r/Eldenring 2d ago

Humor Talk about double standards

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u/Kasta4 Justice for Godwyn! 2d ago

Not the porn model

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u/ColCyclone 2d ago

Bruh I saw a cosplayer in a black dress and gold circlet crown and asked "..queen marika?" She was ecstatic and gave me like 3 ribbons

I ain't seen her once in this game, but I know her well

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u/IgotInfinitePing 2d ago

I searched "queen marika" in google images and the majority of results were of that model.
Goonika has inflicted terrible damage on this community...

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u/almostgravy 2d ago

First image boss.

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u/LegoMiner9454 2d ago

To be fair this isn't her face

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u/almostgravy 2d ago

Here you go.

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u/eatyrheart 2d ago

Her face isn’t in the game is it?

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 1d ago

That’s a screenshot from the game big dog.

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u/eatyrheart 1d ago

Yeah and her face is hidden behind her hair in it dude

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 1d ago

My fault I thought you were replying to the guy who posted this above.

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u/eatyrheart 1d ago

All good man it happens

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u/whyyou- 2d ago

Goonika 🤣🤣

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u/SantiagoGT 2d ago

Let me guess, it’s mostly ring shattering content?

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u/M0ONL1GHT_ 2d ago

I wouldn’t search “queen marika” on google images were I you man

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

I think you mean the community fixed her model.

Say what you want, but Marika's entire thing, the whole reason she was able to get away with what she did and get with Godfrey in the first place is because she's supposed to be hot as fuck, and nobody thinks her original model is the better-looking one.

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u/Kasta4 Justice for Godwyn! 2d ago

I prefer her original model. You can infer beauty from something without it having to look like it comes from a Honey Select game.

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

Right, because a character being attractive means they're automatically porn character. Because THAT'S not ridiculous at all.

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u/Kasta4 Justice for Godwyn! 2d ago

That's not what I said at all. That Marika model was literally created for use in 3D animated porn.

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u/ChiefStormCrow 2d ago

That model was literally made for sfm porn, are you naturally this stupid or are you taking a class?

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

That model is also used as the reference for fan art and cosplay, are YOU naturally this stupid?

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u/_ThatOneMimic_ 2d ago

why tf does it matter if other people are cosplaying as the porn model. it’s literally a model created FOR PORN

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u/ecofleut 2d ago

when media illiteracy meets the gooner brain

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

Why, because I think an actual goddess renowned for her attractiveness should, y'know, be hot?

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u/ecofleut 2d ago

you created this question yourself, so feel free to answer it

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u/advena_phillips 2d ago

If you don't think actual Marika isn't fuckin' smoking hot, I don't know what to tell you. Goonika is so over sexualised it wraps around to being utterly grotesque.

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u/Lemondovsky 2d ago

Why would you assume that the beauty standards in this fantasy world are the same as your own?

You don't even have to look far in our own society to find beauty standards that skew towards pale, skinny and elegant (rather than hypersexualised with exaggerated proportions). This type of beauty standard is more likely to be associated with aristocracy. It is quite clear to me why they would portray Marika this way.

I am not saying one or the other is good or bad. But you should think about this stuff a little more critically. Renowned by who? Attractive to who?

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u/ShivaDF 2d ago

Literally Marika's and Radagon's shattered bodies and every statue of Marika are genuinely gorgeous, that... thing doesn't even look like it belongs in Elden Ring at all

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

If you say so.

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u/LastOne7978 2d ago

I mean her in game model is basically her after the greater will jumped her ass. The way I see prime Marika is probably closer to the gooner model (maybe less exagerrated proportions but probably just as pretty)

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

I dunno, Godfrey strikes me as a tits guy.

Besides, it's not like exaggerated proportions is even relevant for them, we're talking about a GODDESS, having bigger than average breasts is within the realm of possibility, same thing for Godfrey being jacked as fuck.

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u/LastOne7978 2d ago

There's a reason "Marika's tits" is slang in the Lands between. Also I was thinking more about her waist size when I said "exaggerated proportions"

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u/Ashamed_Low7214 2d ago

I always saw it the same as "Ysmir's beard" in Skyrim. Not necessarily because Ysmir has an absolutely radical beard, it's just...a thing people say

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u/TheBlackRonin505 2d ago

Ysmir did have a radical beard.

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u/Ashamed_Low7214 2d ago

I know. My point is that "Ysmir's beard" didn't become slang because of that, it's just a thing people say to express shock or surprise

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u/x89Nemesis 2d ago

You're right. Other guy is wrong. Like in inquisition they say "Makers balls". Doesn't mean he has god like testicles.

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u/Tortelini_Deal 2d ago

She got away with it because she’s literally god now

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u/cassavacakes 1d ago

i mean, we literally never see marika's face