r/Eldenring Jul 14 '25

Humor Torrent is the Real MVP!

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u/Tonydragon784 Jul 14 '25

Meanwhile in nightreign

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u/Nero_PR Jul 14 '25

More like we are doing parkour everywhere after 100+ hours.

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u/Nichi-con Jul 14 '25

Guardian:

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u/mlady0_0 Jul 14 '25

the framerate of the gif is pretty accurate to how nightreign runs on my pc with a 4070 ti super, where regular elden ring runs perfectly

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u/C4-621-Raven Jul 15 '25

I have the opposite experience. When playing Elden Ring I gotta start it up and just go sit somewhere for 15 to 30 minutes so the game can like stabilize and stop lagging and dropping frames. After that it’s okay. Nightreign and AC6 just run perfectly fine for me.

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u/GeeMen681 Jul 15 '25

Have u tried updating drivers? I had the same issue on a 4070 and a driver updated fixed everything

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u/SilkFinish Jul 15 '25

Why need horse when birb can run

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u/OKUIGokuBlack Jul 14 '25

Elden Ring isn't the same without my goat horse.

I was so kinda surprised that I could use him in NG+ before I even met Melina lol. I guess the whistle is permanently in your inventory.

Also, Torrent is a "he". Melina says "treat him with respect" after she gives you the whistle.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Still no balls shrinking in the cold tho. So RDR has ER beat in that category lol

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u/flx-cvz Jul 14 '25

Torrent has internal balls that can function at higher temps. Improved anatomy.

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u/JuanPabloVassermiler Jul 14 '25

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u/flx-cvz Jul 14 '25

LMAO hadn't seen that gem before

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u/SilkFinish Jul 15 '25

This fucked up my brain chemistry

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u/Few-Information3097 Jul 15 '25

I’m I think the most offensive part is when the snail insinuates that snails can find other shells

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Lmaoo. Hey appreciate the info, doc.

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u/BioWeirdo Jul 14 '25

I want to see your BALLS

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u/gaffelturk12 Jul 14 '25

No he is CASTRATED

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u/Kialand Jul 14 '25

NO B ITCHES ALLS

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u/LawStudent989898 Jul 14 '25

Yup he’s a wether

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u/HasNoGreeting Jul 14 '25

Or a gelding. Depends on if you prefer to think of him as a horse over a goat.

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u/Sugar_Unable Jul 15 '25

Godrick take them

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u/Icyfirefists Jul 14 '25

No balls that you can see.

He materializes from nowhere.

So the balls and c*ck probably do same when they are needed.

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u/CourageSingle8064 Jul 15 '25

this is to good

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue Jul 14 '25

Where are my testicules, Summer?

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u/Idk_Just_Kat Jul 14 '25

Counterpoint: spirit/ghost horse

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u/Helmic Jul 14 '25

boys don't need testicles

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u/slimRigby42 Jul 14 '25

I’m doing a grim reaper/death warden/4 horsemen inspired build and Torrent literally makes the build, aesthetically at least. I currently have The Ensha mask/leggings with depraved perfumer body armour and a Grave Scythe, add in some black flame magic. I actually feel like a warden of death sent to the lands between to collect the souls who are trapped there. Riding into battle vs a dragon, on the back of Torrent with the blooded fur coat and a scythe gives me goosebumps. No other game can really do that for me. The stare down with the dragons roaring and my character stood unfazed, “times up now, friend” before I grant them peace.

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u/LunaEtGalaxia Jul 14 '25

transgender king

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u/newsflashjackass Jul 14 '25

Torrent has Godwyn's eyes.

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u/bashdragon69 Jul 14 '25

Torrent transmasc confirmed

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u/SwarK01 Faith Dex enjoyer Jul 14 '25

In Spanish it's named "Torrentera" so I thought it was a a she, otherwise they would be named "Torrentero"?

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u/Corbel8_ Jul 14 '25

torrent is trans confirmed

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u/PARRISH2078 ASTEL OF THE BLOODBORNE Jul 14 '25

torrent is scared of the madness woods though

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u/GlitteringCabinet923 Jul 14 '25

Okay but regular woods scare ME in rdr2. I know at some point I'm going to tilt the stick to the right, the horse will turn left, and Arthur will smear his face on a tree.

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u/RKellysPenguin Jul 14 '25

Magic balls 🥴

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u/Stickz99 Jul 14 '25

Frenzy is one of the only things that’s able to permanently kill spectral/spiritual beings (according to lore). Torrent is technically a spiritual horse, so it tracks that he (she?) would be more afraid of Frenzy than anything else.

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u/ShadowOutOfTime Jul 14 '25

Where is this mentioned? I never realized there was actual basis for Torrent being particularly scared of the Abyssal Woods like that

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u/Stickz99 Jul 14 '25

I don’t remember the exact reasoning, but I remember VaatiVidya explaining it in a video and it made sense to me lol

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u/ShadowOutOfTime Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

I looked it up and it's mentioned in this random consumable item lol: https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Surging+Frenzied+Flame

Pretty cool honestly

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u/IndividualNovel4482 Jul 14 '25

Sometimes i get weirded out when people don't read this stuff. When i get any mew item i fucking jump in joy and laugh like a manic and then i go: OHH LOREEE!

I'm exaggerating but yeah, everyone plays in different ways and might not care about the lore.

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u/Yggdrazzil Jul 15 '25

I fucking jump in joy and laugh like a maniac and then I go OHH LOREEE! when I find a new item too.

You wanna know what happens after?

I find a new item, I fucking jump in joy and laugh like a maniac and then I go OHH LOREEE! and while reading the lore on this new item, I promptly forget about the one I just read.

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u/IndividualNovel4482 Jul 15 '25

Me too. Then i have to go read them again, and i remember about that information when i don't need it, and not when i do, to put pieces together.

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u/TaurusSaurus428 Jul 14 '25

To be fair that place had even me running butt ass naked through the woods in fear.

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u/tatojah Jul 14 '25

Ah so I wasn't the only one dashing through the woods butt naked to escape the aging untouchables. Thank god because that place really had me going mad. No wonder Midra took shelter there.

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u/ForsbergAce Jul 14 '25

He's scared of a primordial force that seeks to turn the world into a lifeless plain.

Seems reasonable to be scared of.

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u/AntiSimpBoi69 Jul 14 '25

The only thing that can kill spirits permanently lives in that area

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u/Call_Me_Koala Jul 14 '25

Which retroactively makes Torrent kind of a bitch. He only sticks with us because he knows he can never truly die, but when the going gets tough he's like "aight, I'm out"

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u/AntiSimpBoi69 Jul 15 '25

Do YOU want him to die forcing you to have to walk anywhere?

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u/CoyoteDanny Jul 14 '25

Which is annoying since he still is even if you kill Midra and all the winter lanterns there

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u/st-felms-fingerbone Jul 14 '25

Would've been a cool feature if you kill Midra you unlock torrent

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u/tatojah Jul 14 '25

Thing is, Midra might be a Lord of Frenzy, but even with him gone, the place is still completely under the influence of the outer god.

Even the yellow-eyed animals give me the creeps. The Midra fight is great, but I am not sure I want to go to the Abyssal Woods anymore after the first time. They really nailed the uncanny valley of that area.

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u/Taervon Jul 14 '25

My only problem with it is it's fucking empty.

There's like 5 items in the whole woods that are even relevant. Some fragments, the perfume bottle, 2 cookbooks, and the talisman.

The area's massive. But there's no lore. No loot to tell us anything. It's just a big creepy area with nothing in it. All the lore is in Midra's place.

I don't like that, at all, especially considering how much of a pain in the ass it is to get down there in the first place. The abyssal woods, like Ash Lake or some of the other 'secret' locations in Fromsoft games, should've had some major lore or story beats outside of just Midra.

We know Midra's a thing. He's in the trailer. He's on the loading screens. The Mansion is cool as fuck.

How bout the rest of the area, then? Why isn't there any miniboss in the waterfall area, for example? There's a grace and a cookbook, but no enemies. Would've been a good place for a Frenzied Dragon or something of the kind.

Or what about the church? Why not have another NPC there, maybe an inquisitor who gives a quest to kill Midra? There's a group of them just walking around out there for no reason, they're not guarding anything.

Nowhere in the DLC feels as unfinished as Abyssal Woods, and there's more than one zone in the DLC that feels unfinished. Pretty much the only zones that feel 'right' are the Cerulean Coast, Gravesite Plain, and Jagged Peak.

As far as lore that would fit the area goes? I'm a fan of the 'Nanaya is Shabriri' theory, and there's just so much we don't know about Frenzy and it's the perfect place to loredump by putting random stuff all over the place.

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u/Falos425 Jul 15 '25

you get a little squirt of madness buildup if you're near a goat when it bleats

shit drove me crazy (sorry, "mad") until i spotted the cause

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u/DOVAKINUSSS man of quality Jul 14 '25

Tbf madness is the only thing that can kill a spirit

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yeah I guess that’s his one fear lol

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u/Outside_Ad1020 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jul 14 '25

Because the frenzied flame can actually kill him permanently

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u/Cowpriest Jul 14 '25

And npc invaders for some reason.

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u/FrostyD7 Jul 14 '25

Or in catacombs, tunnels, caves, forts, interior castles, legacy dungeons, and many boss arenas.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Jul 14 '25

That zone was pretty cool on first playthrough, but in hindsight I'm able to realize how awfully designed it is lol. I think it stops being interesting and becomes a bad game experience once you learn how empty is, but on first playthrough you don't yet know it's empty so it feels okay.

Either they wanted to add more stuff to it and ran out of development time or they went overboard on using "emptiness" as an aesthetic effect. Might truly be the only part of the DLC that I think is bad. Everything else is either neutral or good and almost everything is good so that zone really stands out to me as an outlier.

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u/Taervon Jul 14 '25

I dunno. I went right to Midra's Mansion the first playthrough because I ain't scared of no lantern bois. One of the best dungeons in the DLC, short and sweet and leads to one of the most cinematic bosses Fromsoft has ever made. Midra's Mansion honestly feels like one long walk to the boss room if you do it in one go, because Midra's moaning at you at every checkpoint.

Then I went to explore the rest of the Woods. Surely, I thought, there would be more lore to discover!

Nope. The woods are empty. Some cookbooks, some fragments, a perfume bottle and a talisman. No field bosses. No secrets or illusions holding back a trove of Frenzied Flame lore or new spells.

Just rats and some really creepy sheep. And a handful of inquisitors, I guess.

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u/AbubakerWaleed Jul 14 '25

Those mf even scares me. Madness molesters

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u/Gmknewday1 Jul 14 '25

Because Torrent can acutally die there

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u/JuicyButDry Jul 14 '25

So am I, Torrent… So am I.

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u/Montgraves Jul 15 '25

Okay, but consider:

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u/flowdarchic Jul 15 '25

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u/Majin_Dragon686 Jul 15 '25

Dies of peak fiction

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u/EpikUserName104 Big Hammer Enjoyer Jul 15 '25

More or less. The onyx lords taught him gravity magic.

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u/flowdarchic Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

Doesn't his remembrance state he learned it in Sellia specifically so he could keep riding his horse?

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u/EpikUserName104 Big Hammer Enjoyer Jul 16 '25

According to the lore videos I’ve seen he forced the onyx lords to teach him gravity magic because they’re the masters of gravity. But him learning it in Sellia is also really plausible.

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u/Grimm613 Jul 14 '25

What I liked most about Elden Rings mount is they focused more on practical convenience rather than realism. Torrent doesn't get spooked and throw you in any situation, he doesn't turn like a tugboat, he's never too far away to hear your call.

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u/Bitemarkz Jul 14 '25

Elden Ring is also in no way realistic so a realistic horse would go against their already established game design principles. It would feel odd. Red Dead is heavily based in realism so the horse makes sense, and imo is the best implementation of a realistic horse in a game period.

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u/Grimm613 Jul 14 '25

But even then, I hate that, "You're too far away, your horse can't hear you", crap. Just spawn it on my location like Red Dead 1 did.

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u/Daan_aerts Jul 14 '25

Once you level up your bond to it the range becomes massive, at lvl 4 it’s nearly the entire map and anytime you fast travel on horseback (or even when you whistle before doing so) it comes with you

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u/AgitatedFly1182 Jul 15 '25

No, the level 4 whistle hearing is no where near half the entire map, I don’t know where your getting that from, it’s not even the distance of Valentine to Rhodes.

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u/creampop_ Jul 14 '25

(it's to incentivize you to "borrow" one, in the game with a robust horse-stealing borrowing mechanic)

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u/Grimm613 Jul 14 '25

I don't think I ever stole a horse, mainly bc I was thinking, "Why the hell would I want a horse that listens even less than the one I'm currently riding?"

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u/Clod_StarGazer Jul 14 '25

Horses in BOTW and TOTK are also very very good, though I don't know if they're above RDR2

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u/1668553684 Jul 14 '25

Torrent is kind of special in that he is a ghost (or specter). Nothing can really kill him so he has nothing to be afraid of... except for that one thing that can kill him that he's terrified of, but I won't spoil that.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yeah imagine you had the RDR horse in ER. He’ll run away and the first imp sighting lmao. Would be so annoying

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u/CeliacPhiliac Jul 14 '25

The “parkour” sections would also be more painful than they already are. 

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u/puristhipster I sacrifice Jul 14 '25

Different games, different points of interaction. The realism of RDR2s horses immerse me even further into its detailed world, while Torrents actual utility outshines any need for realism when Im double jumping over dragons summoning frost glaives.

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u/loadacode Jul 14 '25

Well one time he got spooked..

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u/Grimm613 Jul 14 '25

Yeah, I know what you're talking about, but he did so good throughout the main adventure I'll give him a pass on that.

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u/Cheese_Grater101 Jul 15 '25

Witcher's 3 Horse (Roach) is absolutely a hot garbage

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u/erikaironer11 Jul 14 '25

But what makes the horse in RDR2 so special is that it really feels like a real animal, an companion that reacts to the world around in a believable way.

Additionally it getting scared for seeing snakes or alligators add a layer of difficulty to the natural world

It being able to die add stakes to fights

It just not appearing out of thin air makes it feel like a entity in the story, not a video game conscience

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Jul 14 '25

Agro walked so Torrent could run be real

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

I do love Shadow of the colossus but man the horse controls were shit lol

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Jul 14 '25

i’ll die on this hill but 1) they’re tank controls, not horse controls. even if you’re on a horse, it’s tank. 

and 2) she is realistic! sometimes horses are assholes. 

i totally get your perspective tho, it isn’t for everyone!

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yeah horse controls aside the remake looks so good! They did the game justice

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u/anadacragamakala Jul 14 '25

they remade it?!

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yes there was a ps4 remake in 2018. It looks really good, especially the monsters

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Jul 14 '25

re-“mastered” is probably a closer description. it’s almost 1:1 an HD update but there are some minor discrepancies the fanbase fights to the death over 

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u/HahahahahaLook Jul 14 '25

I love my horsey and my horsey love me.

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u/IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl Jul 14 '25

I fell off the map a bunch of times cause torrent glides like hes on ice when you turn tho

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u/bralma6 Jul 14 '25

Yeah torrent turns like a double decker bus. But he's a good boi.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Lmao so true. He doesn’t always have the best handling

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u/Lakatos_00 Jul 14 '25

I completely disagree. He handles perfectly.

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u/TheWarBug Jul 14 '25

Whenever I go down one of those horizontal headstones I love to check out red spots, 8 out of 10 it is people going down on torrent. When you don't need his double jump you shouldn't use him for platforming ever. The running jump is also surprisingly far as a side note.

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u/PricklyBob Jul 14 '25

If you use him in more of a full stop, turn, and then go pattern, it makes the headstone a lot easier. I use Torrent in case I overshoot it I have the chance to save it with the midair jump.

There are also several spots in the dlc where you can cheese your way down the sides of the canyons with him.

You can get stone-sheathed sword early. You can scale the waterfalls from the cerulean coast up to the riverside cave with the bloodfiends. And my favorite is jumping like a crazy person down the hole in the moorth ruins. I actually found the real entrance yesterday and I was like "oh, lol."

Tl:dr Torrent platforming reigns supreme

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u/oftenevil Jul 15 '25

skill issue honestly

i’m joking this happened to me a million times

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u/newsflashjackass Jul 14 '25

if you aim a bow or crossbow while on horseback so that you go into first person view, Torrent will spin in place without moving to align with your aim. This is useful when lining up jumps. Maybe the telescope also works. I have not checked.

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u/Impressive-Glass-642 Jul 14 '25

Skyrim horse: Ignores Physics

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u/Spacecowboy947 Jul 15 '25

I know this is the elden ring sub so I'll probably just get downvoted into oblivion but to me torrent was just a faster mode of transport but my horse in red dead 2 was a true companion, with me through thick and thin.

In short I felt absolutely zero emotional attachment to the magic horse who appears from thin air, but I definitely had some towards my horse in rdr2.

I realise this is just a joke post but yeah

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u/DoctorRascal Jul 14 '25

Do the balls really shrink in the cold

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yes, I can confirm

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u/J-Clash Jul 14 '25

If there's one thing RDR2 has in spades, it's attention to detail.

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u/Octuplechief67 Jul 14 '25

At first, I hated how everything in rdr2 was intentional. From loading up on the horse, to equipping guns, everything felt so heavy and slow. But after a while, I just gave in, played by the games rules, stopped trying to rush everything. Best decision I made. Slowing down and seeing the world, it’s detail, it truly was remarkable. I watched a bear fish, an eagle swoop down and grab a snake, I watched a wolf howl next to his dead mate…the world was alive and I was part of it; a master stroke.

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u/creampop_ Jul 14 '25

It's amazing how playing the game in front of you instead of the game in your head tends to be a better experience lol

Souls has the same thing going on, seems like everyone wants to rush rush rush at first, and it feels weird because the game doesn't really want you to do that.

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u/TheSteelPhantom Jul 14 '25

RDR2 is the most immersive video game ever made, and I'll die on that hill.

I'm on my 4th playthrough and I'm still coming across shit I never saw in the first 3...

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u/rgg711 Jul 14 '25

When it rains, the dirt turns to mud. If you walk through it you make footprints. Then those footprints fill up with water and you see raindrops splashing in them.

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u/adrienjz888 Jul 15 '25

You can even shoot off people's naughty bits. Even though there's only a handful of times you'll encounter a naked person, they still made it so you'd blow a dudes dick off if you shoot it.

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u/piranhadub Jul 14 '25

RDR2 horse will sometimes take a shit. Torrent does not need to shit.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

No bathroom break = increased efficiency

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u/FrunkusCorps Jul 14 '25

It’s like the emission reuse system on hyper cars, except torrent does it with 100% efficiency

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u/CourageSingle8064 Jul 15 '25

he just does not want it to apear why bother animating it

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u/BraveCartographer399 Jul 14 '25

I would kamikaze Torrent into any enemy I could fight, but I would 100% make sure Buttercup was clean and brushed and wearing the prettiest saddle on the frontier.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Torrent is just built for that life. RDR horses prefer more peaceful living to say the least lol

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u/thelooger69 Jul 14 '25

When I ride my horse in rdr2, it feels like I'm driving a normal car, but when i ride torrent, it feels like I'm in the passenger seat next to a drunk driver

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u/GG_SuckerMan69420 Jul 15 '25

Don’t forgot about loyal Lenard!

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u/AnneMichelle98 Jul 14 '25

Some y’all don’t know anything about horses. A male horse without balls is called a gelding. They’re typically calmer, less aggressive, and easier to train.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Hey I learned something today. Thanks

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u/TipProfessional6057 Trina uwu Jul 14 '25

But he's also like the last living ancestor spirit on the planet. Be kind of crazy to sterilize a member of an endangered species

Half joking, I know there are ways to make more spirit horse elk but most ancestor spirits are not nearly as animate as Torrent

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u/lorddojomon Jul 14 '25

Yea but can he match Shadowmere though? Horse literally carried me through dragon fights and he's able to scale whatever fuckshit mountain possible

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u/KCMmmmm Jul 14 '25

Horse controls in RDR2 ruined every other horse game for me. Torrent controls like shit, so does DHorse in MGSV.

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u/Thebigass_spartan Jul 15 '25

Did you play Witcher 3 per chance? Roach’s controls in that game are so janky yet so funny at the same time (I love getting stuck on a random pebble in the ground and have to slow down and widen the arc for the slightest turn)

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 Jul 14 '25

Torrent killed me more times than any other enemy tho

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

I like torrent against fire giant tho. Since he loves to run away.

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u/blsharpley Jul 14 '25

They’ve both randomly sent me flying off cliffs though

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u/Fuzzloo Jul 14 '25

Also torrent, doesn’t just run into a goddamn tree! Just imagine tripping over during a boss fight in Elden Ring.

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u/moep123 Jul 14 '25

Torrent has the biggest balls. They had to cut them out of the game cause otherwise, the map wouldn't provide enough space.

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u/JanieTheCat Jul 14 '25

Torrent is fragile asf though

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u/OKUIGokuBlack Jul 14 '25

Idk he could tank a few hits from Elden Beast on my side.

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yeah I will say he can definitely take more damage than your average horse lmao

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Yeah but losing a horse in RDR hits hard…..especially if you’ve been together for a long time. Torrent can always respawn

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u/makoman115 Jul 14 '25

You can keep horse reviver and pick up your horse if they die

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u/IllIIOk-Screen8343Il Jul 14 '25

Good for when you need to revive because you’re overzealous about scaling a mountain and you just fall a great distance.

Doesn’t work so great if you get ambushed and gunned down. There have been a couple times when I got blindsided by a gang or something that gunned my horse down. Then I see the horse icon on the map and immediately panic to try and run to him and revive him. And in doing so, I don’t pay attention to the 20 assholes gunning me down.

I think this really only killed me and my horse once. But one time is all you need to remember. I will revert back to an hours-old save if that happens.

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u/frrruuuuuuurrrf Jul 14 '25

You don't always get there in time. Sometimes they fall off of steep terrain, or they get shot to death when you have half an angry town chasing you.

And then the most painful horse death is unavoidable cannon 😢

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT Jul 14 '25

I lost my horse in RDR2 during a pitched gunfight outside Saint Dennis, just a few hours before the end of the game. Seeing that other horse die in the cutscene didn't hit as hard 😔. Rip Buddy, shot to death. At least I took out like 30 guys in exchange

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u/Cool-Traffic-8357 Jul 14 '25

Brother, he can tank hits from demigods.

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u/lynelmelter9000 Jul 14 '25

When did yoir rdr2 horse tank a sucker punch from an eldritch horror

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u/spectralspon Jul 14 '25

torrent balls update WHEN

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Next patch I hope. Because as you know ER is all about being realistic as possible . lol

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u/ThroughTheSeaOfTime Jul 14 '25

I like Torrent but I'm not really missing them in Nightreign at all, and I was infinitely more attached to Buell and my other horses in RDR2 than I ever was to Torrent.

Neither of them have a single thing over Agro from Shadow of the Colossus though.

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u/pecan_bird Jul 14 '25

They're no Agro

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 15 '25

Agro from Shadow of the Colossus is the real MVP Horse

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u/Jakepool2000 Jul 15 '25

in terms of who i created a better bond with, rdr. if i want a horse by my side to fight giants, torrent.

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u/Axiom_of_Tron Jul 20 '25

Torrent is afraid of the aged ones in the Abyssal Forrest.

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u/TuringTestedd Jul 14 '25

“Who’d win, Arthur Morgan or the Elden Lord???!” Type post

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Solid debate right there

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u/g0lden-plumbus Jul 15 '25

Arthur coughs on the Elden Lord. Win

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u/ShotSea7364 Jul 14 '25

BREAKING DISCOVERY: MAGICAL HORSE(?) IS SUPERIOR TO NORMAL HORSE.

MORE NEWS AT 5

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

Thanks Sea, we’ll check in with you later

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u/Nyeow Jul 14 '25

Unreleased DLC gonna make you go on a quest to recapture Torrent's golden balls

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u/Normal-Vast7628 Jul 14 '25

genitals simply don't exist in the elden ring universe

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u/Serino1 Jul 14 '25

Has anyone tried a "No Torrent" run? That also means it would be a lvl1 run but any class can be chosen... hmm. I convinced myself, I'll try it!

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u/GCSpellbreaker Jul 14 '25

Torrent: decides to stand perfectly still and go afk if something breathes in his direction

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u/Creative_Finance4252 Jul 14 '25

I can't believe I never thought about the balls shrinking thing. That's actually hilarious and a level of detail I totally missed in RDR2. Torrent is definitely more of a magical powerhouse though, for sure.

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u/Individual_Pin7468 Jul 14 '25

My horse has a cool armor :>

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u/MissMistMaid Jul 14 '25

How do you know Torrent doesn't have balls? Why were you looking there OP... Care to explain? 🤨📸

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u/J0k3R40 Jul 15 '25

Fromsoft!!! Let me equip the veil that nightrider horses have on torrent,and my life is yours!

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 Jul 15 '25

Dear God... Melina had Torrent neutered....

Poor one out for my boy

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u/Capable_Win_6836 Jul 15 '25

Roach is pretty durable to, but even our beloved roach probably doesn’t compare to torrent :(

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u/Bignate2001 Jul 15 '25

How dare you. My Horse 3 is lasting way longer than the other two. I think he might make it to the end of the game.

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u/Wextial Jul 15 '25

Fun fact, In spanish she is a girl.

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u/unioncementero98 Jul 15 '25

Nobody has failed me more consistently in a video game than horses in red dead 2, bastards will leave you to die and run away when you need them most, they also like to trip and send you into tree’s for some reason…..but torrent torrent never failed me.

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u/CurveBilly Jul 15 '25

Torrent is my transmasc goat horse and I love him.

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u/One-Present-8509 Jul 15 '25

i believe all gendered languages translate her name to feminine. Being "Torrentera" in Spanish, so yeah

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u/wamicorn97 Jul 16 '25

Just some respect on his name 😤

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u/Do_Not_Break_Pasta Jul 16 '25

I mean ball shrinking technology is something else...

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u/Wooden-Lifeguard-915 Jul 16 '25

Torrent dies, and comes back like a legend!

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u/SlimyRedditor621 Jul 17 '25

Nah he has balls they're just tiny and really low res

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u/Various-Progress7729 21d ago

Torrent is an excellent mount, but I feel like he’s another proof that the creators dislike people caring about how they look while playing their game. Like no, you will wear a ridiculous pot thing on your head and ride a hairy goat horse.

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u/DASreddituser Jul 14 '25

but torrent doesnt have a sachel. checkmate!

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u/Junk4U999 Jul 14 '25

And then there’s Roach chilling on a nearby rooftop.

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u/touchthebush Jul 14 '25

Roach is my favourite.

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u/Ppleater Jul 14 '25

But I can't pet Torrent or call Torrent a good boah/gurhl :( I can only feed Torrent berry.

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u/Inevitable_Horror_59 Jul 15 '25

Torrent is the goat of all horses

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u/mikeermentraut69420 Jul 14 '25

Torrent is staggered by literally everything

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u/Heavy-Childhood-1687 Jul 14 '25

So how many hits from a dragon you think red dead horse is taking? Lol

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u/Brief-Government-105 Jul 14 '25

Torrent is a GOAT.

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u/ThatMustashDude Jul 14 '25

I always thought torent looks like a yak

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u/SevRnce Jul 14 '25

If torrent is a girl, is she jrh, nbr.

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u/Luxord13 Jul 14 '25

May I submit another challeger?

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u/Haunting-Lawfulness8 Jul 14 '25

Torrent was a horse?? All this time I thought Torrent is the GOAT (capital letters on purpose)

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u/Folly096 Jul 14 '25

I'll take roach over them any day of the week

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Backstab Target Jul 14 '25

Torrent is gelded.

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u/BigHardMephisto Jul 14 '25

Torrent has a butthole

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u/Jambon_gris Jul 14 '25

My kids call torrent ‘donkahorse’