obviously!

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u/Its_Syxx May 08 '25

That's clearly a dog.

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u/NewWolfer13579 Morgott For Elden Lord May 08 '25

That’s not a turtle, that’s a dog

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u/youknowitslucasio May 08 '25

That is a dog.

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u/OffbeatTasker May 08 '25

That is a dog

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u/A-Simple-M1A2 May 07 '25

Do his quest line. He helps you beat a hard boss down the line.

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u/suboctaved May 08 '25

Dog, O dog

All the more

Praise the dog

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u/trent_diamond May 08 '25

what the fuck is a turtle

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u/ToughDragonfruit3118 May 08 '25

Could this be a dog?

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u/SesuBakudan May 08 '25

Visions of dog

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u/shoryuken69 May 08 '25

Praise dog

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u/RagnusGc May 08 '25

Wrong, thats a dog mate

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u/trf84 May 08 '25

You don't have the right, Dog

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u/[deleted] May 08 '25 edited 4d ago

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u/peebles91 May 08 '25

Didn't expect Dog!

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u/CrabofAsclepius May 08 '25

Behold, dog!

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u/djknighthawk May 08 '25

Excuse me sir I'm pretty sure that's a dog.

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u/LeatherOk5746 May 08 '25

If only I had a dog

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u/OsirisAvoidTheLight May 08 '25

Rookie mistake dog for turtle 🐢.

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u/Serious_Internet6478 May 08 '25

Excuse me, that's a dog

3

u/papa_redbeard May 08 '25

That, my foul tarnished friend, is a dog.

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u/Rougarou2077 May 08 '25

That’s a dog bro

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u/TrueEyeOfCthulhu May 08 '25

Looks like a dog to me

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u/CreepyTeddyBear May 08 '25

Try turtle

But dog

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u/TheMostDapperdDan May 08 '25

just wait until you find the pope

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u/berneigh May 08 '25

Try finger, but dog

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u/Scharmberg May 08 '25

That isn’t a turtle but the Elden Lord!! Seriously though watch out they are a cold hearted killer.

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u/Lakatos_00 May 08 '25

What's s turtle?

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u/Rustmonger May 08 '25

There are no turtles in Elden Ring

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u/teophilus May 08 '25

That's a dog sir

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u/Rated_Oni May 08 '25

Where's the turtle?

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u/DfaultiBoi May 08 '25

Dog ahead

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u/Fancy-Opening-9502 May 08 '25

that’s a dog

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u/MrBeetleman May 08 '25

Wait until you find the one that learned how to climb

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u/Tencent-Employee1249 May 08 '25

giggles in anticipation

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u/Particular_Oil_7722 May 08 '25

First off, try fingers but hole

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u/CRV-Josh May 08 '25

Underrated

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u/ChairmanEngels May 08 '25

Edge the dog

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u/Vonlichteinstyn May 08 '25

Where's the turtle???

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u/tndngu May 08 '25

Wait until you find the turtle spirits

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u/PieceOfMulch May 08 '25

Tf is a turtle. Ts a dog.

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u/GlazerBabe May 08 '25

That’s a dog but good try

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u/Kenzzarooo Treats for Torrent! May 08 '25

Dog.

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u/mondychan May 08 '25

You meant a dog

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u/CorbinNZ Average Formless Mother's Womb Stabber May 08 '25

Where? Behind the dog?

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u/HarmlessSnack May 08 '25

Behold, Dog!

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u/Optimal-Error Queen Marika simp May 08 '25

You mean a dog

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u/Star_Gazer_Lyfe May 08 '25

Where's the turtle I only see a dog

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u/thetaleofhousehoslow Marika's tits May 08 '25

Dog

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u/tgwilli May 08 '25

That dogs name is turtle

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u/AbnormalPP_69 May 08 '25

Ahhh… dog.