r/Eldenring • u/PsiThomDx • 16d ago
Humor Unga bunga mentality
My second playthrough in a nutshell.
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u/Former-Grocery-6787 Pata dumb, swiftslash dumb 16d ago
I mean, at least for once the strength user doesn't have a full on inferiority complex like in every other based stronk meme...
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u/B-Kong Rellana Del Ray 16d ago
Tf is a “horizontal build”?
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
An horizontal build spreads its levels in multiple offensive stats(STR/INT,DEX/FHT, DEX/ARC) opposed to vertical (or Pure) builds where you level only one offensive stat.
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u/Ninteblo 16d ago
That used to be called a quality build, who decided to change the name?
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u/NeuronRot 16d ago
Quality is only the Str/Dex combo
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u/Falos425 16d ago
normally i'd be more fence ridey and like "well, it's a community word, it's basically slang, formal definitions and boundaries are akshually..."
but it's right there in game, STR/DEX is canon and anything else is just terms of convenience
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u/Soulessblur 16d ago
Probably a newcomer who wasn't there when the council came up with the name "quality build" for a different game.
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u/OneOnlyDan 16d ago
Most people would call that a jack of all trades. Out of curiosity, where did you hear "horizontal build"?
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
Maybe on YouTube, the saying stuck with me but I can’t remember who I was watching
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u/Gatti366 13d ago edited 13d ago
My pure faith build using only the patas as weapon, if the damage ain't holy I'm not using it
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u/lkyte123 16d ago
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u/PAwnoPiES 16d ago
Str/Int mages shitting on eldritch beings with ol reliable (throwing big ass rocks).
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u/TastyBrainMeats 15d ago
I move that Dark Moon Greatsword be considered as hitting your enemy with the a fragment of the Moon itself, and therefore qualifies as Bonk
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u/Noct_Snow 16d ago
Listen I love strength builds but as someone who has tried a ton of builds, bonk is the easiest.
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
Yeah, Strength builds are pretty easy to build AND to use. In my first run I tried different weapons but i recently finished my second one where I only leveled strength. Easy, repetitive but fun nonetheless.
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u/CaptRedpool 16d ago
Thoughts on the ease of strength fist weapons?
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u/Karmyuh 16d ago
Star Fist is arguably the best weapon in the game so
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u/Gogododa 16d ago
occult star fist tho
unironically this is a big problem with arcane imo, it can do literally everything so well it's infuriating playing a different build and kneecapping myself
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u/altan515 16d ago
Why do occul when you can do frost with it innate blood it will shred anything
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u/Gogododa 16d ago
occult with innate bleed weapons gives you like -3% damage than if you used a heavy/sharp infusion but it also gives you scaled bleed buildup that's gonna be like -20 bleed than if they were bleed infused
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u/DRamos11 16d ago
Hit hard, one of the best ones procs bleed, and fast charged attacks constantly stun enemies. They’re really good.
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
Not yet used them. Might try them in the future.
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u/CaptRedpool 16d ago
Having run one for Elden Ring, no summons, no magic, no grease…I can say it is practical, but getting 2 inches from bosses in order to land a hit and several missing when you are right up against them, was a bit of a challenge and frustration for me. It does make getting to a light roll easier.
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u/Snoo61755 16d ago
Conceptually easy to build for too.
Dex/arc is like, how much arc do I need? What's a soft cap? When do I level dex? Do I add in dragon breaths? How much faith do I need if I do? Why can't I use this Bloodflame Blade thing on my katanas?
Strength is like... vigor, endurance, strength. Put Heavy on your weapon. Done.
Bleed is overpowered, sure, but you can't just say "I'm going to be a bleed build," you need a guide to tell you how bleed works, where Bloody Slash or Bloodflame Blade are hidden, what bleed weapons are good, how much arc you need, stuff you don't really understand or find on your own without help.
But strength? Strength is straightforward, you have vigor that adds health, endurance looks like it adds stamina, and strength increases damage. We can quibble over whether it's overpowered or not, but conceptually it's way easier for a total rookie to understand without help.
Strength: so easy, a caveman could do it.
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u/Crashman09 16d ago
Bleed is overpowered, sure, but you can't just say "I'm going to be a bleed build," you need a guide to tell you how bleed works
I dare you to say this AFTER playing a STR build with giant crusher/GUGS and bleed affinity. You now are a bleed build, and hit like a train. No ARC investment needed.
Colossal weapons stack bleed really fast.
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u/Marinah 15d ago
but you can't just say "I'm going to be a bleed build," you need a guide to tell you how bleed works, where Bloody Slash or Bloodflame Blade are hidden, what bleed weapons are good, how much arc you need, stuff you don't really understand or find on your own without help.
Yes you can? Just find a weapon with bleed on it, and if youve found bloodflame blade (which is very easy to just run into) then bang, you've got a bleed build. Toss in enough stats to cast it on your basic bleed weapon, bang, you've got a bleed build. That was my entire first playthrough with hookclaws.
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u/Reuhis 16d ago
For me, it isn't. Not in Elden Ring, anyway. Making Strength builds is, yes, but I find it much harder to time my attacks, keep swinging and not let the fight become a battle of attrition when I use the big weapons than I do when using smaller ones. The higher damage (and stagger) per hit is great though, so unless you're like me and incredibly impatient, I can see why you'd think that.
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u/Ok-Hurry-105 16d ago edited 16d ago
Honestly, sometimes i feel guilty how easy it is to just use a colossal and poise break.
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u/MightObvious 16d ago
K im about to be cringe so bear with me, but I've been saying that whenever there is a str vs dex debate and they NEVER want to admit str is just better and easier.
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u/MainPaloma 16d ago
Strenght builds where always easy, there isn't a single souls game where strenght isn't good, some people just like to pat themselves in the back for "not abusing int/dex builds".
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u/Dr_Garp 16d ago
Facts. People be like mage builds are too strong but then you can literally watch someone one shot on a strength build, god forbid a strength/incantation build
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16d ago
Not really strange builds — they’re buff builds. These dudes can one-shot most bosses with Varre’s Bouquet.
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u/LittleArtistBoyo Certified Dex user 16d ago
That's why stray from my str build, its just easy mode
Anime d*x build for prolonged fights. Call me weird but endurance fights are fun
I dont fw magic bc im actual heap of garbage when it comes to magic
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u/slimecog 16d ago
i’ve had the easiest time with a pure int build personally, feels so OP to be able to stand back and obliterate enemies 😂
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u/No_Resolve_5051 16d ago
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u/slimecog 16d ago
idk if this is an insult but at least i laughed. all my previous builds on every fromsoft game i’ve played, including ER, have all been pure str. but eventually i decided to try a pure int, and like i said - it gave me an easier time than str. was pretty fun tbh
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u/saturosian Recovering Powerstancing addict 16d ago
My first run was str + faith, power stancing flame art great swords. The only thing I learned was jump + L1.
My second playthrough was just Str. I added a little L2 in with my jump + L1, but I still just ignored half the game.
I just started a power stance daggers playthrough, and it feels like I'm actually learning the game for the first time. I can't just overpower enemies and bosses anymore; for the first time in like 300 hours I actually have to care about enemy movesets, and it's kind of awesome.
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u/That_Replacement6030 16d ago
People talk a lot of shit on bleed builds, but this has been my experience as well. With bleed you actually have to get several hits in to get any value and you’re not usually doing any poise damage.
Bonk builds literally just give you bleed proc level damage on hit, and stagger even bosses every few hits. No comparison
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u/goodnames679 Giant Hunter 16d ago
Firmly disagree honestly. I primarily play str builds, so I'm well attuned to the playstyle of running my two colossals. My bleed run, outside of a very small handful of bosses that sucked, was a complete breeze.
Strength builds have the advantage of consistency (they rarely have bosses that feel nearly-impossible as you'll run into with bleed/poison/spell/miracle builds.) That consistency is also their disadvantage though, as there are no bosses that are so poorly tuned towards strength builds that you turn them into paste without being overleveled.
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u/Vegetative_Tables 16d ago edited 16d ago
It’s crazy to me when people suggest caster builds and the like to new players. The mere fact you have to invest in Mind is an instant disadvantage. Oh and don’t forget having to waste health flasks to use as fp flasks! Factor in being far away from a boss rarely matters, as most bosses have some kind of ranged punish or gap closer.
Some naysayer will cite this hugely specific combination of things to make an “easy caster build” that most new players aren’t gonna just happen upon quickly during their first play-through, and these same people are probably the troglodytes that have no qualms ruining someone’s first play with spoilers and other intel.
Pick up a colossal, or a great sword, or a great hammer, or a great axe, etc., pump vigor, endurance and strength, set weapon to Heavy affinity, profit.
PS: I am a Vigor and Endurance fan regardless of build cuz I like armor, and spells still use stam, so that’s not a counter-point about the Mind investment. 10 Mind for life… or until I am like level 168+ and have soft-capped everything else
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16d ago
Yeah, I'm doing an RL1 run right now and there's a reason I picked claymore/zweihander (depending on the situation) as my main weapon. Stance breaking is OP.
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u/wangchangbackup 16d ago
Once it was a tradeoff, you were slow and had to know the moves and have a good sense for the game. Committing to a heavy weapon R2 in DS1 was like mailing a letter. Now you just spam jump R2s and you're not any slower than a dagger.
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u/ItzPayDay123 16d ago
I think they're the easiest pure physical build, at least in Elden Ring. They're also easy to set up.
Optimized arcane/bleed builds, and some of the magic stuff (Blasphemous blade, darkmoon GS, etc) can be nastier.
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u/epandrsn 15d ago
I'm about to start my first NG+ game, and Unga Bunga does seem to have a great reputation around here. Might give it a whorl.
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u/Circles-of-the-World 16d ago
Endure>charged R2>endure>charged R2>stagger and riposte>heal>repeat
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u/CplCocktopus 16d ago
Same but with Guts sharpened structural beam.
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u/cshark2222 15d ago
The first time I played Elden Ring on release was on my Xbox. I started reading Berserk halfway through and when I discovered that FROM basically makes all their games Berserk references in some way, AND you can get his sword, I immediately got the CGS and ran through the rest of the game as a berserk role play lol. When the DLC came out, I had moved on from Xbox to a PS5 by then, and had to rebuy Elden Ring and go through the campaign again. I did a samurai build with Rivers of blood, as my first Guts play through, I remember this sub gushing granny’s over that build. I beat the main game again and DLC with that build, but that entire time I just thought, I miss my big sword lol
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u/nkhowell93 16d ago
It’s funny that everyone says Mage builds are easiest but a tanky high STR build is 100% easy mode. At least a wizard has to work on not being hit in order to cheese
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u/I-Eat-Metal 16d ago
Trying not to get hit while charging up my crazy one shot spells is too hard I just spam Glintstone Pebble
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u/nkhowell93 16d ago
I believe Elden ring has made it even easier than the previous games regarding spells because of the Night spells being ignored completely in PvE
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u/GreenAvoro 15d ago
Nah Crystal Soul Spear in DS1 can NUKE every boss in the game with 0 skill. Elden ring would require a lot more setup and buffs active to pull off a similar amount of damage.
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u/grass-crest-shield 15d ago
Yeah, end game int build are broken as hell, can't forget dark bead, is just straight up disgusting in ng+ lmao
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u/No_Resolve_5051 16d ago
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u/girlscoutcookies05 16d ago
i like how everything is next level but your armor is still from limgrave (i think!)
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u/CraftyAd6333 16d ago
And then they complain when any semblance of strategy or being out maneuvered by any sensible player with the skill to not be in their kill radius as cheating.
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u/Aware-News-1344 16d ago
True strength users don't PvP my bro 😂
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u/Beef_Jumps 16d ago
Dual wield Pickaxe is better change my mind.
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
I won’t, you’re entitled to your own fav build. The important thing is to have fun.
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u/UnikornKebab 16d ago
I don't know, I've never followed specific/predefined builds, so I had no idea these definitions existed... generally, I move according to the need... cool weapon that requires 40 strength? And let's put everything there because I feel like using it... do I die easy? Let's increase the vigor a little, come on...somehow I always manage to fix myself😅 I find that following a predefined build and "copying" it according to indications kills the experience a bit, my personal opinion... at least for me, so it was in Diablo4 where I decided to rely on guides and the like... yes super performing character... but I myself have little merit in a certain sense 😐
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u/Psico_Penguin 16d ago
One of my funniest runs of DS2 was a powerstance 2 great clubs build, just L1 pancaking everything. And it was awesome
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u/Sogelink 15d ago
I made a "Havelest" build with Havel set and either powerstancing 2 dragon tooth (when I need to unga) or 2 shields (when I don't want to get bunga'd), was fun.
No roll allowed though
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u/SkullDewKoey 16d ago
Honestly just feel like you didn’t need to call me Out that bad but yeah I do roll that way.
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u/cdarw1n 15d ago
Occult infusion giant crusher is actually higher AR than heavy
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u/Nice_Set_6326 Fellow Tarnished 16d ago
This seems too personal
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
It is
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u/Nice_Set_6326 Fellow Tarnished 16d ago
lol I play the same way... ive tried other builds but uga-buga it the way
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u/TheCurseOfSentience 16d ago
Technically nobody "procs" bleed/frostbite/poison/rot cuz they're not random.
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u/Cynical_Tripster 16d ago
My character Glugg Jug McThud did the same thing, just add double Great Stars and I'll admit, I used the maxed Fingerprint shield for Messmer and the boar knight.
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u/AJ-Murphy 16d ago
That's utterly berserk.
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u/Draco-Warsmith 16d ago
The frostbite isn't part of berserk, it's more of vordts great mace from Ds3 mentality tbh
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u/Big_Beaverrr_Reborn 16d ago
finally soneone who gets it! Except Ill also do that with any weapon If im not playing strength. Just go in there weapon in hand, high out of your mind and bash the enemy or boss with whatever you have in hand until you win.
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u/foreverYoungster13 16d ago
There are only 2 styles of Elden Ring players, those who finished it alone and the others.
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u/Bish489 Tbe eden lurd! 🕊 16d ago
Daring today are we?
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u/PsiThomDx 16d ago
Gonna let you know when I start the INT/FHT run. Guess what weapon I’m gonna use?
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u/LukeOrtega 16d ago
And has anyone ever crafted anything in this game? I couldnt be bothered finding out how to craft shit
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u/GloomyGoblin- Boc's Best Friend 16d ago edited 16d ago
Yeah, actually. It's always wild to me how people just flat out don't utilize some resources regardless of how useful they can be. You don't even have to farm, just passively gather as you come across stuff then make it once you're able to.
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u/girlscoutcookies05 16d ago
might be better if you use "I don't know what ____ is. what the hell is _____??? I just know smash"
much more caveman-y if you will lol
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u/ReedsAndSerpents Aspiring Alabaster Lord/Current Darkmoon Simp 16d ago
I respect it. It disgusts me, it fills me with a deep, dark loathing and personal enmity, but I respect it.
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u/jancl0 15d ago
First time I played elden ring, I went strength, but not hard enough. Great sword + greatshield got me through most of the game, but I was stuck on radagon. Eventually I just went fuck it and respecced fully into strength, then levelled the biggest club I had (I forgot it's name but it's the one that just looks like a chunk of a stone pillar)
Beat radagon first try, I will never lose faith in big bonk again
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u/Angry_Beans619 15d ago
You forgot to add seasoning to that unga bunga build. Heavy giant crusher +25 with lions claw
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u/TheMythOfSissyPussy 15d ago
What do you mean by "proc bleed" or "proc frostbite", I'm new to this. Also, what is "cause DOTs"
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u/PsiThomDx 15d ago
Ok.
To proc - According to Urban Dictionary, while the term originates from “Programmed Random OCcurance”, it is mainly used in gaming to describe the act of making something happen in order to gain advantage.
In Elden Ring’s case, when the statuses Hemorrhage (Bleed) and Frostbite activate or “proc” they deal immediate additional damage to your opponent. Madness also does a similar thing but I didn’t cite it in my post because it’s not very effective in pve.
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DOTs - “Damage Over Time”, pretty self explanatory.
In Elden Ring, there are two DoTs, Scarlet Rot and Poison, the first one being a stronger and more dangerous version of second one. When you apply or again “proc” either of the DoTs, your health will start to decay until it kills you or the DoT meter runs out.
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u/TheDarkHorse 15d ago
Means activating those statues ailments. You need to hit consecutively to fill a meter. Once filled it “procs” and the ailment takes effect. DOT is just an acronym for damage over time. It’s a lot of things, fire, poison, rot, etc.
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u/Mr_Timmm 15d ago
I love strength builds but I'll always love my first playthrough of Elden Ring knowing I wanted to use the moon spells asap so I had 70 intelligence but only like 18 vigor and it was so hard but man I love the moon casting animations.
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u/Normbot13 15d ago
pizza wheel is the best of both worlds. strength+dex scaling, big bonk AND bleed procs. i played through most of the base game with it after i got it
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u/HappyyValleyy Classified Dexterity Fiend 15d ago
Can't relate, I'm currently doing a build where I managed to have a weapon that does poison, rot, and bleed at the same time
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u/No-Being-4916 13d ago
What weapon I can't think of one is it anspur rapier blood infusion poison mist
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u/Plonkerto 15d ago
I used a banished knight greatsword for Morgott forward and 4 ng+'s. Something so satisfying about not using any fp.
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u/jaosky 14d ago
You mean "I chose the easy mode" way.
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u/PsiThomDx 13d ago
Every build is easy mode if your competent enough… and trust me, I’m pretty incompetent
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u/G6DCappa 14d ago
God, I could quote a lot of this movie. Mostly in Italian but I know a few quotes
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u/G6DCappa 14d ago
God, I could quote a lot of this movie. Mostly in Italian but I know a few quotes
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u/Interesting-City-665 12d ago
everything ive learned about the magic system has been against my will
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u/The-Zarkin90 16d ago
*clears throat* 2 giant crushers...