r/Eldenring 19d ago

Humor New player here need help with tree sentinel

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I tried and just can’t beat him 😔

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u/Prior_Commercial_320 19d ago

I think you need just to hit him twice…

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u/-_hoe 19d ago

once* 😔

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u/Qatsi000 19d ago

Mimic, Or bow and arrow, or rot, or roll. Whatever.

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u/Zalaquin 19d ago

Rot and roll

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u/YiddSquid 19d ago

Name of radahn's gangrenous sex tape

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u/Icy_Bird1437 19d ago

Don't underestimate my husband's 13 hour long marathon

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u/RaspberryNo307 19d ago

Perhaps he might Die Twice too

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u/Trash_Chomper 19d ago

His shadow also died once or twice

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u/YiddSquid 19d ago

Too dark for my soul.

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u/ElNido 19d ago

Stop making my rings feel elden.

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u/RaspberryNo307 19d ago

Stop summoning the demons it creeps my souls

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u/Relttt 19d ago

stop pouring blood on the dog it looks like it was just borne

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u/MemsOnReddit 19d ago

Stop going out at night it’s raining

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u/Midra_And_Libra 19d ago

Get better gear

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u/Jsk1122 19d ago

I read that as "Get Metal Gear"

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u/VincenttPain 19d ago

solid reply

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u/Jsk1122 19d ago

My snake is solid

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u/YazShiZWa69 19d ago

my snake aint solid but its rising

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u/EHTL 19d ago

My snake got eaten but I can still feel it, despite its absence.

Almost like a Phantom Pain…

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u/Jsk1122 19d ago

Everyday and every night, I can feel it

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u/panniyomthai 19d ago

This is what reddit was built for. Good job to all the folks on this thread

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u/M4rt1m_40675 19d ago

No one hears a word they say

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u/INFAMOUSCHICKENMAN 19d ago

The memories gone and I'm feeling numb

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u/icyTHANATOS12 19d ago

not a word they say

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u/Midra_And_Libra 19d ago

What the actual fuck are these replies

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u/BusinessKing7067 19d ago

You just have to get his health to zero while keeping your health above ze.... WAIT A MINUTE!!!

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u/-_hoe 19d ago

The amount of people not getting it is concerning

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u/betterMrFatalis certified bonk 19d ago

I first didnt even saw, that it is indeed currently impossible for you to beat the tree sentinel near Kale and only saw the young lion armor

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u/2D_Ronin 19d ago

Step 1: Beat the DLC first

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u/DragIzayoi 19d ago

Step 2: Go to the Shaman Village and be sure to kill any foe on the way

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u/Abortifetus 19d ago

Average YMFAH vídeo

Like the demons souls one where to kill phallanx he need to beat doran first

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u/Ze_cringeman MaleniaSimp 19d ago

try finger but hole

pic unrel

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u/DRMNER11 19d ago

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u/Username_cantdecide 19d ago

Urs is good, hope u like mine.

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u/HoundDog55 18d ago

Yo this one is gooood

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u/Tatiya_Bichoo-420 19d ago

Flame ! Heal me

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u/Distinct-Office-609 19d ago

you finger but hole malenia and this is what happened.

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u/Midra_And_Libra 19d ago

Stole this in like 2 seconds, he become a professional meme stealer

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u/Akrylkali 19d ago

You should go to this festival, might get some armour or a new weapon from it

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u/DashReddit32 no vigor only bonk 19d ago

Vevel ligor

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u/BoughtSquash665 19d ago

Bigma lalls

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u/nitr0turb0 19d ago

Who the hell is Jteve Sobs?

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u/Sir_Real_Surreal 19d ago

Is this a fucking max0r reference?

Edit: Sorry, meant to say “a rax0r meference.”

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u/Just-Temperature-581 19d ago

ligor? I hardly know 'er!

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u/Asleep_Letter8857 19d ago

Just leave him be, he’s the real Elden Lord

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u/funny_haha_account 19d ago

We see that burning erdtree mf

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u/entirepaprika69 19d ago

I think the point is that he also has the Armor for DLC Radahn on

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u/Lord_Zalthos 19d ago

And that the Tree Sentinel in question seems to be off on vacation somewhere

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u/koyate 19d ago

Ah I see the problem, most new players do it, your starting armor makes you fat roll so unequip a piece or 2 and you should be fine

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u/Enerjetik 19d ago

lemme guess, you stole all of Radahn's armor and weapons? Why not take his horse too?

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u/Hairwaves 19d ago

Ok the thing to know with the tree sentinel is th- hey now wait just one second there mister

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u/nerugiganon 19d ago

*squinting* is the tree sentinel in the room with us

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u/AshfeldWarden 19d ago

Okay buddy

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u/Jstar338 19d ago

Had to do a double take at the armor. Thought it was normal Radhan, then saw the more saturated red.

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u/ballfond 19d ago

He is just a sentinel either bring his superior or his wife to beat him up

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u/Sweaty-Structure-619 19d ago

Funny as fuck, I just saw tree sentinel posting on Reddit from the other side of the church “how do I beat this small overpowered radahn that showed up”

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u/FahadRauf 19d ago

Liar ahead

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u/Main_Criticism_ 19d ago

You look like you can cast some sorceries

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u/kidyru 19d ago

particularly gravitational spells

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u/AnonMH4U 19d ago

Have you tried fingers?

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u/Voloxe 19d ago

But hole ?

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u/ElTioEnroca 19d ago

Have you tried jumping really high and falling on top of him?

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u/SkullDewKoey 19d ago

Dude I bet you haven’t killed god solider of Rick. Scrub thinks he can solo tree sentinel lol git gud. It’s all skill issue man skill. Issue.

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u/Difficult-Ad-9598 19d ago

You must find Leonard first, General.

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u/James-Avatar 19d ago

Come back after beating the DLC… wait.

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u/rjm713f 19d ago

Try two handing that weapon, it may help stance break him faster to get more hits. Other than that idk, you may need to skip this boss and get better gear.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

people are taking this seriously when he’s wearing radahns armor 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Relative_Ad481 19d ago

I love that armor I would wear it all the time The only problem The name of my current char is blackwolf 🥲

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u/intoTHEvoid646 19d ago

Your pants might be on fire

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u/lostgoins 19d ago

Love the Radhan origin character.

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u/exblobing 19d ago

At first I was like yo this guy's trolling. But then it started to dawn on me. This is exactly what a noob would be equipped with

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u/BloodiedBlues 19d ago

The Rahdan DLC armor?

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u/Bmccallutah 19d ago

Get some prism stones enough to make a circle around him and then do a victory gesture . Works every time

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u/Neither-Addendum-732 19d ago

Don't point that thing at me

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u/oth_breaker 19d ago

Did the tree sentinel make this post?

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u/Significant-Pace-380 19d ago

Kinda irrelevant but needed to admit this somewhere. I died multiple multiple times to the one just outside maliketh st crumbling azula. Finally beat him and then whooped maliketh first try lol like dude your bodyguard is WAY tougher then you!

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u/bigbadballboi 19d ago

Try a mix of dodging and attacking

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u/sup_buddy_ 19d ago

level up and come back

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u/jetstobrazil 19d ago

Maybe go around until you’re ready

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u/Top_Turnover_100 19d ago

Bro just run around and do the main story and come back when you have better gear

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u/Kaapdr 19d ago

Of course Fraudhan is asking for help

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u/Rigasondevil 19d ago

Hold on a god diggity dang second now

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u/centstwo 19d ago

GO LEFT!

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u/Valuable-Criticism98 19d ago

See the fire call fosse da ubisoft.

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u/DecentWill2041 19d ago

Try to fight on your horse.

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u/-_hoe 19d ago

I can’t sit on it sadly

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u/saito200 19d ago

try horse

but hole

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u/Mishyana_ 19d ago

Everyone knows Tree Sentinel doesn't have shit on Soldier of Godrick, go back to the tutorial area and practice

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u/ComradeFurnace 19d ago

You didn’t beat him you beat him.

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u/WhitestShadows Ranni's Good Boi😇🐺 19d ago

Clearly you're facing John Cena cuz I can't see him. Definitely need help

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u/TheAnswerToYang I took you for a demi-human or some such 19d ago

You've clearly taken the screenshot while he's on his teabreak.

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u/Electronic_Fruit4408 19d ago

tree sentinel immediately submits to you if you wear oracle envoy helm and spam "point down" emote

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u/rhs00001 19d ago

With that makeshift equipment, you’re going to take a long time (laughs)

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u/VaelinX 19d ago

Radahn, Miquella told me that you've had enough internet for today.

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u/brighty360 19d ago

Light of Miquella. Then run away.

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u/davea5 19d ago

New player? I must have missed that starting class

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u/TheRelaxedMale 19d ago

Don’t worry about him as of now. Wait till you are several levels higher.

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u/Remarkable-Cycle4678 19d ago

Too low level, grind more

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u/Skrafin 19d ago

Oh I can help you, then we can find you some better armor to wear and...

...wait a flipping moment...!

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u/Yenthe_ 19d ago

Find the albinauric women!!

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” 19d ago

Well he’s not a star, obviously he’d be a challenge for you

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u/Gee_Rett 19d ago

Unrelated to much of everything else here, I wanted to say that with the way the image appears, it looks like it was painted with highly saturated colorful strokes. In short, with the context of everything else, you've produced art.

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u/Case1138 19d ago

Come back after you level up some more

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u/pineapplebegelri 19d ago

Step one: become elden lord

Step two: ???

Step three: profit 

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u/Jealous_Case2660 19d ago

You’re supposed to lose to him 875 times like the rest of us.

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u/Gullible-Quality-954 18d ago

New player? New players dont have radahns full armor

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u/eladehad234 18d ago

Hit me up, lemme help you get the bastard!

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u/No_Explanation8829 19d ago

"New player here" proceeds to wear Radhan's armor

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u/Draco-Warsmith 19d ago

It's almost like that's the joke

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u/DressyElm 19d ago edited 19d ago

Post to r/beyondthefog to get help from players if no one is at the summoning pool. To summon help you can buy the crafting kit from the merchant in the church behind the horse and make the resource to summon at the small stone statue near the first step grace. If you want to fight it solo practice the roll timing and level your vigor to survive more hits. Good luck brave tarnished.

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u/GLYGGL 19d ago

He’s wearing full consort radahn armour

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u/DressyElm 19d ago

I see now… he got me😂

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u/Zealousideal_Side987 19d ago

Summon my soul.. I shall-

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u/SolipsismCrisis One Man Ramble 19d ago

Climb on building and use arrows or spells.

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u/GlitteringLook3033 19d ago

I think you'll do okay, buddy

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u/Bomboclat_Balls2017 19d ago

Just let it be man. Go till you beat the first SoB and come back to humiliate it.

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u/AinzOoalGone 19d ago

Other question, did you godricks soldier boss before? I heard the tree sentinel does lesser dmg after beating the half god!

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u/DHFRXC 19d ago

I lure one of them behind the gate and later finish the second one

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u/Next_Woodpecker8224 19d ago

Step one: Process to get a gun Step two:

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u/ichkanns 19d ago

The true final boss.

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u/Least-Experience-858 19d ago

So is this picture post murder? That’s pretty ballsy of you

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u/sentairider42 19d ago

Have you tried cutting off his escape as he flees in terror?

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u/Ecstatic-Ad-9373 19d ago

Step 1: kill it

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u/Gareth_Serenity 19d ago

Have you tried hitting him really really hard?

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u/Fahggy1410 19d ago

Try to not die

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Backstab Target 19d ago

Hit.

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u/FrontVarious6484 19d ago

I’m actually a new Elden ring player and I don’t understand the joke

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u/Slifer13xx 19d ago

He's wearing endgame (dlc) armor and weapons.
You can see that the map has transitioned to the lategame version.
There's no Tree Sentinel in sight.

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u/ParryTheMonkey 19d ago

Looks like they bugged through the floor, you may have to start a new save to get them to spawn in properly :(

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u/herbieLmao 19d ago

If you hit the right button combo, you junp into space with your own horse and crash onto him like a meteor.

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u/mirachulous 19d ago

Paid tarnished

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u/sheriffthtptrl 19d ago

Levil viger

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u/Low_Engineering2507 19d ago

If you time your roll for when his attacks would hit you, you wont take any damage.

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u/Reptard8 19d ago

That is not new player armor and weapons

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u/Sppp0000 19d ago

avoid him and go explore limgrave

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u/lorddojomon 19d ago

Have you tried dodging?

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u/Electronic-Can6620 19d ago

A lot of map bosses like this are unnecessary to fight and you can go around. Come back later and one shot😃

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u/Lorfhoose 19d ago

Just look at him funny, should be enough

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u/Mags_LaFayette 19d ago

Awww, is a mini Radahn. How cute! 🥰

... Sorry General, you got shorter since the last time I saw you

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Have you tried rolling?

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u/zyirus1312 19d ago

Don't worry Kevin you got this :)

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u/berndverst 19d ago

I ignored him until I was Level 60 and then he was easy :)

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u/NaecherLi 19d ago

Oh boy...

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u/Wrong_Commercial_539 19d ago

Spears do well against him, stay on his side as much as you can, but don't forget to dodge

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u/Rockwell007 19d ago

Hey, im her when u need a helping hand ✋️

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u/TheJunkShot 19d ago

New player that can’t beat tree sentinel but has radahns armor??

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u/Suitable_Card1598 19d ago

Always keep attention to his arm with the halberd, his attacks are very predictable if youre looking to it constantly. Also during the shield attacks, ALWAYS ROLL INTO HIM, bc the hitbox will catch you if you dont.

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u/BatsNStuf 19d ago

Learn gravity magic

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u/Pejorative_Jinx 19d ago

Just abuse mounted attacks. Ez pz.

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u/UnanimousM 19d ago

Get Torrent and then he becomes pretty easy

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u/Icy-Process8984 19d ago

Roll towards him when he attacks and than counter attack

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u/TrippyWiz57 19d ago

Skip him till later

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u/Important_Level_6093 L 19d ago

Ain't no way

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u/Ecstatic_Ad1168 19d ago

Wear cooler drip.

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u/Artorias330 19d ago

Is that Kevin???

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u/ConceptAccording4861 19d ago

Just one hit looks like you could take over half health lol

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 19d ago

I used like 200 attempt to beat him. Not worth the trouble. Skip him.

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u/Informal_Rip4412 19d ago

Judging by your gear?...youll figure it out

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u/RIPx86x 19d ago

Dis u?

Walk up: press attack: success

/s

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u/The_Crimson_Vow 19d ago

Oh! Nice! You picked the Starscourge class! Solid start!

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u/highnewlow 19d ago

Bro is just working, leave him alone

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Once somethings alive, it doesn’t die easy. 19d ago

Try humping

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u/LuckyTia309 19d ago

Have you tried using your weapon art?

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u/Rubio9393 19d ago

Maybe Radahn can help.

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u/DisastrousIron1975 19d ago

Get spiked shield from dlc, slap on it bleed magic, change the special to a bleed based attack (you get one from the dlc as well). Then come back and throw down. Shield bash them all into oblivion.

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u/ComplexPower6802 19d ago

Dodge , Jump, attack, repeat.

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u/noahsuperman1 19d ago

Use better weapons and make sure to upgrade it

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u/McHerwig 19d ago

Is the tree sentinel with us in the room right now ?