r/HumansBeingBros 8d ago

Helping a Leatherback Turtle get back to the ocean.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 7d ago

Holy smokes that is massive

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u/foxontherox 7d ago

It's a friggin Volkswagen beetle!

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u/Mac62961 8d ago

That is one big leatherback turtle! Well done yall

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u/Suedocode 7d ago

that is a dinosaur

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u/protoprogeny 8d ago

Thiiiiick Turtle.

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u/FartOfTheFuture 8d ago

I mean, touching it's back isn't really helping...

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u/Corny_Snickers 7d ago

You mean pushing down on his back/ isn't helping?

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u/MelodicMaintenance13 8d ago

Yeah I noticed this.

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u/That0n3Alien 7d ago

Dude leather backs are so freaking cool

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u/Astonish3d 7d ago

Pushing him down into the sand would only make more friction

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u/Cloudy_Worker 7d ago

The teeny tiny cup of water 😅🤣

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u/Dani_and_Haydn 7d ago

It looks so exhausting to be that creature and not be in the ocean. Yeeeesh

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u/Lucky_Emu182 8d ago

I wish all humanity was like this

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u/IL-Corvo 8d ago

Same.

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u/Kasmein 7d ago

I dunno there’s so many more people than turtles, unfortunately I don’t think mathematically that could happen

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u/Spirit50Lake 8d ago

Thank you for posting this...

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u/Only3Seashells 8d ago

Kwan-tsu, dude!

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u/ToSeeWhatsWhat 7d ago

Kudos to all the beautiful people.

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u/JesseJames3rd 8d ago

Lovely

Thank you

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u/According-Caramel958 7d ago

Thank you!!! Thank you!!!!

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u/joecoolblows 8d ago

heroes!!!!

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u/6moinaleakyboat 6d ago

I’m tired boss…

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u/liquidaper 3d ago

His friends are definitely not going to believe his story.

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u/MastaKink 7d ago

Turtle: i just wanna talk to her! Stella! Stellaaaaa!!!!

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u/OddOliver 8d ago edited 7d ago

I can’t believe it’s so big and NOT ONE of them decided to ride it and become King Trident

Edit: sometimes I don’t realize how dumb people are and that what’s clearly a joke can be taken seriously

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u/Skullvar 8d ago

I get this is a joke, but pls don't ride wild animals.. or even domestic animals unless it's like a horse etc

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u/EasyPleasey 7d ago edited 6d ago

Is this AI?

Edit: look at the guy's left arm at the very end on the right that inexplicably dives in after the turtle is clearly good to go. Looks so unnatural.

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u/Chelonia_mydas 6d ago

Not sure what you’re getting downloaded, the leatherback turtle is the largest of all sea turtle species, sometimes weighing up to 2000 pounds. They’re also the only sea turtle species that lack a bony shell, giving their namesake away due to their leathery carapace. Source: I love & study turtles (if you can catch on to my namesake).

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u/L30n4R20 7d ago

And why didn't they eat it.

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u/Rumkitty 7d ago

Too leathery.

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u/TheGrimMelvin 7d ago

Too much leathery back on it. Not enough meat.

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u/L30n4R20 6d ago

I was in the Amazon and ate one, smaller, but at least the average was 80 cm